[SATIRE]
Having read many an article from Wired magazine, I can confirm that the word has been co-opted by drug culture to a radical degree. The once reputable fount for news of all things tech has basically become the indolent cesspool of all things tweak. And I love it all the more now.
I now additionally report that my nipples are absolutely wired; my nipples are on so many fucking drugs, you guys. And my house, whose walls were once lined with an electricity-transmitting metallic filament, has recently checked in to the Betty Ford Clinic (it was going kind of overboard with it all. I mean, an outlet in every room? Yikes.)
[END OF SATIRE]
If BBRT's owner were any more of an uptight homophobic prick, he'd be Focus on the Family.