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  1. orderthepartysub
    Is the UK accepting refugees from the U.S. yet?
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    Let's be real though, God is a fucking [banned word]. Like, he's got Adam there in the Garden of Eden & is like, "Nice. Hot. I'm digging this." Then Adam's like "im' lonely :'(" and God's like "FUCK. Alright, throw me a bone and I'll make ya something nice lol" and then there's Eve. Then Eve meets a snake & some fruit gets et & the happy couple are like "Holy crap, we're naked 😱." So they cover up just in time for God to walk back in, and that's the first thing he notices. He's like "wtf is this Who told you to put clothes on". Snake's off in the corner like "God u ssstupid bitch" & then God is like "FINE THEN IM TAKING MY GARDEN AND GOING HOME. ENJOY BEING NOT-NAKED YOU TWO. ALSO, ALL THE SUFFERING. Knew I shoulda never planted that fucking tree…" Then like, 3,000-ish years (plus at least two periods that lasted so long, everyone who was there lost track of time) later, God's like "Jesus, I'm horny, but there's nobody as magnificent as I am that I'd ever wanna fuck. What can I do about this whole situ…WAIT, I think I might have an idea that's just crazy enough to work, and it might even lead to humanity's redemption, or whatever." Nine months later & God becomes the proud, eager father of Himself. & you know Jesus has gotta be taking that Cosmic Daddy Dick on the regular, because that boy ascended to the clouds and, to this day (this is a FACT, you can look it up), he has yet to come back down even once.
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    fisty-nining Jayson Parker and Marco Napoli - such ffine holes.png
    Oh snap, this is the first time I've seen anyone else call it a fisty-nine. I've arrived! Now if people start to make common parlance of pissty-nine, rimsty-nine, and sixty-nipple … or maybe titsty-nine? … I'll have a sleaze legacy I can truly be proud of ( *-*)
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    Some of us are reclaiming the word. I mean, the whole act — of getting in between a man's legs, hooking my arms underneath them, pulling my head into their crotch, sliding my open mouth down their shaft, and then my open throat down their shaft, down as far as I can go, and then shivering with excitement when I feel their hands on the back of my head pressing me down even farther, eager for the moment when I can no longer hold back my gag reflex, and throat and mouth alike all tightly squeeze my idol of worship, before I let up off of it and admire the thick strands of drool suddenly connecting my lips to his throbbing, turgid glory... gotta admit, pretty faggy of me to be that into it. But I do a damn fine job of helping those men feel good, and could not be more proud of the faggot I am. Other guys get off on the humiliation of somebody actively committing hate crimes against them, and... i honestly dk what their baggage is, but I've learned not to play the role of their psychologist or positive affirmation coach when they haven't asked me to. To each their own ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    WhaT's a Dad to do? Will the state trooper turn a blind eye if the man lets the Officer do unspeakable things to his son? Or will the cop take the boy in to the station, put him at the mercy of all the officers there?
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    Jesus, the things you realize in hindsight... seeing this thread float up to the first couple of pages again, remembering exactly how I'd verbalized this concern, and then looking at the timestamp, and having the fact sink in, that I'd written this post, not even half a day after our best estimate for when my closest friend died... and five and a half days before I made the wellness check where we found his body. Knowing that, and having found a couple of his other profiles on other services, I can't brush off the feeling in my gut any more. I think that the man who called himself roguechoirboy on here… is gone.
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    Soooo good 😩💦
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    hoT story so far, man!
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    Wondering where auditions are held 🤔
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    Sounds like a cool concept, and those're definitely some hoT pics. Looking forward to puffin' along 💨
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    No. That's some straight-up sociopathic rhetoric right there.
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    ... especially in regards to the piss 😈

     

    (SF local here... if this message doesn't make any sense, I left another one on your post in my local forum just a moment ago)

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    Very sorry to only just be discovering this post now, but in my defense I didn't really start being active as a member until well over a year after it'd already been posted. Rest assured, if you ever do make your way out here again, I'll be more than happy to meet, serve, and do all that I can to satisfy.
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    Fuuuck, I'm betting that hotbox maneuver had some part in you agreeing to give iT a try 😈
  15. orderthepartysub
    I just read all of this and matched the hits Jakey was given/shotgunned... and fuck do I want some cock now
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    What a hot few hours of clouding and edging this was. Wish I was Sean 🤤
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    Sure would. I've heard it changes your relationship to sex when you do it, though. Makes you feel like it's typically only worth it if you're being paid for it. I like getting fucked and wouldn't want to ruin my relationship with that, so clients would have to be looking to take my dick and load
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    Absolute fucking dick move on bear#2's part...
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    Aww, I was hoping to learn the identity of this not-so stranger... but it didn't detract from what was an orgasmic story overall
  20. orderthepartysub
    We want it, we want it baaaad
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    I'll admit, I have a bad habit of fearing the worst, but I seriously do worry that at this point the choirboy is more AWOL than rogue...
  22. orderthepartysub
    Oh, older bottoms can be fantastic too. It's pretty wild when a guy can get my soft chemcock inside of him, and it makes it so much easier to fill his ass with my party piss
  23. orderthepartysub
    Saaaaame 🤤
  24. orderthepartysub
    Honestly, if I'm choosing between two hot guys, I'm always more interested in the older one. Been that way my hole life In fact, here's an unsolicited photo of me quenching my ThirsT from a local daddy's tap. Quod "Erot" Demonstrandum
  25. orderthepartysub
    Sounds like a good little cult. Where do I go to join?

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