Bathhouse Annoyances

[19HairyBoy]

This is probably the only place I could ever vent about a bathhouse so I figured why not make a thread haha

 

What are some things that annoy you when at a bathhouse?

 

The main thing tonight that made me want to vent are Standers. If you are absolutely not into anyone there then go home or go to the break room or something. Stop making it awkward by standing there trying to avoid eye contact with any and everyone.

[bbzh]

1. People in slings (sling lizards) who are clearly not getting any action but are too stubborn to leave.

2. People who occupy cabins who are clearly not getting any action but are too stubborn to leave.

3. People who give looks of disgust to people they are not attracted to...I think this is uncalled for and I hope those same people feel that from others at some point in their lives

4. People who grope you or pursue you after you have made it clear you are not interested

5. People who are too "clique-y" at the bathhouse....I thought it was a place for sex, not a cafe or restaurant to meet your friends.

6. Saunas that don't have adequate cleaning out facilities...

7. Saunas that blare music too loudly.

8. Lazy sauna staff that are not regularly checking the cabins for cleanliness.

9. Timers on showers that are ridiculously short

10. Steam rooms that are not hot enough or too hot.

 

Now you understand why I don't frequent saunas that much. LOL. 

[19HairyBoy]

1. People in slings (sling lizards) who are clearly not getting any action but are too stubborn to leave.

2. People who occupy cabins who are clearly not getting any action but are too stubborn to leave.

3. People who give looks of disgust to people they are not attracted to...I think this is uncalled for and I hope those same people feel that from others at some point in their lives

4. People who grope you or pursue you after you have made it clear you are not interested

5. People who are too "clique-y" at the bathhouse....I thought it was a place for sex, not a cafe or restaurant to meet your friends.

6. Saunas that don't have adequate cleaning out facilities...

7. Saunas that blare music too loudly.

8. Lazy sauna staff that are not regularly checking the cabins for cleanliness.

9. Timers on showers that are ridiculously short

10. Steam rooms that are not hot enough or too hot.

 

Now you understand why I don't frequent saunas that much. LOL. 

1 and 4 I agree with so much!

 

I wanted to try the sling the other day for the first time and see if I could get any action but this guy was not giving it up. I probably wouldn't have gotten any action either like him since it seemed to be only bottoms there that day haha but I would have liked to try

 

And I try to be nice to everyone there even if I'm not interested because no one deserves to have someone be an ass to them since we are all there for the same reason but people just don't seem to get the hint at times

[AndyOboy]

I hate it when guys come into my room to use my hole and they close the door.  i want the whole world to see what a cum dump I am. Willing to take any raw cock and load.

[Guest Pwrfkme06]

Guys who do not cum in my ass

[totalasspig]

1.  Guys who are Stand and Model - You can do that in a bar.

2.  Guys that chit chat in the hallways by rooms about China patterns and other BS -there is a lounge for that.

3.  Sling Lizards - You should only be in the sling if you have a partner ready to FUCK or FIST :-)

4.  Nudity - NYC has the worst rules - you can be nude in the shower and steamroom and your room, but God forbid you walk around nude.

5.  Twinks that walk into your room and say "What's the Crisco for"?

6.  Blaring Music is fine with me - it helps weed out the noise that somoene is blowing shooting a load - but I can't stand it when it's rap.

7.  There are some men that are pigs - if they can't get laid they clog toilets and destory stuff.

[jj10]

-bottoms that don't clean/douche when it's available for them right there to do so.

-guys that follow you around.

-guys that come up to you and touch you, but they are not looking for sex...they are only looking to "touch" (probably my biggest turn off).

-guys that hand you a condom when your right about to fuck them (that's my cue to leave and find someone else that is into REAL fun).

[Hornyone]

Guys who come into your room and start playing with your ass, and then just walk out and don't fuck you. Such a downer.

[TigerMilner]

I agree with the Sling lizard comment and the "Standers".  Last time I was at Slammers in FTL there were 3 or 4 bottoms taking the fuck bench in the small dark room.  The place was packed but all the tops already had checked out the tired ole pieces that were ass up all night.  By the time I got a chance to squeeze in the middle, the room was full of tops who were not fucking.  No one could get behind me to fuck.  It was annoying as hell.  The three of us bottoms looked like we were on our knees praying for cock.  Finally I did something I have never done.  I raised up and said in my most authoritative voice "Step up or step aside, I didn't come here to pray".  It worked.  I mean I emptied the room. lol.  I decided after that that maybe I was too tired, or whatever and better go home. 

[GermanFucker]

5. People who are too "clique-y" at the bathhouse....I thought it was a place for sex, not a cafe or restaurant to meet your friends.

 

IMHO a good or even great bathhouse is not only about sex (I can have sex in the woods without having to pay a dime, so what do I need a steam room for?). It's about the whole atmosphere. It's also about leisure, about the male body, about just letting oneself go and enjoying oneself.

 

A good bathhouse not only offers a steam room and a cruising area for sex, but also a nice bar / common area for meeting new people, but also spaces where you can exchange a few words with old friends - or new ones you just met (like a garden deck or a semi-private corner with a few comfy chairs).

 

Don't get me wrong, the old rule still applies: THE STEAMROOM IS NOT A CHATROOM! But a bit of bathhouse culture doesn't hurt either. If it's one of those places where everyone is just franticly and single-mindedly looking for sex, it's not really a bathhouse, it's just a sex club with showers. To misquote the Village People: A bathhouse is a place where you also "can hang out with other boys". In a yacuzi.

 

 

 

I hate it when guys come into my room to use my hole and they close the door.  i want the whole world to see what a cum dump I am. Willing to take any raw cock and load.

 

I hate it when uppity bottoms think they can dictate the rules (and yes, that was meant ironically).

[AlwaysOpen]

2 major issues I have with public sex places- be it  a dark  bar room or bathhouse or sex club.  If you are going to be a bottom ( and my city has officially been renamed by Rand McNally  from Ft Lauderdale to Ft BOTTOMDALE) use a fucking douche hose  at home, rinse and repeat until  yesterdays  corn is gone !! THE last thing anyone wants  to experience is the skank of your hole  wafting thru a hot  steamy room all night. And just  a sidebar - if you  work to hose out, do NOT stop at a diner  on your way to the sex club and  have  a Grand Slam special- that  damn shit will exit before you do .Decide- sex  or food- not  both  . On that same thought- sex clubs and bath houses- PLEASE- it may seem like a great lure- free pizza  or free food of some type - but the last thing that is sexy is someone puffing and panting pepperoni all over my  face as he  is fucking me- or worse- the naive bottom that just  knocked down 6  slices of pizza and is  busy sucking a cock right afterwards-  until he  has his gag reflex banged and suddenly  there is pizza all over the orgy room floor. Again- food or sex-- but puhlease--not both at once!

2)And while  sleazy is  fun, sanitize the place on a very often and regular basis- not just once a year when  your neighbor lets you borrow his pressure washer. I fully understand  things "happen" now and then, but when the wall in the steam room has the same thing growing on it  week after week- it tells me my money is  your focus, not the facility

[19HairyBoy]

I've never had this problem since I'm to impatiant to just wait bent over for a random cock to fuck me(nor does that idea sound to pleasent either) but it irritates me when I see other bottoms try to go up and attmept to suck the bottom that is bent over waiting for a top.

[dnvrbttm4loads]

1) the man who inserts himself in my sex WITHOUT being invited.  'no thanks' or 'I got this' means 'no thanks' or 'I got this'.  Please move on.

2) the play by play man.  'oh, he's fucking him now...  he's really hammering that hole... oh it's getting really hot..'  thanks man, but please move on.

3) helen fucking keller.  everything must be touched and deaf to the 'no thanks' and blind to the head shake 'no'

4) the used car sales man -  'you have a smoking hot body, I give the most amazing massage to only jocks and will only be here for a short while'   

5) 'how's it going' man - on every lap.  dare to answer, and might as well have signed adoption papers. There will be no shaking him and no peace in any common space.

6)  followed by 'do you work out?, I want to start working out' man -  yeah I know you are trying to establish raport with something we have in common, but seriously we are both in white towels there is nothing left to the imagination.

7) bait and switch boy -  lure me in with your  'I'll do nasty things to you' smirk while stroking on that ever hardening python, make out with me, rub me up and down, eat my hole, tease my hole, and then announce 'I only bottom, tragic I know, but it is what is it is, gonna fuck me?'

8) viagra and the 102 year old man.  congratuations on the renewed hard dick you are displaying, but come on man, you can barely move and please watch out for those slippery floors and that set of stairs.

[bottombottoy]

1) the man who inserts himself in my sex WITHOUT being invited.  'no thanks' or 'I got this' means 'no thanks' or 'I got this'.  Please move on.

2) the play by play man.  'oh, he's fucking him now...  he's really hammering that hole... oh it's getting really hot..'  thanks man, but please move on.

3) helen fucking keller.  everything must be touched and deaf to the 'no thanks' and blind to the head shake 'no'

4) the used car sales man -  'you have a smoking hot body, I give the most amazing massage to only jocks and will only be here for a short while'   

5) 'how's it going' man - on every lap.  dare to answer, and might as well have signed adoption papers. There will be no shaking him and no peace in any common space.

6)  followed by 'do you work out?, I want to start working out' man -  yeah I know you are trying to establish raport with something we have in common, but seriously we are both in white towels there is nothing left to the imagination.

7) bait and switch boy -  lure me in with your  'I'll do nasty things to you' smirk while stroking on that ever hardening python, make out with me, rub me up and down, eat my hole, tease my hole, and then announce 'I only bottom, tragic I know, but it is what is it is, gonna fuck me?'

8) viagra and the 102 year old man.  congratuations on the renewed hard dick you are displaying, but come on man, you can barely move and please watch out for those slippery floors and that set of stairs.

 

 

HAHAHA! number 8 especially! 

[kinky_hot]

LOL I love this thread. I'm not going to saunas much these days, but I think more or less the same applies to the sex clubs in my city.

 

1. People who'll ask "Can I fuck you?" That's usually followed by a condom. They wouldn't ask otherwise, they'd just plug their cock in your hole. My reply "It will hurt, I'm not ready now..." Such a lie, I've been hitting poppers all night and my hole is wide open.

2. People who talk in the cruising area. Go to the bar.

3. Condoms.

4. Condoms. Very hung guys who bring condoms but no lube, and think they can stick that thing up your ass for ten minutes. So when my ass is sore tomorrow morning, can I bring some sandpaper and massage your dick? Just to be even.

5. Condoms. I just hit up yesterday night at the local sex-club a Belgian guy and an Italian guy. Both hung like hell, oh what cocks. They both asked "Can I fuck you?", and then I heard the noise of the condom wrapper. No way.

Then you feel this dissatisfaction when you think "We could be having so much fun, but then, fuck it".

6. Having to avoid eye contact with usual fuck friends I just don't wanna have sex with at the moment.

7. Having to stand very (very) old men groping my ass as I pass by. Then them telling me "Hey calm down!" when I take back their hand and say "Back off". Why don't YOU restrain yourself, so that I don't have to?

8. Hands groping into my ass while I'm taking cock in the dark. I guess they just want to check if we're going bare. When they do once it's fine. The second time I feel like breaking one of their fingers.

9. Spending the night trying to find someone who likes it raw, without being able to really be clear about it cause of the taboo, the stigma, and the fact that I'm in my home city and I can't go in "full whore mode".