Things that piss off a BB Top

[Guest pumpndump]

How about a bottom that makes you wait while they clean out! Fucking hate having to wait. I wanr to come in, fuck my load into you and go, i dont want to wait for 20 min while you prep yourself. If you weren't ready then why did you tell me to come over?!

[obsidian]

Bottoms who don't clean out

[gaymarc]

I totally agree with you

And I second that agreement. I'm there to be used, take cock and make the Top feel good. That's my job as a bottom. I don't want to shoot a load. The only load being shot should be the Top's when he's good and ready.

[gaymarc]

I'm cool with the 'starfish'. There were MANY times that I instructed a bottom to 'lie there, don't move, keep quiet... pretend you're a sack of potatoes' The ones that could manage it were a GREAT fuck for me.

Lesson for bottoms: *ASK* if your top likes for you to be responsive, or a piece of 'dead meat'.

Well I tend to be a noisy bottom regardless. Getting fucked for me is very intense. So I would hope a Top would never want me to be 'dead meat.'

[mike258]

Fucking is pretty intense for me, too. I guess this makes me a narcissist, but I like to hear that I'm fucking you well. Don't just lay there and moan to yourself like you're touching yourself to a dirty movie.

[eightndeep]

rawTOP has THE list, but . . .

1. Bottoms who "clean out", and instead of some turd, there's watery shit slurry. NASTY. I'd rather take my chances au natural.

2. Bottoms who give orders. "Fuck me." "Harder." "Deeper." "Give it to me."

I am a big dicked top, and if I am fucking your hole, the goal is for me to cum. For that to happen, I am in control. I NEED to be in control. And as a big dicked top, I don't like to feel like I am not fucking you deeply enough, or hard enough. Inadequacy kills the thrill. Get a dildo. Especially when I really want to cum - the most sensitive part of my dick is the top three inches, and I might very well jack rabbit it in and out of your sphincter in shallow strokes, because that is what feels best. Believe me, when I blow, I'll try to be as deep as possible.

3. Bottoms who talk too much (or maybe at all). When your velvety soft ass is wrapped around my hard dick, that is what I want to think about. I want to think about the difference of how my pre cum is making it feel. I want to lose myself in thinking about my dick swelling up redder and harder, and how much I want to shoot my wad of sperm in you. Shut the fuck up already! Moaning, okay. But anything verbal you have to add just distracts me. My dick in your hole should be all the attention you need from me.

4. Unappreciative bottoms, who dont realize how lucky and rare it is to get a dick in your hole inseminating it. Even the hottest porn stars - 3/4's of them pull out and stroke off by hand. That is not just to 'prove' they came. It is because they can't cum while fucking, and they have to masturbate!! Fact is the number of men who can cum while fucking hole are a much, much smaller number than there are willing holes. And inseminating is not physically possible THAT often, even for the ablest studs. So to get fucked and bred . . . I expect the deference I am due. You got a hard dick wanting to fuck your hole? Lucky you. Act like it.

5. A bottom who, once I am done, expects me to get him off. Wtf? Okay, I spent years as a bottom. The feeling of having a dick in you, and man on top of you - sweating, fucking, reaching explosions of pleasure inside of you - is indescribable. If you don't like it, dont do it. But as top, I am taking control and responsibility for my own orgasm. I make it happen. You make yours happen. No I am not going to stroke you off after I came. What a chore.

6. Speaking of chores, bottoms who act like women. Women are infamous for needing foreplay, warming up, romancing, etc etc etc. So much work for sex! Fuck that! We are men! Of course I don't want to hurt by going to fast. Of course sometimes making love is hot. But the need to do some drawn out mating dance? Not for me. Dont make me do all the work making what we both want to happen happen.

[TigerMilner]

Wow, great thread. I agree with all of it. And I got a nice list of who tops.

Sometimes I see and/or hear bottoms that embarrass me as a bottom. Especially the demanding verbal stuff, i.e., "gimme that load' as soon as he starts fucking. Shut the fuck up.

[hairyone]

If a bottom cums while being fucked, he better know how to continue to get fucked. Asking the top to pull out just because the bottom has already had their orgasm is rude and selfish. Bottoms: either don't cum, or shut up and take it.

[BC_Bottom]

As a bottom, I can cum from getting fucked.

I hate when the top sees me cum, and stops. I figure it is the one time I am entitled to insist the top continue.

I love getting fucked through my orgasm.

[hispanicdlmale]

As a bb top i hate:

- Bttms with broken asses that start bleeding as soon i poke.

- Bttms with dirty asses. I understand an accident.

- "Yeah fuck me, give me that load! Are you cumming? Are you close? Shut....da....hell......UP!!!!!!

- Dont tell me what to do. I'm the man. I tell you what to do.

- Blowing up my cell or account, begging me to go there, then i get there and they dont answer the door.

- " Oh, can you cum quick? My bf is coming".

- Tops hitting me up. Vers hitting me up. Only bottoms apply!

- "Do you cum a lot"??? Sure. What is a lot???

- Extremely verbal guys. I love soft moans. I like fem. I like gay guys. I dont like butch macho. Thats just me.

- " Play with my nipples"!!!!! Oh yes keep playing! Harder! Pinch them!!! Bite them!!! Ummmm how about....NO!?!?!

I love obedient bottoms who know their place is between a real men's legs. To obey. To serve tops.

Thanks to all bottoms for all you do for us! I love bottoms!

[Guest fuque_toy]

Let's see... Things that piss me off...

1. Bottoms who flake out at the last minute. Especially when I they wasted time I could have spent finding another bottom.
   
2. Getting shit on my dick. Especially when it's a lot of shit. If it's a very small amount it's sorta understandable.
   
3. Asses that smell dirty. "Musky" is sorta OK - though I won't do much rimming when you're musky.
   
4. Bottoms who don't clearly show their flaws in their pics. Be upfront about what's "wrong" with you and I'll decide if I'm OK with it.
   
5. Aggressive bottoms who tell me how to fuck them (or how to service them when they're jacking off). Just shut up and take my dick. (Being assertive is fine - if you're not submissive, know the difference between assertive and aggressive).
   
6. Bottoms who interrupt my fucking when I'm in a groove.
   
7. Bottoms who are so tweaked that they're easily distracted.
   
8. Bottoms who jack their dick so vigorously that it makes it difficult to fuck them. A little jacking is fine.
   
9. Bottoms who try to use poppers while they're on their backs and I'm fucking them (one bottom got poppers in his eye by doing that - they're easily spilled when you're on your back and getting pounded).
   

[i wanted to get to an even 10, but can't think of another major one...]

Minor irritations...

1. Bottoms who ask "how's it going?" on hookup sites. Be more direct - tell me what you want, when you want it, and where you want it.
   
2. Bottoms who get upset with me for not hooking up with them after a few months when they live an hour away (Brooklyn, Queens, Jersey, etc.).
   
3. Bottoms who are so tweaked they're like zombies.
   
4. Bad breath.
   
5. Femmy guys. If you're femmy just be relatively quiet - it'll make you seem less femmy.
   

I never forget that its my role to please the top. Not be selfish

[Bottom Jim]

I am a bottom who takes great care in cleaning out. I will clean one before and actually clean again right before. Nothing turns a top,off I think is get shit on their dicks. I have actually refused a top when I knew I just was not totally clean

[Cumfilledbottomboi]

I make sure to prep for my hookups. I also don't even bother playing with my cock. My pleasure is getting to taste your cock and cum and/or get filled with your cum. I'll even role play if needed.

[jj10]

bottoms that move around too much. hate that.

stay still!

but most importantly, bottoms that are not cleaned properly. the session is over if they are not, and nothing can change my mind.

[havocorama]

Mine (as a hung top) is bottoms who chase you down because they're supposedly into monster cock, then spend the whole time wincing and asking you to pause while they "adjust." Of course I'll start slow, or let you get used to it when we're starting out. But if you just want a big dick that stretches your hole without moving, get a dildo.