"I prefer fucking somebody", he said claiming he never masturbates!

[rawsatyr]

DO SOME GUYS REALLY NEVER BEAT OFF?

So I met this big, hunky guy who was a contractor something, something on this job site. The home-owner had just called me and said he had to cancel. Well here I am with this ox of a man, nodding acknowledging (as is the custom) and hearing me get off the phone with the one who 'wasn't coming'. The hunky guy said "you aren't from here, are you?" Other than that he wasn't big on words other than making awkward small talk asking me what kinda work I do. I was no longer pissed about wasting a long drive for a no-show. Hell no, the hulk was the game-changer! I have time for him and well, talked more than I normally would. I noticed his crotch looked DISTENDED and I guess he noticed I stared at it.

Now let me explain: I used to think of myself as more of a top but at 5'11 and 180 lbs, a guy 6' 3,4.5" whatever is pretty intimidating. And that crotch! Hiding a weapon of ass-destruction! Somehow emboldened I felt compelled to say: "Damn dude, looks like you are PACKING!"  In a basically straight world you take your chances with lines like that. I'm not sure why things moved as quickly as they did, I presume my ear-rings and my friendly demeanor got him riled up. So with a quick 'look around' and knowing nobody was coming, he pulled out his junk, all of it, cock and balls, obviously GOING COMMANDO! And was like "DAMN, that is fucking gorgeous!". He didn't have to say anything else. I was on it! His cock-shaft and knob was all leathery and dry, yes a bit of construction dust but whatever. Basically no pink skin, all just tan, leathery cock-hide, a well-used, RUGGED BULL-COCK! No other way to describe. He pulled me back around a corner as he sat on a pile of dry-wall and pulled my head on his crotch. Blowing him was pointless, no way I could get that huge cock could in my mouth. I gave it a feeble try though but fuck, hell no!

He wasn't big on talk overall, but quickly let me know: "I can't get off on blow-jobs!" And when I tried to jerk him off (for starters) he quickly added "I never beat off either!" I figured he was probably a liar but he didn't look like he could tell a good fib! I asked him: "How do you get off then?" He said: "Hop on it! That's THE ONLY WAY I ever get off!"  I was getting hard just thinking that the bull of a dude never had to beat off, saved up his loads for some warm, moist hole. ANY HOLE! I imagined that somehow he was always SO LUCKY that somebody always volunteered to take his load... 

I found that incredibly hot and sat on his cock. Well I tried, and although he was already wet from precuming (for lube) that monster barely budged into the chute. Fucking A! So my thing is: I NEVER let a dude see me flinch when I bottom! I can't stand 'whimper porn' with Armand Rizzo making like a beaten girl! SOUND OFF! So, anyway, come hell and high water I was eager to take impale myself on that monster...  although it felt like it was tearing me in half.... for better or worse. Barely getting comfortable the fucker came like gang-busters almost right away, after just a few aggressive riding moves up and down on that rippling shaft! Dude came, pumped like a fire-hose, showed no emotions, just nutted like crazy!

Is it possible that some guys really NEVER beat off? Always get action? It has become a major fetish for me since then: Rugged duded, leathery cocks, guys who are so horny when they fuck they come almost immediately... is that 'a thing'???

[PERVERSATILE]

I distinctly remember my dad* telling me when I was about 11 years old there was nothing wrong with masturbating when you're a kid, and it's even okay to crank one out with a buddy, but  and I quote, "When you're  knee deep in free pussy  there just  ain't no reason for a full grown man to have to jerk off. "

*Dad 's currently age 72, on his fifth wife,  and has the same side piece he's been throwin' it to since the fourth wife.  This last time he was getting married, I told him  I was going to be out of the country and promised,  "Cross my heart, if you don't give me any grief or raise hell about missing your wedding, I swear to God I will come to the next one. I'll even wear a suit & tie." Later on my brother's wife said, "That sure was a shitty thing to say in front of your Daddy's fiancée. I almost peed my pants.''

Edited February 1, 2019 by PERVERSATILE

[ErosWired]

2 hours ago, PERVERSATILE said:

I distinctly remember my dad* telling me when I was about 11 years old there was nothing wrong with masturbating when you're a kid, and it's even okay to crank one out with a buddy, but  and I quote, "When you're  knee deep in free pussy  there just  ain't no reason for a full grown man to have to jerk off. "

At least your dad could be up front and honest about sexual advice for a boy. When I was 11, my dad sat me down and told me, and I quote, “mutter-mutter-mutter-mutter Keep it in your pants.” I was a late, late bloomer and had no idea what the hell he was talking about. But that was it for the birds and the bees. He left me to my own devices for the rest, which for a bookish boy meant The Time/Life Book of the Human Body. I was in high school before I finally understood that a guy’s cock was supposed to go inside someone else’s body.

My sister’s sex education was left entirely to my mother. Sis got, and I jest not, “Don’t sit in men’s laps.”

And my dad had the gall to pester both of us about how much he wanted grandkids, until he finally got them. I think I’ll drive up this afternoon and poke him in the eye...

[PERVERSATILE]

ErosWired-  Buck up Junior!  Growing up with practically no information is a hell of a lot better than growing up with a mother who's  the CEO  of The Bible Says Sex is Evil Inc. and responds to her child's natural curiosity with such choice bon mots  as "If you so much as touch a boy's penis, even accidentally you will go straight to the fiery pits of Hell and be made to suffer a constant never ending agony for all of eternity.'' Like my friend Tammy   who got caught when she  12 years old,  getting fucked by a dog behind the sacred pavilion of the Eastern Star at the Rainbow Girls (IORG) Bible Camp.  Frankly I think  her mom should have been more specific.

 

[rawsatyr]

You know, the bible-thumpers have inadvertently pre-conditioned our minds to have reckless sex! For one, they 'taught' whole generations that CONDOMS ARE EVIL! And somewhere in the bible it says 'rather put your seed into a whore than spill it on the floor'... 

UNDERSTOOD! NO CONDOMS and  (ersatz) MAN-CUNT it is! LOL

And that thing about 'laying with a man like you lay with a woman'... Oh no! I don't lay with a man who acts like a woman! He better act like a man... or like a demon/satyr! 

[ErosWired]

1 hour ago, rawsatyr said:

And that thing about 'laying with a man like you lay with a woman'... Oh no! I don't lay with a man who acts like a woman! He better act like a man... or like a demon/satyr! 

That verse is another example of the need, as @PERVERSATILE puts it, for more specificity. Don’t lie with a man as you would with a woman? Okay... well, a gay man would most likely lie with a woman in a completely platonic, non-sexual way, therefore, in obedience to the scripture, if he lies with a man he must fuck him. Likewise, if the scriptures are meant to apply to women (as they clearly are), the same verse could be read as a command for hetero women to fuck men, because that’s not how they would lie with a woman. And as woman-woman lying together is not regulated in the verse, lesbians are free and clear to do whatever!

If they wanted to prevent man-on-man sex, they should have just said “Don’t lie down with another man”, but that’s not what it says, so that can’t be what it means, right?

I love words... they’re so flexible and twisty. ?

@PERVERSATILE - Your friend Tammy must have been the poster girl for “go big or go home”.

Edited February 2, 2019 by ErosWired

[PERVERSATILE]

17 hours ago, ErosWired said:

 

@PERVERSATILE - Your friend Tammy must have been the poster girl for “go big or go home”.

Yeah. Sure... I mean... yeah, if... that poster  was a grainy black & white photo of a 'Missing Child on a Milk Carton' sure. But only in the context of there's a Hell filled with Milk Cartons, and you're the kind of  person who thinks,  "Well, if there  are  Milk Cartons in Hell, there must  be Televisions. They've got television, so there has to  be television  shows.'' Followed almost immediately by, ''I wonder what  an After School Special  in Hell would be about?"  It would be about Tammy.  A Very Special Episode, about a young woman's  brain, soaked in  Thorazine and  brittle from years of shock treatments. Mostly it's about perseverance,  and how  every morning she gets up and faces each new day with the  grim determination to do at least one truly fucked-up thing that will really Piss God  Off.

 

[ErosWired]

3 hours ago, PERVERSATILE said:

Yeah. Sure... I mean... yeah, if... that poster  was a grainy black & white photo of a 'Missing Child on a Milk Carton' sure. But only in the context of there's a Hell filled with Milk Cartons, and you're the kind of  person who thinks,  "Well, if there  are  Milk Cartons in Hell, there must  be Televisions. They've got television, so there has to  be television  shows.'' Followed almost immediately by, ''I wonder what  an After School Special  in Hell would be about?"  It would be about Tammy.  A Very Special Episode, about a young woman's  brain, soaked in  Thorazine and  brittle from years of shock treatments. Mostly it's about perseverance,  and how  every morning she gets up and faces each new day with the  grim determination to do at least one truly fucked-up thing that will really Piss God  Off.

 

Ah. I see. I am acquainted with other people of similar misfortune (not that specific misfortune, but the general type described). The Universe can be terribly unkind to some people. Although my sentiment is about as helpful as tits on a boar hog, I hope the best for her.