What constitutes a boring hookup for you.

[BBrawBottom]

On 2/26/2019 at 8:14 PM, Cuteguy69 said:

Sorry to be a boring top

i love grinding each other raw fun

poppers and pig play but as a top am turn on I cant last more than 6 minutes 

a nice sexy ass 5 minutes of fore play and 6 minutes of raw fun equals a cum dump sorry

Some of the best for me is the top cums quick. Multiple cummers are great at that too, but if he comes quick he was horny. And hopefully had a big week old load! 

Boring for me is when they want to cuddle and play with my dick for 30 mins. Ugh. Just fuck me and leave already... theres another guy coming in ten minutes! 

[Guygonebad]

For me, I offer up my ass to all top men to use. So as long as they get pleasure, I’m happy and not bored! But if a top wants my ass and has a limp dick and just wants me to suck his limp chem dick or he can’t get hard, that’s boring!

[Read1]

Boring hookups? When guys insist on engaging in the awkward dance at a bathhouse like Steamworks Toronto. When you’re rimming them or sucking their cocks, they love what you’re doing but just not ready to cum in your mouth or ass. It’s boring and very unsatisfying when you don’t get any cumloads for all your work! 

[Twinkslut]

Guys who just wanna hook up at home, on the bed. Fuck that. 

I take loads outdoors, public toilets...fun, exciting places. 

[CCbttm]

After gaining some slut experience I'm slowly starting to notice things that will bore me or just make a hookup unenjoyable. A 3 minute load wouldn't bother me too much though, if that's what I was looking for. I get off on fast cummer filling me up sometimes. Makes me feel I was too much for them or felt very good, or if I'm hooking up outdoors or in a public place its reassuring when you dont have to spend too long outside and increase risk of being caught. And it makes me feel like an efficient slut. "I'm able to get any cock off in under 3 minutes!", etc.

1) A top who cant get or stay hard, but claims to be hung and rock hard 24/7. Especially if its outdoor or public which I love and the top claims to enjoy but gets nervous when actually in public. It generally makes me either feel like they should have just been honest, or just makes me feel like I'm unattractive. 

2) Tops who will talk like they're a sex God who's destroying your boipussy and making you cum oceans... and cant even get in the hole. Had a guy who even with an average cock could -NOT- get that shit in me no matter how I positioned. I had my hole as accessible as possible without becoming an alchemist and turning my bones to jelly, while the smaller guy also fucking me had no problems getting in me. Half way through gim trying to hit it from behind as I was sucking off the smaller guy I looked up and gave him a 'Seriously?' look and he started to giggle. After he came in my mouth and was relaxing I found myself drifting towards watching the news on the TV as he tried to finish. I absolutely hate watching the news.

3) Guys wanting too much sensual or soft things, like hugging, kissing, cuddling etc. Love and sex are two entirely separate things for me and trying to add emotions to a simple hookup just doesn't work for me. I enjoy talking, eye contact, or some rough kissing and stuff while being fucked, and it can be a polite, nice, and sociable experience, but I'm not going to feel anything over someone I meet on the internet or in a public cruising spot, I'm just looking for physical fun. 

I'm sure if I sat around long enough I could come up with a better list, but these three are generally my biggest issues turning a fun time into a boring or regretful one. 

[Cutebttmguy]

I think I’m guilty of being a boring fuck. I’m extremely shy and very sub. It’s very hard for me to get into the moment because my mind is going a million different places. I’m very adhd and have a hard time focusing. I’m not rude at all. I’m never on my phone or looking for someone else. It’s just legit hard for me to let my hair down. I guess that’s why I gravitate to dom guys. I’ve found drinking brings me out of my shell but I don’t want to be sloppy drunk. For me it’s just really difficult to translate the tone of our conversation prior to meeting up, to when we actually meet up. 

[coastalbender]

When it turns out that he can't get hard enough to fuck.

When he insists on wearing a condom.

[Guest Nwibottom]

I’ve been going to romantix a lot on Monday and Wednesday for gay movie days. I’ve been dropping my shorts for anyone there. Always leaving with 5-7 loads deep in my pussy

[cumbaby]

On 2/9/2019 at 7:49 AM, Vhungrybutt said:

I think the point is you’re a “cumslut”. You’re job is to service a top and take his load ensuring not to waste it by it dropping onto the floor etc. the fact that you found it boring is irrelevant as it wasn’t about you but about opening your cunt and servicing the top. 

Yeah sure. Can't wait to spend like 3  hrs deep cleaning myself, reschedule my whole day around it and then possibly drive somewhere  in the middle of nowhere only to have top finish in 5 mins and giving 0 fuck about my pleasure. Fuck that. But I am not a"real cum slut "whose goal is only to receive load . Although i love to get bred.

I had a 18 yrs old "top" i met from grindr, who claimed he is super hung and he will fuck me 2 times like a bitch. First i was reluctant to even meet with him ,bcs he's 8yrs younger ,but he was cute and persistent so i said, fuck it ,let's try. Well guy lived in the middle of nowhere ,when i arrived, i did everything what a good bottom should do to please him ,but that didn't help. He was  quickly pounding me  for like 3, mins ,gave me the load and that was it. He wanted to deliver on his promise about sloppy seconds, so i turned around on all fours so he could see my body and my spread-ed wet hole, while i was passionately sucking his creamy cock to make him hard again ,he couldn't and that was it. That was the worse sex of my life.

I am not a lazy bottom, and i'll make sure that my tops will enjoy me, as i consider it my duty. But tops who are fucking me, gotta make sure that i enjoyed it as well. If they wanna meet me again that is.

[Guest takingdeepanal]

On 2/26/2019 at 3:32 AM, BreedingCameraman said:

Boring, huh? How about when you have a guy that comes over and gets so messed up that he ends up hyperfixating on either his cellphone or the porn that you’ve got playing on the screen. It gets so bad that the guy doesn’t make a noise and can’t even make eye contact most of the time because of all the stuff he’s used since he got there. I clearly recall this individual both being told repeatedly to knock it off as well as have others leave the room because of his obsessive behavior. He’s a sweet guy, honest. He just shouldn’t be left with or around anything electronic when he’s high because he won’t stop searching for “better porn than what’s already playing.”

You still single? We might have to rectify that!

[Newtothiss]

Would a chubby guy with a nice cock be welcome at steamworks Toronto or would be a waste of time going there?