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14 hours ago, dungeonsdoom said:

except from dildo's and buttplugs and some fists

I did some vegetables/fruits (cucumber, bananas)

Once I did a piece of heavy chain, maybe not the smartest but nice feeling when it falls out your ass

Love to have chain in my ass and your right it feels amazing as it slides out link by link if you can control it

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On 5/25/2024 at 12:37 AM, partying.hard said:

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fucking stunning - love the fur and the metal too. A hot stream of piss would look good in there.

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Considering I don't often bottom as an adult, I certainly tried to put a lot of my things in my ass when I was, um... younger. Let's just say especially  in those 3 or 4 years before I started college;)
Of course every vegetable I could think of.
Eggs. Thank god they never broke!
My favorite...a mini souvenir baseball bat. Though it was mini, the wide end was still pretty sizable and it was tough for my hole to take, but I did! And the smaller handle end...I would fuck myself silly with that!! To this day I remember the intense orgasms and wonderfully sore butt hole afterward!!
 

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8 minutes ago, jz48811 said:

Considering I don't often bottom as an adult, I certainly tried to put a lot of my things in my ass when I was, um... younger. Let's just say especially  in those 3 or 4 years before I started college;)
Of course every vegetable I could think of.
Eggs. Thank god they never broke!
My favorite...a mini souvenir baseball bat. Though it was mini, the wide end was still pretty sizable and it was tough for my hole to take, but I did! And the smaller handle end...I would fuck myself silly with that!! To this day I remember the intense orgasms and wonderfully sore butt hole afterward!!
 

I had one of those and I did that; my results were not as exciting as yours, except the sore part.  😳

All I can say is thank god for my husband’s monster dick!  🐷

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1 hour ago, AlB said:

I had one of those and I did that; my results were not as exciting as yours, except the sore part.  😳

All I can say is thank god for my husband’s monster dick!  🐷

Perfect item for an all American, baseball loving curious boy!

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A buddy of mine made a great homemade dildo. He took an extendable painting pole and molded a large dildo on the end of it. The thing that was great about it was that you could use it in a variety of ways. When playing with someone, he could use the pole to drive the dildo in and out of your ass. Even at its shortest extension, he could really vary the angle. Solo, the thing was outstanding. You could sit in a chair or bed and fuck yourself on it while the pole was on the floor or up against a wall. With the extension capability, you could get some great angles and depth. It was a lot of fun to use alone or with him. 

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I use an old bottle,  large zucchini,  a large thick tree branch. Anything that spreads my ass enough to get  fisted. 

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I’m not really into putting anything in my ass other than cocks, not even that keen on fingers. Haven’t used my buttplug collection for some years. But a few weeks ago I’d been overseas and had a frustrating time at the bathhouse- I’d been bred but I hadn’t come. Back at the hotel I’d tried getting some relief but jerking off was taking forever- I grabbed a carrot from the fridge and lubed it up and stuck it in my ass and carried on jerking. It didn’t help much, my brain goes wild over a cock but knows the difference from vegetables.

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