Douching problem- help please

[Pigrubber]

Had a pig in tow a few years ago who did like the filth scene but once I got him to clean out with steady douche stream over an hour or so and then eureka his hole would play for hours no problem........filth n arse play don't mix only needs one little bit to cause soreness and it's game over 

[Phallarchist]

On 6/26/2020 at 8:06 AM, subpig00 said:

I come from a country where seeing a bit shit was not a big issue.

Which country is that? I'm making travel plans.

[Guest takingdeepanal]

If you have adequate notice of a playdate, make an appointment if possible with a colonic irrigation place the day of your playdate. It costs a little, but it helps relaxes you mentally. Also, take a couple of Imodium tablets about an hour before your adventures.

[Guest]

On 1/20/2021 at 5:24 AM, find91 said:

It depends on the relationship and how "into" scat your partner is into. Most will wait for you to douch or make it just oral night. Fucking in scat is not ( appealing to me) it can irritated the bottom and the top. Let alone the smell and mess. 

Changing your diet can reduce how long you douch.

No, I get that. I hate seeing shit myself too. But I feel like with a partner it should become very natural, unlike a play date you shceduled ahead. So, if he felt like fucking in a very unlikely time or place, will he still not fuck me because I'm not douched? I think I would just take my chance if I were a top and occasionally wanted a spur of the moment fuck. If I see it's getting very messy, oh well we tried.

On 1/20/2021 at 5:41 AM, BonusHoleBoyToy said:

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This has been a very helpful info graphic for cleaning out. It is a good instruction on how to do a fast short clean or a longer deep clean according to your needs. 
 

I’ve been following the fast clean instructions for spur of the moment type play and it’s worked out really well. 
 

When doing a deep clean, it is important to take your time holding onto the water so your intestines are able to move things along. Do your best to hold it through the waves of cramps before releasing. The longer you hold it, the longer you’ll feel like you can. I find the more I take my time holding the water through cramps, the less I need to fill back up to get fully clean. 

Yes, that is the "famous pdf" I mention in my OP 🙂 Somehow, I never feel that strong urge to shit when I have water in me. So, in the end I just sit and release the water. I feel like if I wait for that urge to become very strong, I'd need to wait 10 mins with each water I fill in me. But your last sentence in your post now makes me want to try holding it as much as I can. Do you holding it to the max with every single fill until you're clean, or just the first few fills?

 

16 hours ago, takingdeepanal said:

If you have adequate notice of a playdate, make an appointment if possible with a colonic irrigation place the day of your playdate. It costs a little, but it helps relaxes you mentally. Also, take a couple of Imodium tablets about an hour before your adventures.

Do you guys take Immodium before you start douching or after? I read many people give contradicting opinions on this.

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So, generally this is the thing: I take a good amount of fiber, my poo is very healthy solid, I'm regular in my use of the loo, I drink lots of water, and am a healthy individual bodily.

To me, now it seems like it's one of these two:
1- I actually do not have an issue. The poll on this very website by members show that the majority spend 30mins-1h. And I'm getting clean to fuck for hours. And maybe this is just the amount of time it needs for that. Maybe I'll just need to come to terms with douching being an 1h long process for me and accept it.
2- Or I am doing something wrong in the practice of douching when I'm in the bathroom. I really wish I could have a piggy bottom friend who would let me watch him douche 😄
But I'm planning to go to a sexual health clinic and a colorectal surgeon to consult on this. I need it sorted.

[Guest]

On 11/6/2020 at 3:10 PM, PlayfulPup said:

My experience tracks with jaybo1022.  5-15 minutes and I’m clean.  On rare occasions it takes longer; so I switch to top-only mode.

I prep before bedtime, play parties, and trips to the leather bar.

From age 19-26 I didn’t know about douching.  I simply fingered myself on the toilet and pushed everything out.  Miraculously I was never dirty during sex.  I suspect youth + mostly vegetable diet + running/biking 15+ miles/day were the contributing factors.

Funny to see someone else mentioning this, I thought it was in my head only. I remember having almost casual sex in my 20s-by casual I mean very easy and short preparation that kept me clean for the whole day-but as of now I wouldn't even dare to have sex a couple of hours after cleaning. Douching went from being unknown to almost mandatory for a night out. The mysteries of the human body.

[Guest hungandmean]

13 hours ago, subpig00 said:

No, I get that. I hate seeing shit myself too. But I feel like with a partner it should become very natural, unlike a play date you shceduled ahead. So, if he felt like fucking in a very unlikely time or place, will he still not fuck me because I'm not douched? I think I would just take my chance if I were a top and occasionally wanted a spur of the moment fuck. If I see it's getting very messy, oh well we tried.

Yes, that is the "famous pdf" I mention in my OP 🙂 Somehow, I never feel that strong urge to shit when I have water in me. So, in the end I just sit and release the water. I feel like if I wait for that urge to become very strong, I'd need to wait 10 mins with each water I fill in me. But your last sentence in your post now makes me want to try holding it as much as I can. Do you holding it to the max with every single fill until you're clean, or just the first few fills?

 

Do you guys take Immodium before you start douching or after? I read many people give contradicting opinions on this.

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So, generally this is the thing: I take a good amount of fiber, my poo is very healthy solid, I'm regular in my use of the loo, I drink lots of water, and am a healthy individual bodily.

To me, now it seems like it's one of these two:
1- I actually do not have an issue. The poll on this very website by members show that the majority spend 30mins-1h. And I'm getting clean to fuck for hours. And maybe this is just the amount of time it needs for that. Maybe I'll just need to come to terms with douching being an 1h long process for me and accept it.
2- Or I am doing something wrong in the practice of douching when I'm in the bathroom. I really wish I could have a piggy bottom friend who would let me watch him douche 😄
But I'm planning to go to a sexual health clinic and a colorectal surgeon to consult on this. I need it sorted.

Honestly i'm gonna go with 1.)

I'm really hung and my boyfriend was pretty anxious about fucking since he's had some partners who weren't even close to my size be really shitty (pun?) about anal not being like it is in porn. 

An hour for douching seems pretty normal. Lots of bottoms i've known try and cut that time down by not eating/ or having salad or soup diets/ but that isn't healthy for you. My boyfriend usually spends about an hour in the bathroom, then he waits about half an hour to see if his stomach is all good. 

I've found a lot of bottoms getting really anxious about how clean they are or if their top is gonna embarrass them about it. You can douche too much, and put too much water inside you.

I think you just need to chill. If you're in some kind of long term hookup scenario then the dude should be cool enough to understand mess sometimes happens and get over it or he isn't a very good top and if it's randoms you're after than have a salad for lunch, douche for an hour, and give it another hour to see how your body feels and listen to it.

 

 

 

 

[PlayfulPup]

On 1/22/2021 at 2:00 AM, hungandmean said:

Lots of bottoms i've known try and cut that time down by not eating/ or having salad or soup diets/ but that isn't healthy for you.

There’s been quite a number of research studies about intermittent fasting, some suggesting health benefits.  I will also point out that fasting has been safely practiced by many different religious faiths for millennia.  🙂

[haireebear]

I have the same problem.    It can take upwards of 2-3 hours to get 100% clean.    I just keep douching every 15-20 minutes using the shower nozzle while I go about my business at home.     I get to a point where it's consistently coming out clean.....but there's always that last moment 2.5 hours later where I have one last feeling that there's waste there (...and there is!!!!), and after that last one.....I know at that point I'm clean and can get fucked for hours.    

[gwmxyz]

I'm amazed that the tops are patient and wait the 2-3 hours.  Around these parts you'd have missed your chance.  So a bit cynically, I think it might not be perfect, but if I waited until it was, I'd never get fucked at all

Also, I guess our bodies are all a bit different.  Saline and the like has never bothered me at all.  I can mix my own if I'm being too lazy to buy the proper ones. Both seem to work - but nothing's is 100% guaranteed either.  The only guarantee I can think of is someone who realises it goes with the territory.  

(or, of course - in theory - fucking women instead;  maybe it's the guys I'm into but that one never seems  to appeal).

[Guest]

6 hours ago, gwmxyz said:

I'm amazed that the tops are patient and wait the 2-3 hours.  Around these parts you'd have missed your chance.  So a bit cynically, I think it might not be perfect, but if I waited until it was, I'd never get fucked at all

Also, I guess our bodies are all a bit different.  Saline and the like has never bothered me at all.  I can mix my own if I'm being too lazy to buy the proper ones. Both seem to work - but nothing's is 100% guaranteed either.  The only guarantee I can think of is someone who realises it goes with the territory.  

(or, of course - in theory - fucking women instead;  maybe it's the guys I'm into but that one never seems  to appeal).

Impatient tops are jerks, any men who bottomed at least once knows it's in his own interest to give the bottom the time to get ready.

Of course there's also the bottoms who you take home after a dinner out and head straight for the bedroom. Huh, no. I'm going to point out politely but firmly that they can use the bathroom "in case they need it", while I open the wine bottle. 

[Guest]

On 6/26/2020 at 5:06 PM, subpig00 said:

Then I wanted to give the nozzle douche thing a try. I keep hearing and reading people saying "oh, in 15 mins I'm ready".
I'm forever dirty with this thing. Every time I see the water come out clean, in a few minutes I get the urge to go again, and I'm just proper shitting. Which I guess means I get past the sigmoid and wake up the upper shit.
Or I don't do it enough, and later it turns out I'm still dirty.

Can you regulate the flow of water ?  Sounds like there's too much of it, and that's why it goes into your system too deep.

It's a matter of experimenting, and less is more...
Also keep the temperature in mind, the water can easily be too hot for your insides although you would love the same temp when having a shower.

I just unscrew the shower head and use the end of the hose and hold it against my asshole.
Haven't gotten around to getting a nozzle yet.  Bulb didn't work for me either.

[Guest]

When i bottom i usually only douche for about half an hour and for the rest of the night i am ready to be fucked.  I used to use the shower head but found that if i use that i am douching for 1.5 hour at least. I believe that's because of the force the water enters your hole which builds up pressure and makes your upper bowels react.  For years now i use a kind of travel douching product that looks like a dildo but with small holes on top and a water reservoir on the bottom in which you can squees to release the water. This is enough , for me at least, to get my my fuck hole clean and the top can enjoy my clean hole 🙂 

Looks something like this :

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[BruxoCub]

Does anyone get dry down there after douching too much?

Any recommends?

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Baresluttybottom said:

When i bottom i usually only douche for about half an hour and for the rest of the night i am ready to be fucked.  I used to use the shower head but found that if i use that i am douching for 1.5 hour at least. I believe that's because of the force the water enters your hole which builds up pressure and makes your upper bowels react.  For years now i use a kind of travel douching product that looks like a dildo but with small holes on top and a water reservoir on the bottom in which you can squees to release the water. This is enough , for me at least, to get my my fuck hole clean and the top can enjoy my clean hole 🙂 

Looks something like this :

Yep, that looks like the thing I used. But didn't do the job.

Guess that all assholes are different and may need a different strategy. 😉

[find91]

On 1/25/2021 at 5:28 AM, BruxoCub said:

Does anyone get dry down there after douching too much?

Any recommends?

Omega, cod liver oil or chia  helps