Tops and Bottoms - What was your worst ever lay?

[backdoorjimmy]

I just watched a porn clip that made me remember the worst lay I've ever had. It was a guy who didn't really know what he was doing but wanted to fuck me from behind. I could tell right away that he hadn't done it before because his thrusts were agonizingly short and slow. I could feel his dick inside me but it was barely moving at all. It was like watching someone run as fast as they could, but being able to pass them by walking at a leisurely pace.

When I looked over my shoulder at him he looked stressed out over his performance. I offered to change positions so he could lay down and let me ride him, but this only frustrated him. Finally, he gave in and laid flat so I could lick his balls and asshole to get him hard again, then I rode his dick and he came in under a minute.

I always try to be a good bottom. I want to make sure the man I'm sleeping with is taken care of, but I also like being taken care of too. I've had guys last less than 30 seconds before they cum and I still count them as better in bed than the guy who didn't know what he was doing. I'm just wondering if any other guys here have a story about "that time" when a partner was so bad that you still remember it.

[Guest]

One bad one that sticks out in my memory is a time i hooked up with this twink at a club, we had been grinding on eachother on the dancefloor. when he took me into the toilets we made out and ended up in a cubicle him sucking me before bending me over and started fucking me, but he kept growing soft and before he came he threw up over me. total mood killer, ended up having to clean up and dashed out of there, i didnt even cum and neither did he.

[hairyone]

Met a bottom a LONG time ago who so wanted to get fucked by me and claimed he loved to get fucked hard, long, and deep.  Sounds good, right? Well, not when he claims he's more experienced than he is. 

Got him to my place and proceeded any normal fuck.  Some rimming, fingering lube into him.  Yeah, he was a bit tight but didn't seem virgin and, of course, he kept claiming he loved getting fucked hard. So, I started to claim his hole.  I lubed well and pushed in slowly so he can get used to me.  I know my cock is thick but not enormous.  So, I start slow to let bottoms get used to the stretch. But this guy kept saying, "Ow, that hurts." and other complaints asking me to pull out.  

After a half hour of that crap, I said, "This isn't going to work. You'll have to go."  I've never said that before or since.  That was probably 20 years ago! 

Of course, nowadays, if they whine about it hurting, I just say something along the lines, "Awww, it hurts? Take it slut. It will feel better soon."  Of course, I don't care if does feel better or not.  If you claim you're experienced, then you're getting my nut one way or another.

[Farmerw]

Oh man I love that verbal check I'd wine just to have you do it

[backdoorjimmy]

1 hour ago, subbottomguy said:

One bad one that sticks out in my memory is a time i hooked up with this twink at a club, we had been grinding on eachother on the dancefloor. when he took me into the toilets we made out and ended up in a cubicle him sucking me before bending me over and started fucking me, but he kept growing soft and before he came he threw up over me. total mood killer, ended up having to clean up and dashed out of there, i didnt even cum and neither did he.

Wow. Did it get in your hair? **shudders**

[backdoorjimmy]

16 minutes ago, hairyone said:

Got him to my place and proceeded any normal fuck.  Some rimming, fingering lube into him.  Yeah, he was a bit tight but didn't seem virgin and, of course, he kept claiming he loved getting fucked hard. So, I started to claim his hole.  I lubed well and pushed in slowly so he can get used to me.  I know my cock is thick but not enormous.  So, I start slow to let bottoms get used to the stretch. But this guy kept saying, "Ow, that hurts." and other complaints asking me to pull out.  

After a half hour of that crap, I said, "This isn't going to work. You'll have to go."  I've never said that before or since.  That was probably 20 years ago! 

Ugh, that sounds so frustrating. I hooked up with a guy that told me he wasn't a virgin, but the fact that he humped the air and came in under 30 seconds once he was inside me said otherwise. But he was so passionate with his kissing and I loved how I could feel his breath against my neck when he came inside me, so I didn't count it as one of my worst.

[akula]

I had this asian boy over to fuck, he hardly spoke english. I started fucking him and then I smelled the shit not just a little but A LOT and it was every where. I busted a nut and kicked him out and took a long hot shower. Had to wash my sheets and comforter that night, no way I was letting shit soak into my bedding. 

[Guest]

I dont think i can recall honestly.  I dont tend to keep them on my mind.  I like to think of all the hot fucks and lays i have had much more.  🙂  The pic here is of one of my amazing fucks.  This is a screenshot from some vid my bud and I recorded.  🙂 We had LOADS of fun!!  I am the one getting ready for him to slide his huge ass cock right in to my, that day, very very hungry hole.

Edited December 30, 2021 by Guest

[Guest]

6 hours ago, backdoorjimmy said:

Wow. Did it get in your hair? **shudders**

Hair, shirt, just glad I was doing it doggy. Took me a while before I felt like having sex again

[Horus73]

1 hour ago, akula said:

I had this asian boy over to fuck, he hardly spoke english. I started fucking him and then I smelled the shit not just a little but A LOT and it was every where. I busted a nut and kicked him out and took a long hot shower. Had to wash my sheets and comforter that night, no way I was letting shit soak into my bedding. 

I had the same thing happen as well. Fucked this dude, he shit ever where. Like you I has a steaming hot shower and washed sheets. I swear my cock stunk of shit for a few days.

[baldwin]

My most disappointing lay was I guy I met at a gay men's nudist meeting.  He came on pretty strong and I was flattered by his attraction to me.  We kissed and he sucked my cock at the meeting.  He was very hairy and masculine.  He didn't get erect at the meeting and was so hairy I didn't really see much of his cock.  Anyway I invited him to my place and a few weeks later he visited.  We were quickly naked (actually I was already naked as I stay that way at home).  I was soon on hands and knees on my bed and he was entering my hole.  Well let me tell you his cock was nice and round and that felt good but low and behold it was only maybe three inches long.  He couldn't even pump me without it coming out each thrust.  Needles to say I was very disappointed I really didn't feel much at all.   If he had a longer cock it might have been good. But we never got together after that.  

[Guest]

I lived in western Indiana at the time, almost to the Illinois border. I got hit up by a Top in one of the Yahoo! chat rooms. (Long ago). We instant messaged back and forth for a bit and exchanged pics. He lived in Indy but offered to make the 1.5 hour drive. His pics were hot and showed a nice, big cock. When he arrived almost 2.5 hours later, he looked NOTHING like his pics and his dick was maybe 4-5 inches as well as thin as a pencil! I had walked out to the driveway to meet him. I just laughed and told him to go home. He tried to make me feel guilty by saying, "I drove all the way here, can't we..." I cut him off there and told him to get the fuck out of my driveway and go back home. Don't tell that BIG of a lie then expect me to give in out of guilt. I had no guilt! It sucks that I waited all that time and turned down another guy for that douche bag. 

[Guest WelshBBCigarFuck]

I’ve had a couple of really bad ones.

The first that springs to mind was a really cute guy at a notorious cruising ground on the M50 in Wales. Well we walked off into the woods, he bent over and in I went, it was a very smooth ride so thought he had pre-lubed. When I pulled out my cock was covered in slimy shit, he’d had the squirts and still gone cruising - he just handed me a wad of toilet paper and walked off.

The second was with a skinhead guy, into barebacking and wanted to be fisted after I bred him, fisting does nothing for me but I do enjoy the reaction on a fist bottom when he is enjoying it. Anyway we arranged to meet and I went to his, only to find he had gotten off his face on something or other and decided to alternate between hyper and paranoid. I just got out of there as fast as I could and decided then and there never to play with anyone heavily into recreational chemicals.

[badubydo]

My very first fuck. Older guy from *xhamster* of all places. Couldn’t be loud due to roommates. He couldn’t stay hard, and honestly his dick was small. But it was my first time so I gave it to. About an hour in of awkward no pleasure, couldn’t stay hard sex I left. 
 

he tried incessantly to get me to come back. 
 

never again. 

[backdoorjimmy]

17 hours ago, subbottomguy said:

Hair, shirt, just glad I was doing it doggy. Took me a while before I felt like having sex again

Honestly, I don't have a lot of turn offs when it comes to bodily functions. But puke it where I draw the line. I just can't.