hntnhole Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 4 hours ago, rock-cock-jock said: Really though, the urban design of the human body makes no sense to me - why is the entertainment district placed in the same area as the landfill? So inconvenient. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...... very imaginatively put !!! 4 hours ago, rock-cock-jock said: without coffee Oh geez ... no coffee? My mother's left tit was black coffee - we were raised on it, and I drink it black, at least a pot a day. Give up coffee? I dunno if that's in the cards for me ... I do eat a very healthy diet, mostly because I like almost every food, and it's easy to avoid deep fried (might as well keep this subject going) shit, all the unhealthy garbage being peddled these days. And, that shower-nozzle is still attached to the shower, so any guy over here can use it when needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john54476 Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 interesting subject, I had a bottom stop by my worksite, blew me to full mast on the floor proceeded to drop trousers stratle and fuck me--it was his lunch hour and needless to say was anything but prepared. He ended up covering me with poo, got my nut and left with his ass covered with cum and poo and leaving me like the sewage plant dazed on the floor WTF. I was so embaresed trying to clean up with nothing but a little paper. I had to sneak out of eork, go home and shower and trashed my underware and pants. My thoughts is make the effort as a bottom--hope to never have that happen again. As a versatile I take it in the ass, but always tell and unexpected hook up if I am preped, it is only fair to both of us. 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickindc Posted February 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 Update: Just got fucked raw by a skilled practitioner (former porn star). I started my ablutions extra early (4 hrs. prior) and did a triple wash twice, separated by an hour. Had him fuck me for 2 hours, and we had no "soil" issues. Thank Ghod. One factor is I have to spend at least an hour traveling to meet people, and that involves walks, the bus, and the train. A lot of jostling. Whew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipygmalion80 Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 (edited) 21 hours ago, rock-cock-jock said: Really though, the urban design of the human body makes no sense to me - why is the entertainment district placed in the same area as the landfill? So inconvenient. LOL, right! Though we are re-purposing one of the landfill districts to be a squeaky clean party place. And agree with @rock-cock-jock that with good diet, an unplanned 6-7" quickie is no problem. My poo-poo weapon is phsyllium husk - aka. Metamucil. Just 1 / day does the trick for me. Everyone's body is different. I still drink coffee / tea, for example. And I dare NOT sit on his dick -- gravity starts to work things down. Doggie or missionary or legs spread eagle -- only. 1 _warning_ : kids, please don't try no-douche AT the hotel!! Unless the top has asked for Belgium-you-know-what. I've had too many asses shit on my dick. Know your body. Unplanned fucks are HOT! But no amount of apologies will get my dick hard again after poop happens. Edited February 20, 2022 by chipygmalion80 typo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 On 2/19/2022 at 2:38 AM, BearPleaser said: I was trained to be a full service toilet as well as cum dump. I was not permitted to waste anything my master produced: liquid or solid. However that did not apply to me...my hole was always expected to be absolutely clean. I don't mind smells at all, but am mindful most tops do. ( Though lately several have requested I not clean out). As I age ( later 50s now,) it's easier as my colon is used to frequent enemas. I usually, after rinsing clean, use a long thin dildo, just in case. On 2/18/2022 at 11:38 PM, AlwaysOpen said: Some of the issue might fall back on the "Old Guard Leather" rules- bottoms are supposed to always be hosed out and ready. Anything less was a failure.I think I had little problem being spotless as a teen and thru the twenties, but as I got older and my gut changed, always being spotlessly clean became more and more of an issue. For me at least, I still have to be sure my hole will be clean throughout play before I can relax and get into it. And yeah, if there is stink, it kills my libido . Can I ask please how can someone's hole be "always" clean? We eat and drink everyday, and we go to work. How can it be clean all the time? I was also unaware of the Old Guard rule. Would you be kind enough to share a link or something to this please? Cause I'm quite into that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rock-cock-jock Posted February 23, 2022 Report Share Posted February 23, 2022 An "always clean" diet relies on lots of fiber (a fiber supplement is convenient such as Pure for men or psyllium husk/flax capsules etc), avoiding high fat processed foods, lots of water and for me avoiding coffee. It's pretty sustainable and relatively healthy for your digestive system. There are limits to it on its own but it makes douching way easier. I really think that overhosing of your bumhole for a prolonged period isn't good for you though. Who knows what constant stripping of your rectal mucosa can lead to? Probably constant itching of your hole because you've picked up an infection down there and/or hemorrhoid pain from irritating the lining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phallarchist Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 On 2/23/2022 at 3:08 AM, SubSlutDog said: Can I ask please how can someone's hole be "always" clean? We eat and drink everyday, and we go to work. How can it be clean all the time? I was also unaware of the Old Guard rule. Would you be kind enough to share a link or something to this please? Cause I'm quite into that. It can't. It's as preposteous as it sounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysOpen Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 On 2/23/2022 at 6:08 AM, SubSlutDog said: Can I ask please how can someone's hole be "always" clean? We eat and drink everyday, and we go to work. How can it be clean all the time? I was also unaware of the Old Guard rule. Would you be kind enough to share a link or something to this please? Cause I'm quite into that. Sub- if you do a Google search for Gay Leather Old Guard Rules, there should be a return for Leatherati, and a somewhat long read explaining Old Guard by Guy Baldwin. He does not list the recipe/rules since, as you will read, each area and its own "Old Guard" had their own thoughts and policies. But, take 10 minutes and read what Guy wrote in 2011- it may give you a bit of an idea of what it was, and in some ways is still. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardOneLA Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 44 minutes ago, AlwaysOpen said: Sub- if you do a Google search for Gay Leather Old Guard Rules, there should be a return for Leatherati, and a somewhat long read explaining Old Guard by Guy Baldwin. He does not list the recipe/rules since, as you will read, each area and its own "Old Guard" had their own thoughts and policies. But, take 10 minutes and read what Guy wrote in 2011- it may give you a bit of an idea of what it was, and in some ways is still. Further to that, try this link: [think before following links] https://leatherati.com/the-old-guard-classical-leather-culture-revisited-4fdc796aa25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruxoCub Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 This has been a fascinating thread to read! I've been mostly a pandemic recluse turned top on my husbands hole. I don't know if I know how to douche properly for an outing anymore. haha. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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