Lying about status cause it's too late

[CubCase]

When the hookup says they bareback, rush over quickly. Get hot and heavy.

As their raw cock is rubbing your hole it dawns on them to ask if you're clean.

I always say yes as I push back on their dick

[Treehugger]

Guys who ask if you are ‘clean’ after the sex has already started are idiots. I have had guys ask this while we are fucking and while my answer is yes (depending on your definition of clean) I can’t answer for the ten guys who just fucked me or the dozen I blew at the gloryholes. 
     If you fuck a cum dump you take your chances. 

[120DaysofSodom]

2 hours ago, Treehugger said:

Guys who ask if you are ‘clean’ after the sex has already started are idiots. I have had guys ask this while we are fucking and while my answer is yes (depending on your definition of clean) I can’t answer for the ten guys who just fucked me or the dozen I blew at the gloryholes. 
     If you fuck a cum dump you take your chances. 

Instant turn off when a guy asks, "are you clean"? as if to say being hiv positive is somehow "dirty"

 

 

[NLbear]

I agree that if a guy asks if I'm clean my first thought would be thinking they're asking if I have douched. But then again poz guys should stop referring to their cum as "my dirty load". 

[Treehugger]

The question these guys should be asking themselves is ‘can I trust the man I am about to fuck’. If you don’t know someone you don’t know if they will be truthful. Let’s face it horny men are not known for their honesty and clear thinking. 

[onlyraw]

I agree that

A) guys should ask important questions before they agree to the hook up (preferably before you leave your house- but certainly before naked dick is lined up ready to enter 

B) when it comes to important questions- especially those dealing with health issues the questions should be asked clearly and not euphemistically-e.g.  are you poz or neg? are you on meds or PrEP?

saving “are you clean?” to meaning have you douched and/or showered (for those guys into scat or ripe sweaty sex)

[rawsatyr]

I have played a magic act on guys when they used that term and embarrassed them.  'So, you're DD free?? No seriously,  I mean are you CLEAN?"

Dodging their ignorant reactions I have delighted in backhanded shaming by derailing the dumbass train with a variety of the following combo possibilities:

"OMG, you are almost hilarious! Did you... WAIT, wait.. does it really say IN YOUR PROFILE... DD-FREE? CLEAN?  Oh wow! But wait: Didn't you want 'smelly pits'? Ripe socks? HURL!   I'm confused! CLEAN?? Yeah I douche and shower before sex, lol, and as to drugs?  Hmm, do poppers count?  GUILTY!  But seriously, to each his own, trying not to be JUDGMENTAL but I CAN'T stand dopes with NO MODERATION! How do they NOT get fired partying and sleeping the days away?"

"Fuck, why you ask, did you have an addiction??  Just saying: Recycled junkies are THE WORST. Like ex-killers turned reborn preacher on death row! What a joke! God told them DADDY LOVES YOU again!!    Curious though: Do fags in >where you are< actually STILL USE that nasty slur in YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS?  lol, Sorry but thought gays don't slander each other any more that way! Yeah FAG is ok! They use that old slur in gay porn!"

"CLEAN??? I think that...  kinda went out in the late 1990s!? HEY, don't mind me asking, because you look good for your age,... but... Are you maybe REALLY OLD or still in the closet or don't get out much? Small town right? Sorry had to laugh really hard! Need to know, where were you raised? Reminds me of old Arkansas country geezers who say 'spic', picker-ninnies and 'libtard commies' !"

"No but seriously, since you brought it up, I rather fuck a CLEAN poz  guy than a Trump-voter with nasty, rotten teeth and gross feet! lol" 

Let's face it: most guys on line have rarely a good grip on the English language, (wasn't on the test)  aren't very witty, are rarely well-read and typically not fast in intelligent come-backs! You can run circles around them during the early 'feeling out phase'. The normal no-show proportion is excessively high either way...

[hntnhole]

10 hours ago, 120DaysofSodom said:

Instant turn off when a guy asks, "are you clean"? as if to say being hiv positive is somehow "dirty"

Only uneducated idiots ask that question, intending to inquire about sero-status.  That phrase (are you clean?) is only appropriate when a Top needs to Breed, and likes to avoid a shitty, unprepared Hole.  Thus, "clean" would be a regrettable substitution for "prepared".