Where do you hide your toys?

[MuscledHorse]

I don't hide mine--they're al huge slabs of silicone anyway)   so I display them proudly. Always fun seeing some guys reactions and getting the "you can really fit that in your ass?! All of it?!" questions. "Yes. Yes my slop hole can! Want to see?""

[leatherpunk16]

Mine are sitting out also. They're on an upper shelf in my sling room. Most people don't look at it, although the Oxballs Alien Tail is prominently displayed in its packaging. 

But I shouldn't do that. It's why their covered in dust and cat hair, and always need a cleaning before use. If I EVER use them, lol.

[Willing]

On 2/26/2025 at 9:25 PM, ejaculaTe said:

I guess I've watched too many videos of the war in Ukraine, but that looks like artillery shells racked up for the auto-loader. 

I'd love you to demonstrate each of them in my hole😵

[hntnhole]

Hide the gear?  Why would I do that?  Anyone who knows me, knows what kind of tree I'm barking up.

There is a door to the sling room, in the event I need to close it for some reason.  That's enough.  

[Willing]

In my closet, she wouldn't go in there. 

[Willing]

26 minutes ago, hntnhole said:

Hide the gear?  Why would I do that?  Anyone who knows me, knows what kind of tree I'm barking up.

There is a door to the sling room, in the event I need to close it for some reason.  That's enough.  

Nice 👄 

[Willing]

On 5/25/2025 at 10:18 AM, leatherpunk16 said:

Mine are sitting out also. They're on an upper shelf in my sling room. Most people don't look at it, although the Oxballs Alien Tail is prominently displayed in its packaging. 

But I shouldn't do that. It's why their covered in dust and cat hair, and always need a cleaning before use. If I EVER use them, lol.

You can use them on me without washing them 😵

[allrise]

I have a huge collection, can’t resist when I see a new shape/size.

Frequently used ones are in a large wicker basket topped with some boring old files in the closet.

less frequently used ones, but reluctant to dispose, are in 3 large shopping bags in the attic.

[subbtm83]

A storage box under my bed. I've had to get a larger box a few times but it's never big enough for long

[Holeforu]

Guess you need to fina another partner who doesn’t make you feel judged using toys… 

[foryouruse]

Geez, this is something I’ve been thinking a lot about lately and it sort of incudes all the toys, gear and “to go bags” for dates (I’ve got three different ones).

The issue came up because I like rooms being more zen than cluttered and I’m more into gear as well as I use to hate toys so I kept buying ones that didn’t get used only to find that the new lithium powered ones are more to my liking (the Fort Troff Slim Robo Rimmer is like Woody Allen’s Orgasmatron to me). The problem is that New York apartments don’t have infinite storage, New York’s recycling crackdown makes disposal an issue and it is embarrassing if your sister winds up staying for three months if her elevator is out.

For toys and gears and lube and douche gear I use EVERY day, I cleared a double file drawer in my bedroom. I also switched my platform bed for a lift storage bed so I don’t have to use a ladder to get to the To Go bags (the previous owners made wall cabinets eight feet up in unused wall soffits). For all the old stuff that is in a dresser in the Junk/Gym room, the rule is going to be “if you haven’t used it in a year, you never will and it has to go”. Unfortunately, it’s like paints and NY recycling: hard to dispose of (even 1-800-got-junk doesn’t take paints and strippers and do you want them reviewing your old toys?). I’ve been giving pipes, bubblers, gear and toys to like-minded dates for regifting 1 at a time (there is someone who wants the extra set of sling springs or the extra bubbler or replica dildo). Some guys look better in singlets so you bring it over and leave it behind on dates. Whatever you do, stop hoarding and reduce clutter so you can find the harness and leather jock you look good in now.