We need an English lesson

[NWUSHorny]

I'm starting to think online gay hookup profiles need to include a glossary of terms, both when they are filled out and for the reader of the profile. Far too many men interpret gay sex terms to mean something entirely different than I do.

[partying.hard]

5 minutes ago, NWUSHorny said:

I'm starting to think online gay hookup profiles need to include a glossary of terms, both when they are filled out and for the reader of the profile. Far too many men interpret gay sex terms to mean something entirely different than I do.

In most social media platforms, I am a firm believer that people need to take a course and pass a competency exam before being allowed to post or reply.

[topblkmale]

5 hours ago, partying.hard said:

In most social media platforms, I am a firm believer that people need to take a course and pass a competency exam before being allowed to post or reply.

 

Warning: Don't read the Cruise Listings Comments on Squirt.org  

 

Edited September 2 by topblkmale

[PozBearWI]

6 hours ago, partying.hard said:

In most social media platforms, I am a firm believer that people need to take a course and pass a competency exam before being allowed to post or reply.

Sadly, they don't....

[Cckskr69]

On 8/31/2024 at 5:46 PM, funpozbottom said:

My profiles always clearly state what I'm looking for.  Even though I'm a hosting bottom looking for anal loads, I'll routinely get messages asking if I'll top. asking if I have a glory hole, or If I'd travel 30 miles and just give a blow job. How I answer stupid questions depends on my mood and can vary from *ignore*, to patiently requesting they re-read my profile, to sarcasm.  I usually opt for sarcasm -- especially if they get huffy after I've told them, "No". My answers to the three questions you were asked would probably be something like:

1. Do you have condoms?   Answer:   Yes! They'll fit nicely over your face. If you're nice I might snip off the tip so you can breathe.

2. Where do you want me to cum?   Answer:  How about Cincinnati. I've never been there.

3. Do you like being fucked?   Answer: In the ass? Yes.  In the head by morons who can't read a fucking profile? Not so much.

Sarcasm is one of my true joys in life. I highly recommend it.

 

I'm a huge fan of Mr. Warmth.  I use his phrase, "Is this too fast for you?

[tallslenderguy]

17 hours ago, rawfuckingonly said:

*too*

I had to, man. I'm sorry. LOL 😂😉

❤️ i, on the other hand, am not too fancy.

[Erik62]

11 hours ago, Cckskr69 said:

I'm a huge fan of Mr. Warmth.  I use his phrase, "Is this too fast for you?

Oh God, my worst nightmare😱🤬. Why are bios so often left unread😵‍💫😵‍💫?? & I get message after message asking "Do I do this, or this, or that"🤔 🤔???? 

🤬Just READ my fucking BIO 🥱😤, it tells you ALL YOU NEED to know. 

Edited September 2 by Erik62

[hntnhole]

On 8/31/2024 at 4:13 PM, blackrobe said:

That isn't a complex sentence and it's not poetry. If they can't grok it, I'm fine with missing out on those men. 

Soooo, I had to google "grok" ... hadn't heard/read that term before.  

It's tough to imagine how a clearly written anything can be mistaken or misinterpreted.  If I can figure out how to find out what something means, I would think that anyone can, if they give one-tenth of a shit; I'd be fine with missing out on dullards like that.  

[KindaBasic]

On 8/31/2024 at 10:42 AM, tallslenderguy said:

That is curious to me when that happens. i wonder if with some, it's just that they want to have repeat affirmation? i too have wondered with some guys if they are illiterate? Seriously, not kidding. But then, they seem to know enough to be able to write the questions, so it seems they should be able to read and comprehend the answers.

Hard to say why in any given situation, but living out here in the burbs I come across this failure to communicate more often than when I lived in an urban setting. I think there is just a lot of desperate married guys here that are trying to find someone - anyone + who says yes and is willing to host, and then hope you are as desperate as they are so you will break down and give in once they are in your bedroom n