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Deepanalnut

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  1. My marriage had just ended, I hadn't gotten laid for 6 months and I was just a blathering mess in general. Up until this point I hadn't even fantasized about fucking a man but opportunity knocked when I was vulnerable, horny and...surprise...somewhat drunk and stoned. Was hanging with a friend of mine who just happened to be gay, have known him since elementary school and he had another friend over. 2 bowls of indica and obscene amounts of vodka later, I was propositioned by my friend's friend. At first I just politely declined and blew it off but between the alcohol and weed he made great logic that a mouth was just a mouth. He was a total fem but I was completely unattracted but I figured with the lights dim and my eyes closed it wouldn't be that big of a deal and I could unload my heavy nuts that had been building up for awhile. After he unzipped me and got me hard he started talking really dirty and talking about how "wet" I was making his asshole. He started to finger himself while he tried to deepthroat me. My head was back and eyes were closed and he pulled a fast one and sat on my dick when I wasn't expecting. At first I was kinda pissed but then my cock took over and was screaming "fuck, it's anal dude and it feels good". So I let him do all of the work and probably 8-10 minutes later I grunted and bred his little bitch ass. Didn't fuck another guy until about 2 years later when opportunity again knocked and I was horned up like a motherfucker. I really didn't get into fucking guys too much until after I became infected with HIV, ironically from a female stripper. Since then the dating scene w/ women has been difficult at best (despite the fact I'm a controller and naturally UD) and truth be told, I just love to fuck and cum. For me a hole is a hole be it attached to some slutty woman or a manwhore. These days I just find it easier to find a guy "on-demand" to fuck with little to no strings attached. I want to stress that I'm not a complete asshole either, but I won't lie when I say it's pretty much the orgasm for me.
  2. If your digestive system is in relative good health, it's fairly "self cleaning". Having a lot of fiber and foods like salads or non-meat and lower carb/fat foods tends to help clean the pipes. I don't bottom but I'm a health nut and you can set a clock to me taking a shit. Poor diet leads to a messy ass. I've never been in a relationship with a man but I've had spontaneous / spur of the moment anal with both men and women. As long as someone didn't just get off the shitter or don't have to drop some kids off at the pool, it's generally never been an issue before. Yes, I've had a fleck or two of shit on my cock before from these last minute ordeals but when you're fucking someone in the ass, there's gonna be times when you get shit on your cock. I just kept a wet wipe or warm washcloth nearby, wiped it off and continued on.
  3. Ditto on the travel. I'm on the road 3 weeks out of every month and I only head to Midtowne if I'm really horny since I live east of Parker and SE of Arapahoe Reservoir (Elbert County). It's a bit of a drive.
  4. It's whatever lube works. I like H2O but a lot of folks like crisco or some other sort of grease. To your point though, it's not an overnight thing for a lot of guys (or gals I suppose, never fisted a woman in her ass). Using 4 fingers to the knuckles and just pushing to the point of discomfort but not pain and just playing with that threshold for awhile has been successful for me. Once they get loose enough and you're right there at the widest point of your knuckles, it's just a quick "pop" away from getting in there to the wrist. It just takes time, patience, lost of communication and a willing bottom.
  5. honestly, I just don't like pulling out. It's counter to biology (where the instinct is to thrust deeper when you orgasm) and it honestly ruins the moment. I like to keep thrusting and maintain some level of consistency when I'm plowing the guts of some bottom. Pulling out and wanking out my cum isn't nearly as fun as having the bottom's love tunnel milk me. It's warmer, it's tighter, it feels better and as I said before, I prefer to deposit my DNA inside versus wasting it on skin where it will likely fall to the ground.
  6. because I fucking hate feeling like I'm fucking a zip-loc bag because as a top I thought I was ******** and the risk of the bug travelling upstream was nil (ha, didn't I learn)
  7. You are in serious trouble if we ever cross paths at Midtowne...lol
  8. Well like I said, I appreciate a clean hole to fuck and breed. I've been fucking ass (both sexes) for almost 20 years now and I've had my fair share of shitcock. I've just been grateful that over the past 5+ years I've avoided the worst of it. I know that I'm thicker and longer than your average guy and when I go balls deep it's not too surprising to find a speck of brown hanging out but that's nothing. It's just bad when you start fucking a hole and on each backstroke you realize your cock is now a fudgecicle. So again, my sincere and extreme gratitude.
  9. As a top, I appreciate a bottom that takes care of his ass for me. There's nothing that puts me off more than spreading some whore's ass cheeks and getting a whiff of last night's taco bell or worse, going balls deep and on the backstroke seeing that my cock is coated in rectal residue. We all know shit happens and a spec here and there certainly doesn't bother me, especially given that I'm just shy of 9" and like to push to the hilt in a hungry wet hole. but seriously, thank you. Its nice to see those asslips clinging to the shaft of my cock and seeing that my cock is still a poisonous white fuckstick that is stretching you to your limits instead of a shit covered pole that one could mistake for a loaf that is prairie dogging it while you are bent over. you may not hear it and it may be expected but as a top I'm still always highly appreciative.
  10. it's all about relaxing and just having fun with it however they do have inflatable buttplugs that work well for a slow stretch. I'm a former college linebacker so I have monster sized hands and could only find one anon bottom that could take me and even he struggled. Lots of crisco, patience and a willing hole.
  11. I've pissed on and in a few bottoms in my day but I tried my own brew one night out of curiosity while in the shower. It's nothing like what I thought it was going to be. It was salty, it was warm, it had a brine to it but I didn't want to gag or didn't run screaming for the faucet to try and wash it out. I suppose what the pisser had to drink earlier changes the chemistry. but I've given a few piss enemas and was witness to a bottom that I had just filled with cum and piss push it out into a hungry and very eager mouth just seconds later. Only witnessed that once but I've probably given a golden enema to a dozen or so guys in my life. It's always a fun/interesting turn of events for sure but not something I partake in normally, just when I feel super dominant and find a complete whore to abuse in the process.
  12. Just got home from Midtown Spa (downtown Denver) and pumped out a surprising 3 loads in 2 hours tonight. Usually after the first one I can go for awhile but there was this really hot piece of mancunt, a beefcake like myself with an ass that was just muscular and I knew from looking at it that it was going to be tighter than a vice grip around my cock. After some real brief small talk I pushed him against the wall and started to finger his hole and freaked out a little when I could barely get the 2nd in. Then he surprised me by relaxing and easily accepted 4 fingers. Spit on and ate out his hole for a minute before getting back up and slipping inside of him raw and slow fucked him for about 5 or so minutes and then a good hard pounding for another 5 until I came and I came fucking hard. I fucked him cum into his guts and he kept squeezing my cock with his ass and kept me semi-hard. He found me about 30 minutes later and had a friend with him. I fucked him in the ass again doggy style while he was sucking off his friend, we got an audience and a bunch of guys wanking, a few sucking and another couple joining us. I fucked him for a good 20+ minutes and made his hole gape something fierce. Had a random dude cum all over the gaped hole which was just more lube for me and finished off inside of him with another real rough finale. the buddy whom was getting sucked off said he didn't bottom very often but wanted to get fucked but on the condition I would go slow. I fucked him for a good 30+ minutes before finally breeding him although that last load was probably just a few clumps of sticky cum. Had to lube that bitches hole up multiple times and finger him for a good 10+ minutes to get him to relax since he refused to hit any poppers. He had a great hole though. So all in all a good night but I'm fucking spent.
  13. I talk real nasty to my bottom. I'm not over the top in volume unless we are in private (which is incredibly rare) but I give him a very detailed play by play and more than let him know that I'm about to empty the contents of my nutsack into his colon, telling him how I love watching his asslips cling to the shaft of my cock and if I'm in a gaping mood, what a fucking whore he is for letting me stretch his shitpipe like that.
  14. Pulling out is a waste. I always let my bottom know that if we start, I'm not pulling out. Balls deep, you stretched to your limit and my cock pulsing and unloading the contents of my scrotum inside your colon is the only way to cum.
  15. Most *American* women are just too caught up in themselves to really let loose with their men. Sex in America seems like it's a chore. I freely admit that I am bi-sexual and in fact I caught my bug from a female in the Czech Republic. European, Canadian and South American women are, and I mean this in the nicest way possible, filthy little whores that pretty much are down for whatever. American women though, not so much in most of the cases. There are those out there that are freaky but most are not. Why go down that path? Because men everywhere are fucking disgusting pigs that really don't give a shit about etiquette and being "proper" when it comes to fucking. I mean that in a good way. A typical American man with the typical wife will get laid a few times a month, it will be routine, he might get a blowjob but forget about blasting a nut that way and forget anal in most cases. So when he meets another horned up guy willing to just let loose and has a "who gives a fuck, it feels good, let's do it" attitude, there you go. Truth be told, if I found a woman as sexually depraved as I am, I probably wouldn't breed hungry manhole with my poison as I'm not physically attracted to men however I am always after the orgasm and often mancunt is a very readily available and easily found.
  16. yeah if we're in a public setting (sauna, bathhouse, gym) I'm not pulling out but I also make that clear before I get behind him. I flat out state that once I get in there I'm not coming out until I've emptied the contents of my scrotum into his ass. If I'm one on one with a guy, he should know my rules but depending on the guy and if it's more of a repeat thing, I'd likely respect his wishes. But I sure as fuck would not pull out otherwise. Seems like a waste of an orgasm and god knows it feels 100x better when you make that final thrust deep into some cumdump's rectum, he clenches and you unload. A hand or mouth just can't simulate that.
  17. I identify myself as a 100% top. I've bottomed twice in my years on this earth and both had some serious strings/reasons tied to them. But every now and then, especially during a furious masturbation session where I'm just so fucking worked up that I spend the night wasting my seed by shooting on my stomach (instead of down a willing throat or even better, up a hungry hole), I love to get my ass stretched. I want to state I really have no desire to actually bottom but fuck I have some great nights solo when I work my own ass. I've never said no to a serious rimjob and certainly don't mind a finger or three while face fucking some random whore as foreplay. But for some reason during solo play, I really enjoy stuffing a dildo, my fingers or whatever might be handy up my shitter while I rub one out. Just curious if other tops ever are in the same mood? I don't know if I just crave that extra stimulation from time to time or what. Just a random musing.
  18. One thing that has come to me with 23 years of fucking is control over my cock. With that said, sometimes looking down at that tight ass and feeling it grip your cock, on every backstroke seeing his anus clinging to your cock and on the forestroke feeling my cockhead open him back up again...fuck, it can be too much and I have no choice but to unload my scrotum into his ass. But really it's all about how the bottom looks, how hot the action is and how horned up I am. There's literally times where I can fuck for a good 30-40 minutes before I have to nut (it just starts to literally hurt) and there's the rare occasion where I blow in about 60-90 seconds. I try to avoid the latter though. I think a solid 10-15 minute fuck that starts slow and gets the bottom warmed up and ends with a piledriving, rectum rearranging power fuck is the best. Make no mistake about it though, I want the bottom to know he's been fucked. I know a lot of bottoms that get off on a long fuck session too. I can be selfish on occasion and just get my nut and that's it but I want the owner of the hungry hole I'm feeding to have just a good of a time as I am.
  19. Gonna be in downtown Toronto the week of the 10th, staying in a very upscale hotel in the financial district (around bay/wellington area) and would love a hungry, smooth and tight bottom to relieve my nuts of their daily burden. I can host, don't really care if you spend the night if we click. Full disclosure: I'm poz, I do not wear a condom ever and I don't pull out. If you can't handle those 3 things, we're not going to click. Also I'm not a cuddler/kisser or all sweet. I like to fuck and that's pretty much it. It's pretty selfish and straight to the point but I'm not into the whole emotional thing. If you want we can meet at Steamworks or a bar on Church that Monday night first to see if we click. Looking for someone to hang with on Mon through Thurs, dinners/drinks will be on me. Prefer HWP white men who are complete sluts when in private. edit: I'm HSV-negative. Seems like a silly thing but I'm really not into herpes. If you have HSV-2, let's not hook up, just not my thing. Sorry.
  20. About 3 months ago I was in Seattle for business but it was a Sunday night and the one hangout that I knew of was dead other than a few tweakers and guys that didn't belong in a club. I had struck out on CL and didn't want to play any games with BBRT so just resigned myself to fucking my own hand later on. A quick search on my phone showed an adult bookstore with video booths nearby. I was pretty horned up and wanted to breed a hole so I figured I'd give it a shot. Place was a fucking pit. I've been in some bad bookstores but this took the cake. The video booths were behind a curtain in the back and the place smelled like stale piss, cum and sweat. At that point I figured there was some potential. It was real dark and I heard at least one other person in a booth so I picked the booth next to it and put some dollars into the machine. Found an ok movie of two muscle daddies fucking and sucking. That's when I saw the eye of my neighbor peeping through the glory hole. I pulled out my semi-hard cock and started to stroke it, putting on a show for my neighbor. He put his tongue through the hole and I was more than happy to oblige and slap it with my cock. He gave me what was a rather tepid blowjob with more hand than mouth and never going deeper than two or three inches, so I pulled back and told him I'd rather fuck him. I was met with silence and I thought I had lost him when he asked if I had a condom on me. I told him I don't do condoms and if that is what he wanted, I'd just jerk myself off instead. I heard his door open and him walking away and figured that was that. I flipped through a few more channels, giving myself a half-hearted handjob when I heard the door next to me close again. A small bottle of KY was passed through the hole and he told me to go easy at first. I dropped my pants to my ankles, lubed up my cock and saw he had his puckered and greased up hole pressed up to the gloryhole. I eased my head in and slowly worked his hole. The wall between us was fucking up the angle and I couldn't get much traction. I pulled out and told him to hold on, pulled up my pants went out of my booth and into his. I think he was surprised to see me but rather than exchange pleasantries, I let my pants drop again, reapplied some lube to my cock and his hole, fingered him for a bit and then went back to work. Bitch was tight, very tight and each time I thrust in a bit more, he took in a deep breath. Eventually I was in two-thirds of the way and started to piston his ass, reaching around and under his shirt and tweaking his nipples hard. I got one leg free of my pants, put it up on the chair and told him to spread his cheeks. I spit on his hole and really started to drive my cock home. I wasn't interested in a long session so I pretty much did what I had to do. Didn't take much between him being so tight and just the rawness of it. I told him I was going to cum and grabbed his hips hard, pushed him forward and jackhammered him. My cock finally erupted inside of his bare ass and I held it there for a few minutes, letting his insides soak it up a bit. Alas, I fell limp and slid out of his greasy cumhole which was quickly followed by a week's buildup of cum that made a very audible splat on the tile floor. I just told him thanks, zipped up and walked out. Not quite the relief I was looking for but there's something fun about bare fucking some random slut who you can barely even see and never really saying much other than that.
  21. Steamworks in downtown Toronto last week. Had a towel loosely wrapped around my waist and a cute little twink came up and started to suck on my nipples and grabbing my cock. I was pretty horned up before I went in there so it took maybe 30-40 seconds before I turned him around, pushed him against the wall and muscled my way into his already cum filled hole. I took it nice and slow, making sure my strokes were long coming out and fast/sharp going back in. I kept this up for a bit and put my hand around his throat and squeezed a little while whispering what a filthy little slut he was. Kept up the dirty talk for a few minutes and the only thing he said to me was "don't pull out please". Eventually I wanted my nut so I drove it home hard for a bit and with that final push, went balls deep and emptied inside of him. He cleaned me off and without even saying goodbye, went to find another cock to fill his slot.
  22. I have pretty descent luck with CL. I travel a lot so I can host in my hotel room. I get a LOT of married guys and have had my fair share of first timers. And to be fair I've had my fair share of time wasters and liars too. Nothing worse than having some fake slut talk himself up and then when he shows up and you look out the peephole it's some guy you wouldn't even fuck on your worst night. The absolute worst I had was also from CL. Told the guy straight up I didn't want shitdick and to make sure he cleaned out. I'm not even 1/4 of the way in later on and I'm coated. I pushed him off the bed and told him to get the fuck out of my room. Thankfully no short term damage but fuck, I hate that. But to be honest I'd rather just go to the local dive and since I go to new cities all the time, I tend to get a lot of attention and a guaranteed hole or three to breed by night's end.
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