funpozbottom
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I've suffered with allergies all my life so same issue. When sinuses are congested, I have to breathe through my mouth which can be difficult when that space is taken up by a cock. Unfortunately, I haven't found anything that works for me long term. I can sometimes get sinuses to open by inhaling aromatics (like mint or eucalyptus) or sucking on a menthol cough drop. (I don't do poppers, but sometimes I huf Tiger Balm.) Hopefully there are some others out there with better tips because we all need more cock.
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Since the expiration date can be up to 5 years past manufacture, they may be 20 year old condoms. At that age, you could probably offer them on ebay. List them as "Vintage" and sell them for 10 times what you paid for them. 🤑
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My profiles always clearly state what I'm looking for. Even though I'm a hosting bottom looking for anal loads, I'll routinely get messages asking if I'll top. asking if I have a glory hole, or If I'd travel 30 miles and just give a blow job. How I answer stupid questions depends on my mood and can vary from *ignore*, to patiently requesting they re-read my profile, to sarcasm. I usually opt for sarcasm -- especially if they get huffy after I've told them, "No". My answers to the three questions you were asked would probably be something like: 1. Do you have condoms? Answer: Yes! They'll fit nicely over your face. If you're nice I might snip off the tip so you can breathe. 2. Where do you want me to cum? Answer: How about Cincinnati. I've never been there. 3. Do you like being fucked? Answer: In the ass? Yes. In the head by morons who can't read a fucking profile? Not so much. Sarcasm is one of my true joys in life. I highly recommend it.
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Best small packets of lube for sex parties?
funpozbottom replied to Koklmn's topic in General Discussion
I don't like packets since they can be hard to open, and can't be resealed so any leftovers make a mess as they leak all over. Instead, I'd recommend finding a small bottle of lube. You can get Swiss Navy Lubes in pump bottles as small as 1 ounce. They are pretty perfect for parties since they won't spill, contain enough to get you through a few nights, but are small enough to easily carry. And with the small size, you won't get pissed off if you happen to lose it. I'm sure other brands have similar if you look. Or, as @Bibttmmiami said, get a small travel bottle to bring your favorite lube. -
OH NO!! It's another "Spectrum" analysis that surely will validate my very existence, or, expose my deepest weaknesses and devour my soul. The intense pressure is nerve-wracking. Will my preferences be confirmed or will I need to change my ... undies? Oh. It's just about underwear. Yeah -- I've got all those so I guess I win.
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Unfortunately it seems, in their effort to compete with the other hook-up apps, Squirt has almost killed the one unique (and in my opinion the best) feature it had. It is still there, but much harder to use. If you are in the Cruise section, you can find category filters by clicking on the icon that looks like a funnel. That will bring up listings for your search within (I think) a 200 mile radius around your current location. The same goes for searching for guys -- you can click on the funnel and narrow your search. If you want to find resources for a location you plan on visiting, you have to manually change your location to that area and then do a search. It's a real pain in the ass, however I don't know of another app where you can search for some of the categories available on Squirt. I know a lot of people have complained to them, and they did some tweaks, but I'm hoping they see the value in the search functions that used to be available and bring back something similar, or at least reactivate the "legacy" version.
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A crazy idea about piss fragrance for fetish
funpozbottom replied to Urban's topic in Hardcore Fetishes Forum
I love the idea of a line of Fetish Scents. Two that should be made are: A Whiff of Fart, and ABS Backroom. A Whiff of Fart would be a light, elusive scent, suitable for any time of day. ABS Backroom would be fuller bodied evening scent, perfect for a night out with friends. As for Urine, while I love the idea, I think you would soon see the market flooded with imitators. You'd also have dozens of You Tubers producing "How To" videos showing how to make your own Urine. A business model centered around Urine would soon be down the drain. Instead of a fragrance, I think Urine would be better served as a powdered sports drink. Anytime you wanted to have a glass of Urine, you just pour out the packet and fill the glass with piss .... -
I just eat a high fiber cereal for breakfast. At the risk of sounding like a commercial, Kellogg's Bran Buds has 17 g fiber in a 1/2 cup serving. I usually eat about a 1/4 cup so that give me around 9 g fiber which is about what you get from the psyllium powder. It's not very flavorful, but easy to mix with something else if you're not a cardboard connoisseur.
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First you need to clearly define what is important to you. If you are (for example) looking for a boyfriend, or want someone with soft, smooth, kissable lips, then hold onto your standards, whatever they may be. But if your goal is to get dick -- lots of dick -- and lots of cum, think in terms of broadening your level of acceptance. Drop any preconceptions about appearance and focus solely on cock. Just because a guy may have a less than attractive face or less than ideal physique, that doesn't mean he can't give you a good fuck. So keep the lights off, wear a hood or blindfold if you want, get your ass up, lubed and ready so the only thing you need to anticipate is a cock sliding into your hole. Remember: there are no ugly guys in a dark room. Stinky maybe, but not ugly.
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This depends on circumstances. If I had a boyfriend, I'd want to be able to fuck all night. If I'm cruising, I want a quick cum so I can get on to the next fuck. My ideal in any situation would be a multi-cummer. The faster he cums, the sooner he can work on the next load.
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I think that calls for another glass of Jameson! I read the Koran. Can't remember any of it. Also read the Bible, Upanishads, teaching of the Buddha, Confucius, Chang Tzu, and more. Can't remember them either. For true insight, I recommend the writings of Dorothy Parker, Samuel Clemons, Groucho Marx, and Ben Franklin. But I think the best religious quote I know is one of my own: "Anything that needs to be interpreted from the Divine, can be manipulated by men."
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A couple random thoughts .... Yes, the word "homosexual" is a bit outdated. Victorian Era terminology tends to be a bit ... stuffy... at best. I hate acronyms. I always have to look them up and often confuse them with something else that uses the same acronym. GLAAD? Yeah -- had to look that up. It's a media organization that advocates for better ways to portray gays, et al. in the media. I can understand why they'd suggest moving away from use of the term "homosexual", but I can't say I like their alternative. "Same Gender Loving" sounds so ... 1960's. Images of monochrome daisies and the song "Happy Together" danced through my head when I read that term. I guess 1960 is better than 1860, but it still seems more than half a century out of date. And back to the acronym. SGL is an abbreviation for "single". I can understand the desire to update terms, but don't do it in way that can cause confusion in other ways. What or who are "Reddit /askgaybro and by YTube pundits like Brad Polumbo."? We never had those in the 1960's.
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If I had that much cum in a bowl, it would definitely go in my hole. At that point, my ass would become a cum dispenser. I'd let a little leak out to drip down my legs, then catch some to rub om my cock and lick it off my fingers. The rest, I'd slowly release to lick up. Hopefully, I'd get fucked a few more times using the cum for lube and adding fresh loads into the mix. If I had a bed buddy, I'd be willing to share. Put half in each of our holes, then felch the loads out of each other.
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"Sorry Politics, but I'm just not into you. At first, I thought we had something together. I thought we had things in common and could build better lives together. But the more time we spend together, the more I see you were only using me. I'm tired of your empty promises. I'm tired of your denial and the blame game that every discussion falls into. I'm tired of your blatant disregard for facts and the truth. I'm tired of all your little 'projects' and 'power trips' and how you always wind up making me pay for it in the end. We're through. I'm leaving. But before I walk out this door, I have one last thing to ask you: Do you want to fuck me one more time?"
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Without knowing how much the surcharge is and what drinks it's being added to, and what kind of register/inventory system is used, it's hard to say what's really going on. From a bar owner's stand point, there are a lot of things that might incur a surcharge such as up selling different brands and some cocktails might get a surcharge due to complexity. But, if the charges are sort of random, from only this one bartender, then there's a good chance the bartender is doing it to cover the fact that he's stealing. He might be giving away drinks to friends and then adding surcharges to people he thinks won't notice. His inventory would be screwed up but the money would work out so the boss might overlook it. The way around it would be to only order things he can't manipulate when you see him working.
