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I think it really depends on the situation and scene. One of the rudest things was something I saw in a dark room was in Paris at The Keller. Dude was getting fisted and the top just pulled out and walked away. It was so fucking rude. At least help the bottom up or ask him if he wants to get up. Just cause we're pigs doesn't mean we can't be kind. He did want to get up. I helped him, he invited me to another bar and I got back to my hotel at about 6AM smelling of piss and cum. He invited me into his pig pen. I won in that case.

This happened to me as well. I occasionally reposted dirty stuff and bantered with porn actors I thought were hot (Joel Someone can do ANYTHING HE WANTS TO ME, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE!) And I got banned. For no apparent reason. I made a new dirty account but hardly ever look at it.

Hubby: "It's a scent NOT A FLAVOR."

I may have posted this story elsewhere on the site, but.....this happened to me a LONG time ago. "The egg man." I met this guy in the bar near my house in Cambridge, MA in 1988 when I hadn't lived there long. I was 23. He was a teacher so he couldn't hook up that night. We made plans for Friday. I went to his house (on the train in a snowstorm) and he picked me up. We go to the house (close in suburbs) and it's clear he lives with his parents. He tells me they're in Florida for the winter. We eat, we go downstairs, start making out, smoke a little weed, get in bed, naked. And he just lays there. I try to draw him out. Figure out what his deal is (I had no experience of kink at this point). Nothing. Finally he says, "hang on." Goes up stairs and comes back with a carton of eggs. "Do you want me to throw them at you?" This seemed the most obvious thing. I was game. But this sounded weird and messy. But it wasn't my house, so I didn't have to clean up the mess. "No, throw them at the wall." So I do. And he still just lies there. Finally I get bored, knowing I'm stuck here until the morning. And go out and sit on the sofa (basement apartment!). He comes out a few minutes later, and says "I think you should leave." I said. "How do you expect me to do that?" He says “I'll take you to the subway in Malden." FINE. I get dressed, and OF COURSE the car gets stuck at the end of the driveway in the snow and slush. I had to get out and push, AND then stepped in a huge puddle of icy water. He took me to the T (subway) station and I called my friend Stefan who lived nearby. Thankfully he was home, and he came and picked me up and took me home. We went to the same bar where I had met the Egg Man and I met another guy who I ended up dating for 6 months (a sexy hunrgry bottom and greatfuck who turned out to be a Republican). I never saw The Egg Man again, but when I told this story to people they knew exactly who he was, but they called him "Boots."

I'm 60 now and have slowed down quite a lot sexually. That said, the people who hit on me are often 1/2 my age. SO many gay men have Daddy issues. I fucking love it. Took me a while to wrap my head around it, but now I love it (those of you who've read my stories here know that I've written a lot of daddy/boy stories).

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That's a fair point. For me the surprise was that I realized I wanted my nuts played with without someone else actually DOING IT. I'm not sure what clicked. I'm 60 and it was probably within the last 3-4 years. I'm super happy about it, but I'm have no idea what I did. I did help a friend discover his nipples. When we first started playing I pinched them lightly and he said "those aren't wired." And after playing once a month or so for several years, they were wired. 🙂 My gift to him.

It's funny. I've always been a "no pain" sort of person. I've had people beat/spank me, but I really really hated it. Don't like being tied up either (but I totally get why people like both of those things.) The only thing other people find painful that I do not is pinching my tits (but don't BITE them, please). Then I discovered in the past few years that I love having my nuts yanked on. HARD. It doesn't hurt now, it just feels amazing. You CAN teach an old faggot dog new tricks. You never know. 🙂

People forget that you can piss in a bottle and then use a bag or funnel to put it in someone's ass.

Real men don't give a shit who thinks they're masculine.

There's something deeply sexy about knowing that you've made strangers cum! It's one reason I like writing porn stories.

Promise you'll spit in my face while you piss up my cunt! And call me faggot.

Of course when I went looking for it I couldn't find it! DOH! Try this: [think before following links] https://x.com/search?q=%23hyperspermia&src=typed_query (some of this is with women). If you search for the word hyperspermia you'll find accounts that might not be tagged with the hashtag. Also: [think before following links] https://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=hyperspermia

He probably had hyperspermia. It's a real thing. Some of the videos are amazing. Lots of it on Twitter. Would love to suck off a guy like that or take his load in my ass.

In NOLA Sniffies posts places like this.