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Sfmike64

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  1. I sound like the old housewives' friend newspaper column "Hints from Heloise." Although here it would be WHORE-o-ise.
  2. If you have one, you can put most sex toys made of rubber, silicone, metal or glass in the dishwasher. They often have "sanitize" cycles (generally intended for baby bottles and such). Use that if you can. Soap (even non-antibacterial) is very effective at killing pathogens. Washing them several times with soap should be sufficient, but you could use stronger cleaners, just make sure the cleaner doesn't degrade the material.
  3. I would be very careful. People's toenails tend to be thicker and longer than fingernails. You don't want to tear your ass.
  4. This makes me think of one of the best Onion headlines ever. "Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?" [think before following links] https://theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529/
  5. Bad boy! Teasing all these men……
  6. Look at inflatable dildos/butt plugs. You can pump them up and slowly stretch your ass. DO NOT use crisco or oil based lubes on rubber inflatables. The material will degrade (it's why you don't use oil with condoms). You don't want the dildo to pop inside your ass. You can also have a partner play with it too, but when you pump it up, do so slowly to help your ass muscles relax and stretch.
  7. started dating my first long term lover, who had been a very devout Catholic boy, I was also Catholic but not so devout. in 1988. We were together for 6 years or so. We were talking about "body count" one night in the first year or so of our relationship and he realized he knew precisely how many people he'd slept with but no idea how many times he'd been to confession. I was the exact opposite. I was about 25 at the time and had been a slut since I discovered adult bookstores at 16. Needless to say I quickly fixed this problem. He was never as much of a slut as I was, but I took him to his first orgy which became a regular thing.
  8. Sounds like he needs some alone time with an inflatable dildo!
  9. 51. Just a boy.
  10. You don't "deserve it." STIs happen. Don't shame yourself and do not let others shame you for getting one. Also, everyone needs to remember that people often do not know they have syphilis. You don't always get the classic lesion. That may be what happened to you. Or you simply didn't notice the lesion. This is why everyone who is slutty should be getting tested for STIs every three or four months. You should also talk to your doctor about DoxyPEP (which is antibiotics you take prophylactically like PREP).
  11. Sounds like you should see if he's horny. And send us pictures. 🙂
  12. Not even a few weeks. I've found the sprays to work better than the creams, unless you get a prescription cream, the one my podiatrist gave me is called Ciclopirox. That clears this stuff up in a day or two. Jock itch and athlete's foot are the same thing just in different places. These creams also work on ringworm (which isn't a worm at all, it's a rash). You can come over and jerk off on me. I'll even swallow.
  13. Get on DoxyPep if you want to avoid getting an STI.
  14. Trust me, we all wanna hear all the details!
  15. It's such a fucking hot story.
  16. The only way that could be hotter would be if all of their loads were in your cunt. Damn.
  17. Right? The problem with most porn for me is that the people in it are NOT enjoying themselves, or you can tell they're just waiting to get paid so they can leave. That's such a turnoff for me, when they look bored. Timothy and Joel Someone (who is SOOOOO my type) always look like they're having a great time even when the setup is cheesy or cliche.
  18. I really like him too, because you can tell he’s always having a good time. I want Timothy and Joel someone to do a scene.
  19. You might also try inflatable plugs. If they're of the thinner latex variety, don't use oil based lube on them because you don't want it to explode when it's in your cunt.
  20. Now we're talking! Hope you have more than beer. And lots of toys.
  21. There are SO many slang words for dick. In every culture/language. My favorite was in Cuba there is a kind of blood sausage called moronga (apparently this exists all over Latin America). That's also slang for a big fat cock. It's even better when you roll the R harrrrrrrrrd. I've also heard people say that straight men say "dick" and gay men say "cock." Does it matter? Dicks are amazing.
  22. THIS. ALL OF THIS. Look, guys, your dick is what it is. You can't change it. Just enjoy what you have. I've always loved my cock. It's not the longest or the fattest, but it's a decent size and it's given me thousands of orgasms since 1975-76 (I was 11-12 when I started having orgasms). And if you DO want to try this, DO NOT treat it like a tooth implant you go to Costa Rica for and pay 25% what you would here. It's your DICK.
  23. TBH, I don't remember exactly. I started dating someone who was more of a top (and had a huge dick) and it was something he was already into. I was in my early 30s (around 1996-7) and he was a little older and more experienced with kink than me. I was just finding my way and figuring out what I liked (I learned I DO NOT like pain at all). Anyway Brad tried fisting me but he has REALLY big hands (freaky large) and it wasn't happening. But we used to go to parties together and at one of those I took my first fist from a stranger. It was really hot but I don't remember much of the details, except that it was on a doctor's exam table with my feet in stirrups. I was SO into it. Then a few years later (after dating a vanilla guy for a few years) I discovered chems and that led to giant toys in my cunt and a DP or two. 🙂
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