Sfmike64

Of all the men I’ve ever had sex with. I’ve never been with someone who had hyper spermia, but I sure would love to feel that ginormous load shooting in my ass.

I'm gonna date myself now. The only thing I ever shoplifted was porn magazines. In my hometown (Champaign, IL) there was a bookstore across the street from the bus stop going home. I used to go in there all the time waiting for the bus home. That was when I discovered Honcho (THE BEST), Mandate, Blueboy, Playguy, etc. This would've been around 1979. I was 15. I would shoplift them, until I finally clocked the owner of the bookstore was gay (the other owner was I think his sister). He sold them to me no questions. They were only $1.95. I wish I still had all those old Honcho magazines! That's where I discovered that I really preferred stories to pictures. My problem with most porn these days is that no one is having any fun. They usually look bored. My favorite porn guy is Joel Someone because he's sexy as fuck and ALWAYS looks like he's having fun. He made a fun video with King Dwarf (I also dig short guys) where they're both laughing and having a blast. To me that's super sexy.

He hasn't logged on in many years now (I just checked....2017.) It's too bad, and I, too, hope he's OK. I've shot a lot of loads from his stories.

That sounds like the start of a porn story.

Sent me a private message and I can help you.

Your mom: "hold my beer." You just don't remember. 🙂 I once went to see my doctor (a lesbian) in SF and asked her about a mark on my dick. She said not to worry, just a zit. Then I started laughing and told her...."I just realized that other than my mother changing my diapers as a baby, you're the only woman who's ever touched my dick." She had a lot of gay male patients (she was a prominent HIV doc) and thought this was HILARIOUS.

Ah. Not to yuck someone's yum, but....no.

Bend over sexy pig.

== Results from bdsmtest.org: == 98% Voyeur 97% Exhibitionist 95% Non-monogamist 94% Degrader 93% Switch 90% Experimentalist 85% Degradee 76% Dominant 67% Brat tamer 64% Sadist 60% Primal (Hunter) 26% Rigger 26% Submissive 22% Owner 19% Master/Mistress 18% Vanilla 10% Daddy/Mommy 9% Pet 0% Ageplayer 0% Brat 0% Little 0% Masochist 0% Primal (Prey) 0% Rope bunny 0% Slave Interesting. I consider myself 100% Daddy.

YES YES YES YES YES. What does it take to get to see a pic of your ass?

I'm firmly convinced that there would be no more war if straight men just figured out how much pleasure their assholes could give them. It's not gay sex if your WIFE is fucking your ass with a dildo. But instead we spend trillions on stupid fake cocks like ICBMs and fighter jets.

Yeah, I was only 18 or so when I got giardia from eating someone's ass who wasn't clean. IT WAS NOT FUN. Luckily I tolerate Flagyl pretty well. Lots of people don't. You NEVER want an intestinal infection. My ex had amoebas once and they were hard to diagnose and super unpleasant.

How come I’m not pumping a load into your Cunt right now?

I'm confused. What did he want you to do?

You KNOW there is Santa slash fiction. Not really my thing, but I'm sure some people are really really into it. Ultimately if there's a thing, men (almost always men) have fetishized it.

Sorry for the delay guys. I thought i had painted myself into a corner, but a quiet night alone with some weed gummies got me moving on this again. I think there will be one or two more parts and then this one will be over. ============ 5. A family of whores We all laughed and Justin reached down and and buried his tongue in Ben’s mouth. Then he got Ben back on his hands and knees, face to face with Adam and spat on his furry hole. Justin slid his cock all the way inside the big jock boy in one thrust and said “fuck. This pussy has some miles on it.” Ben laughed and said “I’ve been a greedy hole for a while now. I’ve already taken 4 loads tonight. I fucking want MORE.” Adam whimpered because I was watching Justin and Ben fuck and neglecting my boy’s cunt. I started to fuck Adam’s hole hard while he begged me for as much of my cock as would fit inside him. I spat in his face and told him what a dirty whore he was for taking so many strangers’ loads in a dirty bath house. He just moaned and leaned over to make out with his boyfriend. They looked incredibly hot together. Both furry as fuck. One tall, one very short and both dirty fuckin pigs taking loads. After a few minutes I could feel my load coming on and looked into Adam’s eyes and said “you ready for it, baby boy? You ready for Dad to knock your sexy cunt up?” Adam looked at me with his huge pupils, spat in my face and said “is that all you got, Daddy Faggot? Come on you can do better than that.” He spat again, this time right in my eye, and quickly grabbed my head and pulled it down so he could lick the spit off my face. I continued to fuck Adam on the bed, with Ben right next to him. They were furiously making out and Ben kept reaching over to feel my fat cock slide in and out of my son’s front hole. He was almost jerking me off while I fucked Adam’s cunt. They both moaned as they made out, and I could feel a huge orgasm building in my nuts. I’d rarely been so turned on before. I realized I was about to go over the falls and saw that Justin was just ahead of me, pounding Ben’s big muscle jock ass. Ben started to egg him on, begging for his load. “Please breed me, sir! Please dump your babies in my pussy. I need to get knocked up SO bad. Please, sir! Give me a load in my worthless faggot cumdump.” Justin laughed and said “don’t worry jock boy. It’s coming. Right. About. NOW.” Then he held his cock all the way inside Ben’s hole and I could see his nuts throbbing. Justin pulled off a hat trick by breeding everyone in the room. He still had to fuck Adam’s butt cunt for a perfect score. Watching Justin breed Ben’s huge ass turned me on so much that I immediately went rigid and my cock dumped the biggest load I’d shot in months inside my son’s cunt. Adam grabbed my ass with one hand and pulled my cock as far inside his hole as he could. With his other hand he grabbed my face and shoved his tongue so far in my mouth I thought it would come out my nose. I had to pull away from his kiss so I could take in some air, but then I immediately shoved my tongue back in his mouth and continued to kiss my sexy little fag boy as hard as I could. My cock slowly deflated and slid out of his cunt. Ben immediately dove onto Adam’s front hole with Justin’s cock still up his ass. Justin continued to periodically thrust so his cock stayed lodged all the way inside Ben. Ben was happy as a pig in shit and ate Adam’s cunt ravenously, coming up for air with a huge grin on his face. “FUCK DUDE. I can’t believe I just ate your Dad’s cum out of your cunt!” Sperm was dripping off his beard, and I leaned over to kiss him and licked some of it up. Then we all collapsed on the bed and I noticed the was door open. Justin laughed and said “I thought you guys would enjoy an audience.” We all laughed and invited the guys watching in the hallway in for a turn at whichever hole they wanted to breed. The first one up was the tall blonde kid from the dark room, waving his big fat cock around. “Who’s up for another load, faggots? I already fucked the dad, how about I fuck the son? So fucking hot. Which hole you want my cock in, pig? Your choice.” Adam laughed, rolled onto his back and spread his cunt. “Fuck my front hole, pig. I love feeling a tall guy pressing down on me while his cock is shoved all the way in my hole.” He spread his cunt lips apart and jizz continued to leak out of his hole. He scooped it up and rubbed it all over his boy cock. Then he grabbed the blonde guy’s cock and lubed it up with more scum from his pussy. The guy just moaned and said “FUUUUUUCK. This boy is SPUN UP. Should we spin him higher and keep breeding him all night?” Adam pulled the guy’s cock toward him, scooting off the end of the bed to give the guy easier access to his cunt. I got up on the bed and started making out with him, whispering in his ear to ask him his name. “It’s Jack, and you?” I told him everyone’s name so we would know who was breeding who. I reached around to touch his hole and could feel that it had been used as well. I pulled my finger out his hole and shoved it in first my mouth, then his. “How many loads, son?” “Oh, you like that, fag daddy? You wanna fuck my pussy too? Got 6 loads in there already.” I laughed and said “of course, son. But first I wanna watch you rape another load into Adam’s sloppy cumdump. Justin was sitting up, idly playing with his cock, watching Jack fuck Adam, while another random furry guy walked up behind Ben, pushed his head down, pulled his ass up and slid his cock inside Adam’s boyfriend. Now they were both taking cock like the whores they were. The guy fucking Ben didn’t last long and dumped what sounded like a big load in Ben’s hole. Another guy quickly took his place and 3 other guys pulled a train on Ben’s ass while Jack fucked my son. I got behind Jack on my hands and knees on the floor and ate his furry ass (the only part of him that was furry was his ass and legs), teasing the loads out of his boy cunt. “Fuck yeah, Daddy. Do that. Eat those loads out of my pussy. He reached around behind himself and pulled my face into his hole as hard as he could, all the while keeping his cock inside my son. I pulled my face off his hole and caught my breath, breathing in his sweaty nuts and soon started stroking them. Jack moaned loudly and said “fuck yeah, Daddy, pull on my nuts. Pull on them hard. Yank em!” I laughed and grabbed onto his balls, twisting his low hanging fruit as hard as I could. Jack moaned like a whore, while I dove back into his hole sucking out as much stranger cum as I could as he started his shallow breathing and I could tell he was going to shoot his load. Jack bellowed loudly and leaned down and yanked Adam’s face off Ben’s so he could kiss my boy as he was breeding him. We all lay in a heap on the bed again as the last car of the train pulled into the station and unloaded another load in Ben’s hole. This time from a thick, hairy cubby guy with a huge uncut cock. That rando took off and I shut the door so the five of us could take a breather. Justin reached over and grabbed another one of my buttplugs and shoved it in Ben’s pussy. After a couple minutes of making out with Adam and playing with his front hole, I took two more plugs and shoved them in each of his holes, causing him to yelp a little bit. I looked at the four of them, grinned and said “I dunno about you faggots, but I gotta take a wicked piss.”

Piss turns into ammonia. If you want to keep it around, freeze it. You can always make more. If you leave it sitting around (like in a bottle) it will get NASTY. If it does, pour it in the toilet.

I may have told this story before, but what the hell. I was living in SF about 2011 or so, and a guy hit me up on Scruff. Turned out he was a smokin hot short, furry cubby trans guy. He was the shy one. His also short, thinner smooth trans boyfriend was the instigator. We met at a sex club on a Saturday afternoon so it was super quiet and low key and fun. We talked and played and I fucked and ate out both of them and LOVED IT. I asked them both beforehand what to call their front hole and they both said CUNT. So cunt it was. I'm pretty verbal so I loved that answer. I loved the taste of their cunts and the lubrication tasted just like pre-cum to me. They found this REALLY hilarious. We played a time or two again but they broke up and then I moved to NOLA. SUCH nice people, both of them. I was hooked. I'm really into short men, so trans guys often turn my head since I tend to notice really short men (I'm 5'7" and love it when guys look up to me!)

This is one of those things that changes over time. I'm 60 and was a slut for decades. Adult bookstores, bathhouses, back rooms. But now that I'm older I'm not nearly as interested in random anon hookups. It's just that I have different needs and wants now. Neither is better, it's just different. 🙂. I recently met a hot cubby 35-ish boy on asspig and I've been fisting him regularly lately. It's so much fun. We're working up to double fist (I have nice small hands).

That's not a hole it's a cunt.

So you're an Antarctic slut, too. Fucking pig.

I think it really depends on the situation and scene. One of the rudest things was something I saw in a dark room was in Paris at The Keller. Dude was getting fisted and the top just pulled out and walked away. It was so fucking rude. At least help the bottom up or ask him if he wants to get up. Just cause we're pigs doesn't mean we can't be kind. He did want to get up. I helped him, he invited me to another bar and I got back to my hotel at about 6AM smelling of piss and cum. He invited me into his pig pen. I won in that case.

This happened to me as well. I occasionally reposted dirty stuff and bantered with porn actors I thought were hot (Joel Someone can do ANYTHING HE WANTS TO ME, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE!) And I got banned. For no apparent reason. I made a new dirty account but hardly ever look at it.

Hubby: "It's a scent NOT A FLAVOR."

I may have posted this story elsewhere on the site, but.....this happened to me a LONG time ago. "The egg man." I met this guy in the bar near my house in Cambridge, MA in 1988 when I hadn't lived there long. I was 23. He was a teacher so he couldn't hook up that night. We made plans for Friday. I went to his house (on the train in a snowstorm) and he picked me up. We go to the house (close in suburbs) and it's clear he lives with his parents. He tells me they're in Florida for the winter. We eat, we go downstairs, start making out, smoke a little weed, get in bed, naked. And he just lays there. I try to draw him out. Figure out what his deal is (I had no experience of kink at this point). Nothing. Finally he says, "hang on." Goes up stairs and comes back with a carton of eggs. "Do you want me to throw them at you?" This seemed the most obvious thing. I was game. But this sounded weird and messy. But it wasn't my house, so I didn't have to clean up the mess. "No, throw them at the wall." So I do. And he still just lies there. Finally I get bored, knowing I'm stuck here until the morning. And go out and sit on the sofa (basement apartment!). He comes out a few minutes later, and says "I think you should leave." I said. "How do you expect me to do that?" He says “I'll take you to the subway in Malden." FINE. I get dressed, and OF COURSE the car gets stuck at the end of the driveway in the snow and slush. I had to get out and push, AND then stepped in a huge puddle of icy water. He took me to the T (subway) station and I called my friend Stefan who lived nearby. Thankfully he was home, and he came and picked me up and took me home. We went to the same bar where I had met the Egg Man and I met another guy who I ended up dating for 6 months (a sexy hunrgry bottom and greatfuck who turned out to be a Republican). I never saw The Egg Man again, but when I told this story to people they knew exactly who he was, but they called him "Boots."