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Sfmike64

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  1. You couldn't because your mouth cunt would be full of another stranger's cock.
  2. Can I ask a favor? This is REALLY hot, but in the future, break up the paragraphs, please? It makes it really hard to read. Thanks!
  3. I have been using Windscribe on Mac (and iOS/iPadOS) for about 5-6 years now. I'm very happy with it. It's inexpensive, has lots of endpoints (right now I'm connected to Montreal Expo 67) and their support has been quite responsive when I have needed to ask them questions. Mostly, though, you can set it and forget it. I would expect the Windows version to be similar though I haven't used it much. I will say, though, that the idea that you can run a VPN 24x7 and just forget that it's there isn't realistic. Services that rely on location services will report the wrong location (duh) so you can't use shopping apps to order merchandise, because the website/app will think you're in the wrong country/state. But turning it on and off is simple. I've also set mine up for what's called "Inclusive" split tunnelling. That means that it ONLY uses the VPN for web sites that I've told it to, including this one. I like how Windscribe's app is small and unobtrusive and the interface is pretty simple and easy to use. Just make sure that if you live in a state/country that is blocked you don't choose the "Best Location" option, as it will choose something close to you that will likely also be blocked. They also have an odd idea about geography. Atlanta is US-Central, but Chicago is US-East. Go figure.
  4. I could EAT.
  5. This reminds me of an experience I had at 18 (but flipped on its head) when I got genital warts on the tip of my dick. Looks like a cute little cauliflower growing out of your piss slit. The urologist was perplexed and said "how did you get this?" And I said "I'm pretty sure it was from anal sex." AND THE DOCTOR TURNED BEET RED. I mean it was 1982, but COME ON DUDE. You're a fucking DOCTOR. The best part was that I later found out he was my parents NEIGHBOR and lived down the street from us. To his credit, he recovered and treated me for them with no fuss (took two tries, medication and then minor surgery). Unfortunately, I gave them to someone in the ass because I didn't know I had them when I fucked him and no one was using condoms then. I only found that out when a friend started dating the guy I had tricked with.
  6. Look at the good you do.
  7. One of the reasons I'm glad I figured out I was a faggot when I was 12 (1976 for those of you who are counting...)
  8. The older I get the less I care. It's not my damage and I'm not looking to marry him (got one of those, thank you). If he's a mess I can't fix that. I'm just there for the dick/ass/piss/sling whatever.
  9. Oh you kids today. BACK IN MY DAY we had to drop a quarter in the machine to watch the silent Super 8mm grainy pic of Al Parker while taking dicks through a glory hole! ROFL!!! Personally I think I'd prefer someone not do this. I have a current fisting buddy who always plays music that doesn't really work for me but I like playing with his cunt so I let Madonna play. Porn would just make me laugh. So much of the time, no one is having any fun (with some exceptions) and it shows. For me, if porn is playing on a TV it's easier to tune out than if someone is focused on watching it on their phone.
  10. Reminds me of the line from The Rose (Bette Midler's first movie, 1979) where Rose (basically Janis Joplin) says...."Long about 4:00 in the morning when your man comes home with WHISKEY on his breath and the smell of another woman.........on his.....PERSON."
  11. You just wrote the opening to a great porn story. There are so many places it could go. Chems, pain, humiliation, piss, fisting, toys, gang raping.
  12. He can walk all the way to my house. With a plug in his gape.
  13. I'm SO with you. As soon as I saw boys and men in the locker room at the pool where my sister and I spent countless afternoons in the early 1970s I was in lust. When boys started having to wear jocks and complained about it, I didn't get why they didn't like them. I couldn't explain why at 13 but I loved them.
  14. No matter what the topic is whenever someone channels Maude Flanders and says "WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!" they don't really give a shit about children. Guaranteed.
  15. DAMN. If he's 5'4" then he's a god. If not he's just hot as fuck. I could eat!
  16. That's because you're a well trained faggot.
  17. TBH, I would simply tell that person that he was being dumb and block him. I don't wanna fuck anyone that ignorant.
  18. I would very much recommend against doing this. You WANT to be able to feel what's going in your hole. If there's a problem and you feel it you want to STOP so you don't have a tear in your rectum.
  19. Hope you have a good time. We wanna hear the details!
  20. Sfmike64

    needs a top up.png

    I could EAT.
  21. Another one that rapes you no matter how many times and how enthusiastically you consent.
  22. When I was a baby gay in the early 80s someone said to me "small cocks are for sucking, big cocks are for fucking." You can certainly suck on a smaller cock a lot longer than one that stretches your jaw....OINK.
  23. He's so fucking sexy. Wish there were more videos of Dylan the Community Cumdump.
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