what NOT to do if you're a cumdump hosting

[bottomforsize]

Lately I've been trying to pay it forward a bit by breeding a few of my brother cumdumps, and I've been pretty amazed at how, um, clueless some of them seem to be in terms of how to host a breeding scene. As a no-load-refused spermwhore, I take a lot of pride in my work and really go out of my way to give the tops who unload in me a high quality experience, and it gives me a lot of grief for other load takers out there to be so totally fucking it up. Maybe I'm alone here, but I'm going to start a list of what NOT to do if you're going to put your ass up for anonymous guys to fuck and fill in the hopes that bottoms everywhere will up their game and give their tops a pump and dump to remember:

1. Bad lighting - seriously, the one fluorescent bulb at your cheap motel isn't doing you any favors. Use candles - fake ones if you have to - or at least bring the lights down low.

2. Regular TV playing - wtf? I didn't come to watch D-list celebrities hawk cheap crap on a late night infomercial - put some porn on, and if you don't have any, turn the TV off.

3. Bad music - you may be into hyper tweaker music, but there's a good chance the guy about to shoot his sperm in your hole isn't - this isn't a dance floor, so go with some mood music (google "good music to fuck to") or at least keep the volume down to where your moans are louder than anything.

4. No parking - probably a big issue only in bigger cities, but if you're hosting random tops you gotta let give em a place to park before they cream you - type up a set of instructions for access to your hole for dudes who drive and dudes who don't, and send em out in your FIRST hookup email. Sometime a top will make a choice on which local cumdump to breed on the basis of whose hole is easiest to access - don't give him any reason to resent the fact that getting his cock to your cunt is harder than he thought.

5. Security - wow, this one feels like a no-brainer, but for guys who are hosting ass-up in their apartment or renting a motel room - choose one with easy street access, and if you can't offer that, then let your breeders know about the security situation / how to minimize the weirdness of walking past it as soon as you offer your puss for service.

Sorry for the rant - the intention was to start a forum for cumdumps to learn how to better serve their tops. Tops, if you have suggestions of your own, I hope you'll add em here.

Edited April 13, 2014 by bottomforsize

[MackyJay]

Thanks for the advice. Been wanting to host and take some multiple loads sometime myself. Cannot host at home for sure and also most likely not in a motel but not sure. Been thinking about a nice warm weather outing in a park here. What do you think of that. There is a somewhat of a 'cruising' park here although this town is usually pretty dead and it is quite private at the back of this park. Can see the only parking from this private spot but not be seen from the parking. Would love to meet there and just get bent over a picnic table or laid on my back on it and take several loads. What would your thinking about this be?

[MackyJay]

Forgot to add that the most I have ever had was two guys and three loads in one day before.

[TigerMilner]

Great idea man, In this culture of youth before the wisdom of age this is how we take back the respect we deserve from the young who know nothing. Your five suggestions are spot on. Especially the security issue and parking. Here are a few additional ones:

-Participate. They didn't come to fuck a corpse. Don't just lay there like one. But don't take over the fuck either.

-Don't list where in the ad. Especially if you are doing a park or public restroom. Don't tell the cops where to find you. Hotels don't like their names in Craigslist posts. It's just stupid.

-No cologne. Some men don't like it, and some are allergic. And if your anon top wears cologne, you don't want your scent competing with his.

-Douche. A clean hole is a good fuck. Don't serve up a dirty one.

[mike43]

Great tips guys thanks

[Allamericanjock8]

Nice! I'm a no cock refused cum dump myself! Love to take multiple cocks in a day and love sucking each one clean after it pulls out of my cumdump! The more loaded my ass gets, the better those cocks taste after they pull out!

[AndyOboy]

As a cum dump bottom, I would like to suggest that if you are a top and say you are going to cum and load me. Please show up. It seems the no show rate is around 75%. All that cum not in my ass makes me sad.

[melvin0095]

"All that cum not in my ass makes me sad."I love this line.... I am sure it fits many of us, thanks.

[MackyJay]

I agree with Tiger for sure do not list where in the ad. That definitely makes it easier for the cops to harass you for having fun. Clean out for sure. I usually try to clean out about 2 hours before meeting anyone and then again about a half hour before to make sure it is clean as possible. Do try to be courteous too. A nice smile makes almost anything go better.

[BBCumSlut79]

Tiger and Bottom have great points. I'd only add to be sure you know what the top is wanting. If they want a quick pump and dump (I have gotten a ton of loads this way), the ambiance, porn, whatever matters less...

[cumslut23]

Great points everyone! Also describe yourself in your add (eg shaven or not shaven, cologne or no cologne etc). When you do the whole blindfold thing, make sure everything is locked or hidden and be prepared to be filmed (or that someone takes pictures of you....). So if you don't want to be the new xtube star, wear a mask.

[BBCumSlut79]

Hell yes CumSlut...even though my face wasn't in the video, there is an XTUBE of me getting bred which my friend found because he recognized me sheets and bed frame. LOL

[txlaw69]

Hell yes CumSlut...even though my face wasn't in the video, there is an XTUBE of me getting bred which my friend found because he recognized me sheets and bed frame. LOL

BBCumSlut79 -- you should post the link to that video, so that we can all "learn from" it. :-)

[Bttm2go]

A lot of very good advice here. Most of it is common sense.

[TigerMilner]

I totally agree with AndyOboy on this, though it needs to be a thread of it's own. I got stood up by a guy last night who texted me two hours later wanting to know if I was still waiting? Said he took a nap. Like that matters. All I know is that he is an asshole. He stood me up. Does he really think I'll be in the mood to see him two hours later? My no show rate is no where near 75%, so when I do get stood up, it stings more since it usually doesn't happen. And it never happens twice. Um, except for my one young fuck buddy who broke 3 of my ribs last fall. Yeah I know, I should dump him for good, and I currently am not seeing him, but I know i am weak when it comes to a big fat uncut cock. The last time we spoke, a few weeks ago, he had stood me up then wanted to come fuck later. I told him I seriously would not be in the mood to douche and get ready for him knowing he may or may not show up. He is young, but he needs to get his shit together, and learn not to treat you main piece of ass like they don't matter. lol That is my rant for today.

As a cum dump bottom, I would like to suggest that if you are a top and say you are going to cum and load me. Please show up. It seems the no show rate is around 75%. All that cum not in my ass makes me sad.