What slang do you use for your penis?

[Guest SBBOY]

What slang do you use for your penis? I hate it when guys say "willy", sounds too child like. Do you have an actual real name for your meat?

[Bear4Breeding]

Cock or Dick. No actual name for it.

[Guest SBBOY]

Same here, cock/dick/meat but thats about it

Cock or Dick. No actual name for it.

[Guest SBBOY]

Anyone know of friends etc that have names or weird references etc? Strangest name you've heard someone describe their cock as?

[leaker30]

My older brother used to call his Russel the love muscle. And it was a nice one too (and before anybody asks, no we never did anything)

[MackyJay]

I call mine Harold, or Harry for short because he's not long. LOL

[breedmeup]

I call mine a cocklet. As a total bottom it's not like a real cock and does not get used like one.

[evilqueerpig]

A weapon of mass infection!

[BluEyeDevil69]

I prefer to reference my man meat as "Johnson", and my balls as my "boys ".. that being said is also refer to my Johnson as intact rather than uncut, cuz it's grammatically correct that way. I do also use general improper slang in reference to my cock/package in a causal way like manhood, man meat, and sausage and potatoes

[BC_Bottom]

I feel compelled to quote the great Robin Williams. "The heat seeking moisture missile."

[PERVERSATILE]

usually Dick-

as in

"u sure do look pretty

with ur Daddy's Dick in ur mouth"

the rest of the time

Cock

My Junk

or Lil' Elvis

[Poz1956]

Sometimes when I'm feeling horny my status line on a hook-up website reads "Probe me with your one eyed trouser trout!"

I usually refer to mine as my Cock, or Dick. If I've used the others too much, I resort to Pecker.

[Bothloveraw]

I prefer to reference my man meat as "Johnson", and my balls as my "boys ".. that being said is also refer to my Johnson as intact rather than uncut, cuz it's grammatically correct that way. I do also use general improper slang in reference to my cock/package in a causal way like manhood, man meat, and sausage and potatoes

Dick is my name of choice and mine is "intact" as well. I'll make sure to use that term more often now

[jackplowboy]

Jim and the twins

[Bttm2go]

Just like cock. Sometimes dick.