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Math is Hard & So am I. I think it's cute y'all keep count. There ain't no first prize for taking the most loads. The Load Is The Prize.

-xoxo

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7 hours ago, PERVERSATILE said:

Math is Hard & So am I. I think it's cute y'all keep count. There ain't no first prize for taking the most loads. The Load Is The Prize.

A Pearl of Wisdom.

(Pearls are hard, too.)

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12 hours ago, ErosWired said:

A Pearl of Wisdom.

(Pearls are hard, too.)

''You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think.'' -Dorothy Parker

"There are 3 things you have to know to be a 50$ Hooker:

You gotta know how to act.  You gotta know how to fuck.

And you gotta know how to count to fifty." -China Blue

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22 hours ago, PERVERSATILE said:

Math is Hard & So am I. I think it's cute y'all keep count. There ain't no first prize for taking the most loads. The Load Is The Prize.

-xoxo

Brilliant!

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3 hours ago, PERVERSATILE said:

“There are 3 things you have to know to be a 50$ Hooker:

You gotta know how to act.  You gotta know how to fuck.

And you gotta know how to count to fifty." -China Blue

Wouldn’t the same three things apply to a fifty-cent hooker?

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37 minutes ago, ErosWired said:

Wouldn’t the same three things apply to a fifty-cent hooker?

That would be a ''Two-bit  Whore'' and there's a huge difference, like almost a 49 dollars & 50 cents difference.

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6 hours ago, PERVERSATILE said:

That would be a ''Two-bit  Whore'' and there's a huge difference, like almost a 49 dollars & 50 cents difference.

I’m confused. I would act the same, and fuck the same, if I was on tap for fifty greenbacks or fifty pennies, but men take me for free anyway. Maybe it’s because I suck at math? I know that I lost count of how many loads I’ve taken a lo-o-o-ng time ago.

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1 hour ago, ErosWired said:

I’m confused. I would act the same, and fuck the same, if I was on tap for fifty greenbacks or fifty pennies, but men take me for free anyway. Maybe it’s because I suck at math? I know that I lost count of how many loads I’ve taken a lo-o-o-ng time ago.

Old joke

to a lady:

”would you have sex with me for $10,000?

”Sure”

”How abou ten bucks”

”Certainly not! Do you think I’m a whore?”

”We’ve already established that fact, now we’re just negotiating the price”

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Great question and I will come back after I finish counting with the best of my memory. I have taken and been bred raw three different loads the same day at the most at different times. I bottomed bareback with three different guys in Albuquerque after my divorce. Two loads in my motel room and another at a video booth booty call at an ABS.

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