Guest Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 I want to know how depraved you all get. What is the nastiest, speediest, most vile thing you've used as lubrication? How did the bottom do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinkasianboy Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 I was the bottom, guy used piss and spit. I guess basic, but a start to the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFSloppyAznBottom Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 In group situations, the cum and fluid inside the other bottoms. Being a massive cumdump I was usually the source of their lube tho😂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinkysuBB Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 Last party I was at, whatever was stuck to a big dildo after it came out of the last bottom was used to lube me up when it got shoved in me. The host wanted to wash all the toys each time, but most of us bottoms were well past giving a fuck about that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Close2MyBro Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 My brother used a pat of butter he took from a restaurant to fuck me while we were on the road traveling. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinkysuBB Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, Close2MyBro said: My brother used a pat of butter he took from a restaurant to fuck me while we were on the road traveling. I love it! Not so crazy really though. Crisco is basically the same thing, just less natural, and that’s sold as lube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bredbiyou Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 When I was a teen, a guy I met in a park fucked me using a take-out pack of mustard we found under the seat of his truck. It was better than nothing, but its smell really worked its way into my skin so I returned home with an ass reeking of mustard. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssoranaid Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 1 minute ago, bredbiyou said: When I was a teen, a guy I met in a park fucked me using a take-out pack of mustard we found under the seat of his truck. It was better than nothing, but its smell really worked its way into my skin so I returned home with an ass reeking of mustard. It must have hurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bredbiyou Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, ssoranaid said: It must have hurt Yeah, it did sting a bit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilalex Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 Blood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1000GUYS Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 phlegm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairyone Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 I went to a leather event many years ago where they supplied BUTTER FLAVORED Crisco for the fisting party! I didn't attend the fisting event but heard it was gritty and smelled like a bakery. LOL The hosting club had sent their lesbian member who wasn't into fisting to do the shopping. She got a very important education. 🤣 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melvin0095 Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 I have used all of the likely suspects, mayo, butter, Crisco.... someone else's cum I did have a roommate years ago that used transmission fluid. I woke up smelling the crap, and his bed looked like he had murdered someone. Trick was long gone with a sore hole I am sure. Poor guys dick was burning once he sobered up. Finally settled on dish soap to take it off. I think he lost a layer of skin over the next few days. In his drunken state he seemed to have forgotten I had a giant bottle of lube in my room. We laughed about it for decades. I miss him, had not thought about him or that story in a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pumpinmyhole Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 On 11/18/2020 at 11:22 AM, hairyone said: I went to a leather event many years ago where they supplied BUTTER FLAVORED Crisco for the fisting party! I didn't attend the fisting event but heard it was gritty and smelled like a bakery. LOL The hosting club had sent their lesbian member who wasn't into fisting to do the shopping. She got a very important education. 🤣 OMG! This is the funniest sexual mishap I think I've ever read! I'm DYING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hungrycumpig Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 Blood and piss! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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