eurotopnyc Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 10. Clean up, kid. I like it dirty, but not literally. 9. Call me a traditionalist, but I like my boyholes plucked and shaved. 8. Condoms? Your neighbor sports a perfect bubble and will give it to me bare. 7. So it hurts a bit in the beginning? It's supposed to, boy. 6. No, I'm not slowing down. Hit the poppers and take it like a pro. 5. Doggy, missionary, sideways? I like'em all and you'll give up your ass any way I like it. 4. I'm fucking you and you're telling me you want a gangbang. Tell me why you should be thinking about other cocks right now. 3. Don't tell me where to dump my load. It's going up your ass and you knew that when we started. 2. Do I want you to cum? Haven't thought about it but now that you mention it: No. 1. Ah... You cleaned my cock! I'm definitely coming back, slut. 15 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast-Bottom Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Nice!! :-D I don't do the plucked/shaved ass thing though as shaving gives me a rash :-( I suppose I would consider Veet or waxing my ass for the right Top :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty Raw Bottom Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Not usually a stickler for rules, but would have no probs complying with this list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanboyxxx Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 Any good bottom will clean his tops cock when finished and I like your style of in control. Bottoms should never ask the top about cumming or where the load is going that's just bad manners! hate it when my top suddenly slows down for no reason, I like em to slam it to me and damn right that is why I have poppers in hand! Just a few of my own thoughts on the matter well stated eurotopnyc if you were close I'd be looking to meet with you! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cumgeek Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 But i need to eat cum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hole4bbuse Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 Sir - perfect rules thanks - at your service ~pig_sub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BootmanLA Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 Like most "rules" these need to be taken with a grain (or shaker) of salt. They may be *this* top's rules but I can assure you they aren't agreed upon by all tops, nor should any bottom feel at all negatively if he fails to "live up" to one top's preferences. "Ten things I insist on from bottoms who I'm lucky enough to get to use" might be a better title for the list. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasie Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 nice rules! i follow them very diligently! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achilles765 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 agreed on all of them. I live by those tenets haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumaParTyBeasT Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 I have to applaud this one. Great set of rules for anyone who gets fucked to follow. Even if they are given in a comedic fashion. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 [quote=eurotopnyc;1978 2. Do I want you to cum? Haven't thought about it but now that you mention it: No. HAHA YES its so true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thick Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Good rules but this top actually prefers hairy ass-pussy. that hair around the sphincter adds just the right amount of texture when Im dicking it. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HungLatinDom Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Same here. I just love a hairy hole, and a shaved one turns me off. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lpoolcumdump Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Shaved or hairy tell me how you like it and I will aim to please, as for rules this cunt just does as he is told, no need to set rules in advance, your fucking me, your in charge. I am just a hole for your pleasure. As for me cumming? All the pleasure I need is in serving you Sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottymzup Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Excellent rules! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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