BritishCumdump Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Okay guys, what are your top peeves or aggravations when hooking up somewhere? Too loud? Unwashed? Catfish? I'll go first, getting fucked by nervous guys. I'm a cumslut, I don't mind what you look like or how big your dick is, I don't need to be pleasured, I get off on being used and knowing that a guy was able to get off because of me. I get so many guys who stop fucking half way and ask if I'm sure it's okay or if they're doing a good enough job, and I'm like "that's why I was moaning and telling you to not stop". It puts me in the awkward position of having to stop myself saying "your dick is too small and I can barely feel it so please just breed me and go". One guy last week was fucking me in a sling at the sauna and he kept stopping whenever he felt any movement around him and looking around. He fucked me on and off for 20 minutes and queues of guys built up behind him and got sick of waiting. I asked him why afterwards and he said he was scared his husband would walk in on us. Why the fuck would you go to a gay sauna with your husband if you didn't expect him to fuck other people? I should have just pushed him away and yelled next 🙄 5 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourNoLimitsBottom Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Bottoms that pretend to be tops to get you in the bedroom. Then they want you to fuck them. I walk out. 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njn0mc Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 55 minutes ago, YourNoLimitsBottom said: Bottoms that pretend to be tops to get you in the bedroom. Then they want you to fuck them. I walk out. Friggin hate when that happens 🤬 Had that happen more than once! I most of the time will leave. I get pissed wasting the prep time and getting all horned up to get fucked 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigforcum Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Smelly people, house is a total shit hole, smokers breath, wanting to use a condom. All no no's 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NWUSHorny Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Guys that want to hookup and not fuck. If neither of us takes a cock up the ass we did not have sex, and no I don't want to "hookup" again and not have sex. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunCheerSlut Posted March 23, 2022 Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 Great topic, love it. I have several pet peeves - the ones listed above are on-point. My personal pet peeve is people who think or claim they have NEVER had an STI when they have never gone for testing...? I guess no symptoms means you've never had something? Whatever...ignorance is bliss I suppose. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritishCumdump Posted March 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 3 hours ago, FunCheerSlut said: Great topic, love it. I have several pet peeves - the ones listed above are on-point. My personal pet peeve is people who think or claim they have NEVER had an STI when they have never gone for testing...? I guess no symptoms means you've never had something? Whatever...ignorance is bliss I suppose. Yeah! I've had a fair few STIs but I've never had symptoms. I'm just a responsible cumdump that gets checked regularly. Some guys brag about never getting STIs and I just think they haven't had enough sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritishCumdump Posted March 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 3 hours ago, NWUSHorny said: Guys that want to hookup and not fuck. If neither of us takes a cock up the ass we did not have sex, and no I don't want to "hookup" again and not have sex. Fuuuck I've not had this before. I've had guys that are not able to perform when we get down to it but not actual timewasters that still turn up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErosWired Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 Tops. Using. Poppers. It seems like half the Tops who fuck me want to use my poppers. I tell them, “Poppers kill erections.” ”Oh, no, man, that never happens to me.” *~snifff~* Then he spends the next fifteen minutes trying to stuff his limp noodle up my cunt, and taking more hits of poppers as though that will harden him up again. Mister Top - Yes, I’m talking to you - you are not magically immune to the effects of poppers. Please, please stop. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rock-cock-jock Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 Guys who moan and comment like a bad porno. It'd be totally fine if a moan or groan came out naturally or if they said something that came from an authentic place. But, it annoys the hell out of me if a guy suddenly goes "mmm harder harder" in a really camp voice or pops in one of those meaningless porn sound effects. It just feels fake to me all of a sudden and it's become less about the sex and more about playing out a scene. I've become meaner in my old age though - now I just tell guys to shut the fuck up 😅 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medwaym Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 Guys who won't kiss, complete mood kill for me! Cock cheese, repulsive stuff! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 Guys who say they are masculine or dominant then are too nervous to direct me, when I clearly state I’m a total sub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Versholefun Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 Guy says they’re ready and want you to come to their place immediately and when you arrive, he spends an hour on nonsense while I’m stroking my cock. All the while he’s saying, “almost done and be right there” but that is all drowned out by the non stop yapping of two tiny devil dogs and the overwhelming smell of cat piss. And then magically you find out he WILL NOT do one thing he promised to get you to come over. 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hntnhole Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 This would be a "former" peeve, and since I no longer use apps to find BreedHoles, the peeve is no longer an issue. Most of the above-mentioned, but my pettest-of-peeves is when I distinctly mentioned (via profiles, texts, emails, phone calls, whatever) that I don't like fucking men that aren't "present" - i.e. flying high on some damn cloud, and they show up high as kites anyway. I want to be aware of the other guy's bodily reactions, be able to "read" his body for any signs of distress, and his eyes (or more precisely, the pupils) are the principal access point, as well as pulse, some other tell-tales. When they would show up "high", they didn't get past the front door. The past number of years I simply hit the fuckjoints, where I am not responsible for other's drug addictions. I know nothing of them, other than their Holes need Cocks, which need I am happy to provide. Only guys I know are invited to come over to fuck. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErosWired Posted March 24, 2022 Report Share Posted March 24, 2022 Guys who reply “On my way” … and never show up. Who in fact, if you observe the ‘distance from’ reading on the app, never budge one inch from where they were when they sent the message. I cannot understand this blatant and unnecessary lie that gets told with such frequency. Related: ”I’m just going to jump in the shower.” This is the fucking kiss of death for a hookup. 90% of the time, I’ll never see the guy. It doesn’t even have to be a cold shower to put them off. The last damn thing you want when a Top says he wants to fuck you is for him to get naked, warm and wet where he’s going to be touching himself with lube-like soap while thinking cock thoughts. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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