How To Increase The Load Count

[VersGuyAnon]

After a few weeks off, I'll be begging everyone!! 

[ErosWired]

On 8/20/2023 at 8:08 AM, muscmtl said:

Go to the gym for 2 years, do lots of roids, and be the bottom EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCK, instead of being "cross my fingers, hope i'm the only bottom within a 100 miles"

Spent my life in bathhouses, seen thousands of guys get up on the sling, then get off after half hour,  dejected, because not one top. Then go to their rooms, ass up, door opened, and leave few hours later, feeling even worse.

I keep reading stories about 20 loads, 30 loads, and my 40 years of experience with gay orgies tell me that's a lie. 

If you Dwaine The Rock Jonhson, then maybe you got five loads out of 20 tops, if you Bruce Villanch no loads no tops

Yall know Dawson's 20 load porn was staged right?

Come for me, I believe in one thing:  a guy claiming 20 loads in one night is Bill Clinton pointing his finger at me and telling me he didn't have sex with that women

 

 

It’s true that most claims of 20 and 30 loads on these boards are likely at least inflated if not fictional… but It actually does happen, and it doesn’t just happen to body-beautiful people. It can happen for men over 40 who have never set foot in a gym, but who have the sense to put themselves in the right location at an optimal time, who strategize how to make their availability obvious, and who are willing to take what comes along.

I know this is true because it has happened to me, more than once. My personal best is 34, but at Indy CumUnions, I’ve had tallies of 24 and 23. I’m over 50 years old, and I have never been to a gym. I have no reason to lie about this, and indeed, I am very careful not to even embellish my narrative of my experiences on here because I fear no one will believe me when I’m telling the absolute truth.

High load counts are, however, rare (there simply aren’t enough Tops to go around) and require a number of optimal factors to all converge at the same time, a lot like planets coming into alignment. The difference is, planets are predictable. With Tops, you can only set the stage as best you can at the best theatre you can get space in on the night with the best crowd, deliver your best performance, and hope for the best.

It also has to be said that it isn’t always the muscles outside that make the difference. A bottom who’s a mediocre fuck isn’t going to reach the 20-load threshold because one of the key factors that makes it happen is the “You gotta try this” effect: Word of mouth. A bottom’s cunt has to be good enough that Tops can’t help telling other Tops how good it is, so that other Tops want to try it for themselves. I’ve worked very hard to train my ass to deliver quality, and it’s paid off. That’s not bragging; if a guy who works out at the gym tells me he can bench press 250, my equivalent is to say my cunt has taken more than 20 in a night.