Am I too vanilla? How are you vanilla, or not vanilla?

[NWUSHorny]

The question is mostly sarcastic, but to be fair:

     I'm not into partying, haven't really even experimented and don't want to

     Was never into bug chasing

     Don't enjoy toys

     Don't enjoy fisting and have no desire to even try it as a bottom

     Don't really care about gear, although if you are wearing leather chaps you can definitely have my pole and/or hole

     Not into roleplay

     Consider cocksucking merely foreplay not the main entree

     Hate cuddling, frotting, petting and massage

     Not really romantic or even particularly affectionate

     Have never been romantic relationship with a man, only women up to this point

     Look like the normal somewhat nerdish educated professional guy next door

What I am is:

     Bisexual

     If we have any sexual attraction for each other I will fuck around with any male or female

     I don't need to know anything about you, other than that you are horny, to have sex with you

     Exhibitionist

     Will fuck anywhere/anytime I can somewhat reasonably assume I won't get arrested (I've pushed this one pretty hard, but have luckily never been arrested)

     Love group sex, and am a complete pig when I get half a chance

     Completely uninhibited about sticking my cock in someone

     Completely uninhibited about letting someone stick their cock in me

     Not at all shy at an orgy

     If there is a pig pile I will be in the middle of it fucking and/or getting fucked, licking, sucking and kissing at the same time if I can make it happen

     Love ATM

     Love felching

     I've been with thousands of people

     I am unfortunately poz

     Am almost always on the lookout for someone who is cruising

     Take sexcations at gay hotspots and fully live up my fantasies when I can

What about you, how are you vanilla or not vanilla?

       

[phillygwm]

I personally don't care to compare myself to others that way.  Most of the guys posting on here are a lot more wild than I am.  AFAIK, I'm more wild than most friends of mine.  

Ultimately, it's whatever gets you off (or doesn't get you off, if you're into that) 🙂

Edited 2 hours ago by phillygwm