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Seems more like a quiz than a test. This cumdump needs more of a challenge.

I've been taking loads from the time I was a teenager, and have pretty consistently averaged about 20 loads per week (sometimes less, sometimes a LOT more) ever since, so by my math I'm actually over 25,000 loads, almost all of them from different cocks. I sucked way more dick than I got fucked in my 20's, though, so I'd say only about 15% of that total were shot in my ass. I feel about 1% embarrassed by that number. The rest of me gets off on how much I love it when a guys cums inside of me.

In Vancouver for work late July / early August. Can anyone recommend a good hotel for taking loads? The thing is, for work I need to be (very) close to UBC, but I'm willing to travel if that's not a good place to be for tops who might want to load me up. Also willing to stay in on-campus facilities and travel out to local bathhouses if that's a viable option. First time whoring out in Vancouver, so any info is appreciated - thx!

I recently hooked up with a kid in his 20's who posted an ad online saying he'd just taken his 15th load in his hotel room and wanted to get felched so I went over to slurp the seed out of his hole. When I got there I found this tiny little blond bottom boy ass up in jock and socks with a pink hairless hole that had clearly been creamed as many times as he claimed. So I went to work in, on, and around his sweet little puss (he liked it most when I tongue-tipped his hole super lightly - he kept asking me to lick his "clit") and after about 3 minutes or so, after I thought I'd sucked at least 4 or 5 cumloads out of his rectum, he suddenly pulled away, then arched his back, moaned, and proceeded to squirt several thick, forceful streams of cum straight out of his ass and into my face (and, when I realized what was up, my open mouth). I'd never seen anything like it, only read about it in jerkoff fiction. It was incredible. He sphincter just kept puckering up and pushing out another rope of semen with as much force as any cock does when it blows. So now, of course, I'm basically smitten. We've had only one repeat so far, as good as the last, but all I think about these days is finding him 50 tops or so to fill his hole so full that when he ejaculates from his ass I get to drink from it like it was a sperm fountain. Anyone ever had any experience like this? Or the talent? I thought I was pretty good as shooting sperm from my ass, but this kid is superhuman.

Crossed 250 this week. 252 to be exact. Way shy of pacing 1000 for the year

Ditto here. It's almost like I forget I have a cock when I'm taking loads. But I get a shivery kind of sensation that travels up though my shaft when I know a top is cumming inside me. Once or twice that sensation, by itself, set me off.

Relaxing your ass isn't all that different from stretching for sports and dance, etc. I've trained in gymnastics and learning to breathe and let your legs move into pikes or splits or whatever is pretty much the same thing as learning to breath and let your puss open wider and wider. And I can tell you, just because I've stretched my legs or arms doesn't mean my hamstrings or biceps aren't "tight." Ditto for my fuckhole.

The more cum shot in my hole the more cum my hole wants. Like when I host pump and dump marathons, sometime around 15 or 20 my hole is so on fire it's like going through sperm withdrawal whenever there's not another cock about to deliver another load plunging into it.

Swirl it around for as long as there's a taste of it to savor or an other cock presents itself for being milked. Then I swallow.

I find that most guys who breed me like it when my hole is loose and wet with other guys' sperm.

Much as I love it when a tops slows down and stops (because I know what's about to happen), I actually kinda like it when a top keeps thrusting - the feel of his cock plunging in and out of my ass while he's delivering his seed really adds to the thrill of taking his load.

In part for the sake of moving this thread back to its original theme (which is not The Obligations of Tops), I'd like to add a couple more things that hosting cumdumps ought not to do (though I seem them happening all the time): 1. Hidden cams: I get the hotness, but not only is it disrespectful to the tops who are blessing you with their seed to film them without their permission, depending on where you live, there's a decent chance it's illegal. 2, Drugs without notice: I have no moral objection (though drugs aren't my thing - I'm already a cum addict, so I'm pretty sure I'd be a holy terror if I added other dependency-inducing substances into the mix); rather (and again) the objection is ethical / law-related: It's disrespectful to the tops who are breeding you to expose them to legal risk by having drugs in your possession without letting them know what they may be exposing themselves to. Thanks for the other good additions to the list.

Lately I've been trying to pay it forward a bit by breeding a few of my brother cumdumps, and I've been pretty amazed at how, um, clueless some of them seem to be in terms of how to host a breeding scene. As a no-load-refused spermwhore, I take a lot of pride in my work and really go out of my way to give the tops who unload in me a high quality experience, and it gives me a lot of grief for other load takers out there to be so totally fucking it up. Maybe I'm alone here, but I'm going to start a list of what NOT to do if you're going to put your ass up for anonymous guys to fuck and fill in the hopes that bottoms everywhere will up their game and give their tops a pump and dump to remember: 1. Bad lighting - seriously, the one fluorescent bulb at your cheap motel isn't doing you any favors. Use candles - fake ones if you have to - or at least bring the lights down low. 2. Regular TV playing - wtf? I didn't come to watch D-list celebrities hawk cheap crap on a late night infomercial - put some porn on, and if you don't have any, turn the TV off. 3. Bad music - you may be into hyper tweaker music, but there's a good chance the guy about to shoot his sperm in your hole isn't - this isn't a dance floor, so go with some mood music (google "good music to fuck to") or at least keep the volume down to where your moans are louder than anything. 4. No parking - probably a big issue only in bigger cities, but if you're hosting random tops you gotta let give em a place to park before they cream you - type up a set of instructions for access to your hole for dudes who drive and dudes who don't, and send em out in your FIRST hookup email. Sometime a top will make a choice on which local cumdump to breed on the basis of whose hole is easiest to access - don't give him any reason to resent the fact that getting his cock to your cunt is harder than he thought. 5. Security - wow, this one feels like a no-brainer, but for guys who are hosting ass-up in their apartment or renting a motel room - choose one with easy street access, and if you can't offer that, then let your breeders know about the security situation / how to minimize the weirdness of walking past it as soon as you offer your puss for service. Sorry for the rant - the intention was to start a forum for cumdumps to learn how to better serve their tops. Tops, if you have suggestions of your own, I hope you'll add em here.

Just crossed the 150 mark - walking through a sex club with a cummy hole, looking for #151.

Make the room a place a guy would want to walk into - sleazy is cool, but sloppy is for your hole, not your surroundings. Mood lighting, music but definitely NO TV, nice blanket (probably black) to cover the probably heinous hotel bedspread, and if you have to move the furniture so the fuck space is close to a mirror so tops can watch themselves load you up. Be ass up at an angle for the top to see as soon as he walks in. Ask for a room away from the street, front office, etc. Definitely instruct tops not to linger and be respectful of the hotel (skipping this is the surest way of getting the cumdump scene shut down). Put ads out everywhere and ask all your pimps to put the word out. Most importantly, don't call yourself a cumdump if you're gonna turn a load away. Take the sperm of every single dude who walks through the door. And say thanks for it.

Took 5 last night, traveling out to tops, walking in, bending over, taking sperm, then moving on to the next load - quick and easy cumdump service, delivered. Each dude was totally into fucking me with the earlier guys' loads for lube, so it was a good couple of hours.

I've had my hole stuffed and creamed by a couple of silicone dudes with superhuman power cocks - it was unreal. I fucking loved it.

103 as of 10 minutes ago last guy's is still drippin out - ass up and looking for #104... taking loads for ALL tops - hit me up if you're in LA this year, going for 1000+

I'm up to 74 so far. On my way to a mask party at a bathhouse to get loaded up by totally anonymous cocks. Aiming for 1000 in 2014.

If I'm blowing a guy, my favorite thing is for him to pull his cock out of his trousers - that's it. When I'm at a glory hole, I love it when the wall between us is open at the floor so I can see his shoes. When I'm getting fucked, I like going face down, ass up with a mask or maybe a ball cap pulled low over my eyes, sport socks (like baseball or soccer high risers), sometimes a shirt so the focus is on my naked ass - as for what the top is wearing when I'm getting fucked that way - the sound of a zipper going down or pants hitting the floor is HOT, but I also love it when a top just takes care of business - get in, get off, get on his way.

Why not whore yourself out? That's what I do. Sometimes I get help from tops who like to pimp and bottoms who are willing to send referrals, but I always put ads up myself (on ALL sites, including CL) and it works great.

Took 45 in my ass (2 by DP) and 2 in my mouth at a motel room on New Year's day. Took 3 more orally on my way home tonight, so that's 50 so far - well on my way to the goal of 1001 loads inside me in 2014.

Hot, talented ass up for all available loads on New Years Day - 3pm til 3am at a Hollywood motel. Committed cumdump here, love offering my spermhole to anonymous tops who need to make a quick and easy deposit. This isn't a "sex party", so no lingering (but cum-backs are welcome), no PnP, and no other bottoms (this time) - just dudes who have the need to fuck and fill. Absolutely no cock and cumload will be turned away. Didn't get lucky on New Year's Eve? Ready to spread your first seed of 2014? Swing by and drop one off in my hole! Send mail for motel and room # (available 1pm on Jan 1).

Yes, unless by 'just' you're referring to degradation etc. I'm a cumdump, meaning it give me joy to take a load from anyone. ANY GUY WHO NEEDS TO GET OFF is welcome to get off in my hole. But that doesn't mean I want to be demeaned. In fact, I think the bottom who goes ass up for any dose of sperm deserves to be revered and respected - we're performing a community service, folks. Keeping the horny dudes satisfied and off the streets Yeah, it turns me on, and yeah, it's animalistic, but I'm not sub-human just because I take it - ALL OF IT - up my ass.

rcc226 on bbrt and me will be putting our asses up for all available loads this Sat. I'll be taking sperm starting in the afternoon, and rcc will join me in the evening. We're both committed cumdumps who love offering our holes to anonymous tops. You get two pump and dump bottoms for quick and easy sperm deposits, no waiting. A big + for tops who can cream both our holes (in one shot or by coming back later). Not a "party", no lingering, no PnP, no other bottoms req'd (this time) - just dudes who have the need to seed.