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Yes the humour amongst the nurses was fantastic. They kept saying innocent things, but given the circumstances the possibility of double entrende's was huge... once i'd come around and was back on the ward, we were in fits of laughter as they tried to take my obs stats. Saying things like "have you got a strap on"... PMSL! I took a few photos... the first shows the offending vibrator next to a standard sized bottle of HP sauce... while the second is a section of my discharge form showing what i was in for. I've blacked out my real name and NHS patient number for obvious reasons.

Got a right tale. Last night i was poppered up watching some nasty bb porn, and fucking ymself with a huge vibrator. Got carried away and the whole thing slipped up inside me. Tried to get it out but couldn't. Went to A&E (ER) and they kept me in, then removed it this afternoon under a general anesthetic... it doesnt hurt, but my arse is like a bucket now.... can't beleive it! THe staff were great, cracking jokes all the time (good job i've a slutty sense of humour)... If you're playing with sex toys, be careful not to get them too far inside you. Mine went past the second sphincter and got caught up in my bowels. They said that if they were unable to simply extract it whilst i was out cold, they'd have had to operate fully, cut open my stomach, and go in that way to remove it. Which woujld have had a 6 month recovery time, and resulted in me having a bag. Take care when playing with sex toys guys... sometimes you get more than you bargained for. On a funny note, it was a strange sensation having this thing vibrate around inside me for 7 hours until the batteries died!!!!

Click here to see Sauna Slut's original blog post... I’m still working on postings from Torremolinos, and am currently trying to find a solution for some of the videos that I have. *They’re too big for any of the hosting sites, and the ones that have big upload limits, are too vanilla for them – i.e,*I’ve*been such a pervert that I cant share with you easily… nothing illegal or anything, just really nasty bareback fun between consenting adults. *So please bear with me on that front… there will be more coming. However, I do have some exciting news from Torremolinos. *I had a message on Twitter the other day from a guy who started following me. *He goes by the name Cristian *******. *Now i’ve known about Cristian for years, ever since i saw him in a hot breeding video by Liam Cole called “Bad Influence”. *He was fucking a twink like slut called Tommy Haine bareback and breeding him good. *It’s a hot video, and my favorite scene is where you see Cristian balls deep in Tommy, pushing him into the bed, and Cristian’s biohazard tattoo is on full view to everyone. *Blew my load to that so many times. Anyway, I saw Cristian in Bar XS on the Saturday night I was there. *We never spoke, as he left before I could approach him, which is a shame, would have liked to have bought him a drink and had a chat. *Cristian is running some live sex shows this month and next in a handful of bars around the Malaga, Torremolinos area. *Most of the bars i’ve been to when I was down there last month, and can definitely say that given these bars settings, and the kind of stuff that Cristian does… they’re certainly going to be fucking hot sex shows. I asked Cristian if he had any details of them, and he sent me some fliers and dates. *They’re all FREE to get into. *Thats right… free, nothing, nada, zilch… and as Cristian said in one DM to me… “I don’t stand and pout like some here”… meaning, these shows are going to be as hot as the mid-day Andalucian sun! For a sneak peak of what Cristian’s shows are like, check out these pics from his first solo appearance at Bar XS (the same one where i got gangbanged at the bar (you may recognise that HUGE black dildo in the background of these pictures, as the one I was playing with in my photos!) There is also a video of his Live & Naked show at his website www.cristian*******.tv Recognise the dildo bottom left of this pic? All the shows start at mid night local time, and are being held on the following dates: 19th August: Cadenas Bar, Torrox-Costa 20th August: Bar XS. Torremolinos 3rd September: Free Eagle, Torremolinos. If you go to either the Bar XS or Free Eagle shows, please be sure to say Hello to Andrew and Rollie respectively… they’re great guys, and really looked after me during my visit. Below are some fliers Cristian sent me for the shows… *Remember, they’re all FREE! Have a great time everyone! I sure as hell wish I could get back over there for one of them.. it’s going to be hot! More...

I've done it on a number of occasions, some more successful than others. The best experience i've had of it happened just last week with my housemate and a fit jock who i've wanted to get in bed for years since i first saw him on the scene. He was drunk and horny, cruisiing on grindr. he came around, we fucked, then he suggested they DP me, i accepted readily. It didn't hurt at all, and the two cocks slid up me no worries, helped by the spunk that was already in me from my earlier cruising fucks that day. They DP'd me in various positions, before both blasting their loads into me one after the other. The jock got dressed, asked me how i was doing, using my real life name, not my pseudonym of Josh. Turns out he knew who I was from the scene... goes to show, that even the fittest of jocks who normally don't give sluts like me a second glance, when the need arises.... a slut hole is all they crave!

Oh god, it was last night in the best night of bareback depravity i've had in ages. First i was cruising, bred one guy, and was in middle of getting bred by 3 others over a fallen tree when the police turned up. We were let off with a stern talking to. Then back home, i went on Grindr, and two guys came around, it resulted in a bareback 4 way with my house mate and these two guys. One of them was a hot fit guy who used to work behind the bar of the local gay bar.... exceptionally fit, wanted his arse and cock for years. Anyway, i wound up getting fucked and double fucked in all sorts of combinations, before they all dumped thier seed into my now very sloppy hole. After that, since i hadn't yet cum, i fucked my house mate.

Wish i'd been pozzed up at the ripe age of 20!! Nearly 10 years on and i'm still chasing to no avail! Proof if it were needed that catching it is very hard to do... those that get it are (un)lucky depending on their viewpoint.

Why not post some clips/screen shots for us then?

Basement is hit and miss... check out Warehouse Sauna.

Competition in the UK bareback cum bucket scene is very tense... there are a LOT of guys claiming to be total cum buckets. Get yourself on BBRT, gaydar, fitlads, squirt, barebackcity, gayromeo etc etc... spread yourself everywhere, using the same name on all the sites. Word will soon spread if you are good... everyone wants to seed a good slut bottom.

Haha... thank you.

So what did the OED say then? See Josh Landale? lol

Not at all... it's a sign of a true cum dump. I've been getting bred, a guy balls deep in me and been on the phone to a guy whos called me asking to unload into me. You should be honoured to be fucking a guy so devoted to taking spunk from any top who wants to unload in him. We're few and far between... many guys who profess to be cum dumps still are hung up on what the top looks like... TRUE cum dumps are a minority.

As a cum slut bottom i'm after as many loads in my hole as possible. One after the other, from different guys. Sure, i'll wank my cock, and the top will wank my cock.... but i hardly ever come. Sometimes i'm not even hard.. my arse is just being used. If on the rare occasion i'm so aroused I just MUST shoot my seed, i ensure i'm in the right frame of mine to keep on going AFTER i've cum.... so many bottoms once they've shot their load have to stop. Being a cum dump bottom is about taking seed in your hole, not about getting off.. that comes later. I want the top, each top to enjoy his experience of breeding me, and to shoot his load as deep into me as he can get.... if i dont cum, its no big deal.

Must admit I found myself agreeing with a lot of the points he made about you. Not being harsh, just being honest. A top should fuck you how they want to fuck you... if you surrender your hole to them, expect not to be able to touch your cock, expect it to be harder or softer than you would like. Above all, do not expect to get off. We're fucking, not making love.... the top wants to shoot his load, you want to take his load.. the issue of you coming is not even here nor there... if you wanna cum, then have a wank afterwards. Being a bottom doesnt make you a bitch, or a slut, but being one of those certainly helps a LOT! Being a good bottom is as much about mind set as it is about ability to take cock.

Oh god hell yeah! That'd be my IDEAL fuck.... me! The dirtiest, kinkiest, sluttiest fucker i know.... who takes any load, regardless of status... fantastic! I'd love to breed myself, and also be bred by myself.

Click here to see Sauna Slut's original blog post... So before I went to bed last night i logged into grindr to see who was about, it was 4am, i was tired, and really had to get some zzz’s as was up early for work.. A guy messaged me, fit profile pic, couldn’t see his face… this is the conversation which took place and what happened afterwards. The pic on the left is the guys profile pic on grindr… Him: How can you have clean NSA fun when you don’t know the person? Me: Easy, just cos a person barebacks doesn’t mean they’re riddled with disease. Him: Don’t get it.* Do you get checked often? Me:* Fairly often, every few months or so Him: Ok Me: why do you ask? Him: Just wondering, bareback is dangerous, but horny. Me: Why do you think you cant have clean fun with someone if you don’t know them? Him: I’m horny now Me: BB isn’t that dangerous, i’ve done it since i was 16 and never caught anything serious from it. Him: Yes, but you only need one time and its for life. Me: True, but a HIV+ guy on medication cant infect a negative guy.* So really now most guys are on medication, there’s a minimal risk of hiv transmission (not quite true, but i was horny and pushing my luck!) Me:* Besides, you only need to be hit by a bus once and you’re dead for life, but we still sometimes cross the road without looking properly… Him:* Yeah but most guys don’t get checked and keep on spreading.* Sorry, not been (sic) rude, just stating facts. Me:* Not quite right, most guys who openly admit to being into bareback get checked regularly. *They’re more open about the guys they have sex with and the type of sex they have.* They’re clued up on sexual health.* It’s those lads who say they only play safe and then bareback when drunk or high that spread the bulk of the diseases.* That’s not my words, thats the NHS official line. (True, I was told this by a HIV consultant at my last check up…) Him: Oh, cool! Him: Right, i’m off to bed, no sex tonight!* Me: Plus regardless, bareback just feels better and its so much better than sex with condoms.* What you into sex wise? Him: LOL, i know… *I’m top. Me:* Cool… i’m bottom…. (I sent him this pic) Pause of 5 mins… Me: So you wanna fuck my arse then? Him: What, now? Where you live? Me: By football ground (I send him my address) Him: You alone? Me: Nah, housemates in but he’s fast asleep…he’s gay, we always have guys around for fun. Him: Hmm…. Me: It can be anonymous if you want, door unlocked, me laid on bed already lubed up and lights turned off.. Him: Can we do doggie? Me: Yeah doggie is good… Pause of 10 mins… Me: 07986479507 text me if you want to meet sometime, i’m free tomorrow. Him: aww… not now?*:-( Me: Yes, come now if you like, but be quick, got work in 5 hours and need some sleep Him:* House number? (he sends this pic of his cock…) Me: Number X, front doors unlocked… enter the house, up the stairs, room on the left… Me: How long will you be? Him: 5-10 mins By now i’m thinking either this is great, or he’s wasting my precious sleeping time.. I unlock the door and get on bed ready, I decide to give him 15 mins then go to bed if he’s not here. Me: Text when you’re outside. Him: Ok, is your room hot, i like hot sweaty sex. Me: I’ve turned on the heater… so we doing bareback? Him: You sure you not got any diseases? Me: I’m clean… Him: Ok, bb then. Me: How long now til you arrive, 5 mins. I check his distance, he was 2 miles away at the start of the chat, its now showing 1 mile… Him: Coming through town now. Me: You driving? Him: Yes… you are clean right? Me: cool… yes, i promise, i’m totally clean. Him: ok. I hear a car outside, and it parks outside my house… Him: Ok, i’m here.. HOLY SHIT… i’ve talked a guy into barebacking… this is soo cool! Me: ok, doors open, i’m ready, come on up… Him: You sure you’ve no sickness? I didn’t reply… but laid on the bed, and hit the poppers.** The door opened, and I heard footsteps on the stairs. My door opened, and a guy walked in.* I heard him strip off, and then he mounted the bed.* His cock was already achingly stiff, about 6.5” long.* I reached around and felt his toned chest and legs.. they were silky smooth, not a hair on them.. naturally smooth.* I had a twinkie! He put his cock up against my hole and pushed it in.* I once again reached around and felt his cock to be sure he was doing it raw – sure enough, no rubber on this cock. BINGO! Thank you Grindr! He fucked me doggie style for 20 mins, until i begged him to cum inside me. Him: I’m cumming… Me: Go on, cum inside me… I was fondling his balls and felt them empty of their contents.* He pumped a huge load deep into me, and slowly pulled his cock out, as he did so, some cum dribbled out and ran down my balls.* Fucking heaven! He got dressed and then left without saying anything.* I lit up a smoke, laid on the bed and fingered my cummy hole.* My phone was still running Grindr, and it alerted me to a new message. Him: Are you sure you’ve no diseases? Cos what we did was very wrong… i’m worried. Me: I’m clean. Don’t worry.* Hope you enjoyed it, I sure did.* I’m going to go asleep with your cum inside me. Him:* I sure did enjoy it, great arse! Thanks! Me: You’re welcome… hope we can meet up again sometime. And that was that… he drove off, and I went to sleep with a stranger twinks spunk oozing from my cum hole.* I got 4 hours kip then went *to work feeling really tired, but happy that i’d taken that chance moment to log onto Grindr…. in less than an hour, I’d been told i was dirty for barebacking, and then turned the twink around and got him to breed my arse. All in all a good hour spent! More...

love to hook up n breed your arse fella... not far away either, just up the M18 in York...

Maybe not my pics, but definitely my name :-@

On mine and for me, it means that despite testing regularly, i really don't care about my status... if i'm neg today, I may be poz tomorrow... but i dont care. It's not an important issue to me. I'm here to fuck, and be fucked, not to worry about my hiv status. Sometimes i go long periods without testing, other times i'm dilligent about it... but i don't care about my status... i only test so that I know what it is generally, it wont change the sort of sex that i have nor the people I have it with.

Click here to see Sauna Slut's original blog post... Tuesday saw me arise about 2pm and I showered and decided to wander down to the beach again. *It felt great to be in shorts and tee soaking up the rays, weather like this never happens in Britain, so it was truely what i wanted. The day, as all the days did, were lazy ones. *Sunbathing, gentle strolling, few drinks and nibbles at the masses of bars, cafes and restaurants. *I’d normally return to the hotel about 5pm, stopping off for my evening meal on the way, then go to bed for a few hours rising at about 10pm. Tuesday saw me take a wander down the affectionately called “sperm alley”, which is the main throughfare of La Nogelera where the gay bars and clubs are. *I wandered into Men’s bar, and decided to have a beer and check out the dark room. I wondered down the stairs at the back, and found a*labyrinth of corridors and cubicles, guys moving around in the darkness, music pumping out and the occasional groan coming out of the darkness. *I found a bench, pulled my jeans down, and bent over with my poppers ready. *It wasn’t long before a hand groped my arse, and a dick was probing at my hole. *I hit the poppers and pushed back onto him. *He fucked me for a while, and pulled out, when i fingered my hole, it was all sloppy. *He’d not lasted more than 5 mins, and hadn’t made a sound, but sure enough, the sloppy goo in my hole tasted of spunk… the guy had bred me. *Good start to the night! Affectionately named "Sperm Alley" I waited around for the next top, he came up behind me, and went to fuck me. *I felt back and he was wearing a rubber. *I grabbed his cock and went to take it off him, he mumbled something in Spanish, and pulled away from me. *He then tried to re-enter me again – still wearing the rubber. *Fuck this…. *I again went to pull it off, he slapped my wrist, said something else in Spanish, and walked away. *I didn’t care… I’m a bareback fuck slut… no condom will enter my arse again… I don’t care who the top is, even if they’re really good looking.. it’s bareback or nothing at all. *This guy got nothing at all – his loss, not mine. Wandering around the dark room I got a few more bits of action, but no more seed up my hole, so I decided to take a walk around La Nogalera and see what else I could find. *As I emerged from Sperm Alley onto Calla Casablanca, a really fit Spanish lad smiled at me, I smiled back and stopped. *He was about 25yo, my height but ripped body. *Tattoo’s down both arms, and looked like something out of a Macho Fucker movie… fucking stunning. He was clearly a rent boy.. but I didn’t care.. I wanted his spunk up me bad. *Between my very bad Spanish and his almost none existant English, we worked out a price, and made off to find somewhere quiet to fuck. We found a bushy area behind some apartments, and I bent over, took a hit on the poppers and he shoved his already swollen cock up me without any discussion of barebacking. *He fucked me like a jack hammer for the next half an hour, before pumping his seed into me. *It was great…. I pulled my jeans up, gave him the amount we’d agreed… 40 Euros… not bad at all… he was also really nice as well as being a rough looking guy… he thanked me, and shook hands as we left. *We worked out each others names too and said farewell. I returned to Bar XS where the previous night had been so much fun, and met up with Andrew, Burnie, and the other lads from Birmingham. *We drank the night away, and spent time in the dark room fucking like sluts… I left at about 10am, exceptionally drunk and went back to the hotel – another night of barebacking completed… excellent! So far the holiday was shaping up to be a great one! More...

Click here to see Sauna Slut's original blog post... Well, i’ve been back now for one week, and completed my first week back at the grind stone. Today was my first day off, and after the horrid night which was last night at work, i decided only one thing was the solution… taking some random strangers seed. *I logged into grindr, and started messaging a few guys. *One guy called James messaged me saying he was into bareback and wanted to breed me, could be at mine in 15 mins. *I was already douched so got ready and waited. I was blindfolded when he turned up. *He licked my smooth hole for a while, before shoving his cock into me. *About 6″ long, but a decent fucker, he pounded away for a whole five mins then said he was about to come. *We both hit the poppers, and he emptied what he said (and what felt like) a 4 day load up my hole. *He quickly departed and I was left laying on the bed fingering my cummy hole. Another problem then presented itself… i was still horny, and wanted more cock and cum in me. *Solution, grindr again. A guy who’s photo did him no favours whatsoever got in touch, and the slut in me came out. *He wanted to seed me, I wanted seed…. what could be simpler. *I sent him my address and again was blindfolded by the time he arrived. *I never saw him, but he was panting, sweaty and from what i could feel, rather out of shape and exceptionally rotund. *Not a problem for a slut like me. *He slid his cock into me, which felt marginally bigger than the previous guy. *Unfortunately I got the impression that he is rather inexperienced in sex, and he was a bit clumsy, flattening me against the bed which was most uncomfortable… but I didn’t object cos he was fucking me, and his panting getting louder. *He groaned, and said that he’d just cum inside me. *I thanked him, and expected him to just leave. *Instead, he rolled me over, and started sucking my dick and licking my balls. *It actually felt nice, hadn’t had that experience for a while. Anyway, he sucked for a while, and in doing so, his dick got hard again. *He raised my legs into the air, and thrust his cock back into my already cummy arse. *He fucked me a while like this, but then said that he couldn’t come again… with that, I hit the poppers to the max, pulled off his cum coated cock, and took it in my mouth. *I sucked him long and hard, tasting the spunk from my arse, on his dick. *He instantly got rock solid, so with that I jumped back into the doggy position at the end of the bed, and he thrust his now throbbing shaft into me. *He fucked hard, i wanked hard. *I knew i couldn’t hold out much longer, as despite his smallish dick, it felt fantastic… i could feel all the spunk inside me, little globules of it running down my balls. I announced I was going to cum, and pointed my dick backwards towards his legs, and then let loose a huge volley of semen which hit him square, and ran down said legs. *As I had hoped, it was enough to push him over the edge, and he pulled his knob out, gave 2 or 3 quick strokes, then shot another load over my hole. “Push it in! Push it in!” I urged, desperate to get as much of his cum inside my cunt. *He didn’t need any more encouragement, and slid his cock into my rather cum sloppy hole. *When he’d finished cum fucking me and pulled out, I once again sucked his cock clean for him, and then collapsed onto the bed… the sheets were damp with his sweat, my hole was coated in 3 loads of spunk and the last of my cum was oozing from my own cock. He got dressed this time, said he’d be in touch and then left. *I never did see properly what he looked like, but if his Grindr photo is anything to go by… he’s far from attractive… but I don’t care. *He was a good shag, and left my arse feeling suitably used. * I’m also pleased with Grindr as as of late it’s bringing me quite a lot of contacts. *I was chatting to a 18yo lad on it the other day who says he’s desperate to get into being a barebacking cum slut like me… I sent him the blog address, and by all accounts he was amazed at what goes on in the big wide world. *I’m going to keep working him, and hopefully introduce him to my world… This evening I’m going to meet a friend who I’ve not seen in ages, and catch up over a coffee. *Other than that not a lot… I need to work more on *Day 2 of Torremolinos. *That will be online in the coming days. *So keep watching out for them. More...

Click here to see Sauna Slut's original blog post... After waking at 3am, travelling to the airport then flying 1200+miles due south, I landed at a very hot and sunny Malaga at about 1pm local time. “What is your purpose of travel?” asked the Spanish border guard at Passport Control… “Pleasure”, I replied, somewhat amused at the prospect of this security guard being totally unaware of the level of slut he was about to let into his country. *”Enjoy your holiday” he said, “Oh, I will” was my reply as I took my passport off him and passed through security unhindered. *After collecting my suitcase, I emerged from the arrivals hall into paradise. *It was hot and humid, clear blue skies, and just what I was hoping for. *I booked into the hotel after a short transfer, and immediately went exploring to find the gay scene and bars. I discovered most were closed, typical really as most of the gay bars in Spain don’t get going until mid night. However one bar, called Bar XS was unlocked as the man there was tidying up. *I asked him for some tips, and he spoke English. Nice guy called Burnie. *We chatted for about 20 mins, he told me the best places, and also offered me a Torremolinos Gay Map, which I accepted. *I said i’d be back later on as I’d read about Bar XS online before I departed the UK. To kill the rest of the day I walked down to the beach via Calle San Miguel. *A nice street, lined with all the typical touristy gimmick shops you’d expect, together with some of the regular local shops too. Everything from internet cafes, bars, tapas, restaurants,*tobacconists, adult shops, clothing stores… it was a real bustling street. *Upon reaching the bottom and the sea, I*turned right and headed to Banana beach, which is one of the gay parts. *I found a bar called El Gato, which is a trendy kinda place. *I was sweating buckets in the heat, and asked the guy for a bottle of water. *Three euros. *We got chatting briefly and he also told me good places to check out. *He was not into the sleaze scene however, and pointed me to all the trendy places… nice bars, but I wanted sex clubs. *I finished my water, listening to a tune which I’d heard a little of back in the UK, but would come to be the holiday anthem, as it was so much more popular over there…Lady Gaga’s I’m On The Edge. At the same time checking out some of the hot eye candy walking past on the prom, wearing the tightest of swimwear. Anyway, I returned to my room about 6pm, stopping for a meal on the way back, and then went to bed for a few hours, the travelling and early start were catching up on me, if i was to last the night, I needed rest. I awoke about 9pm, showered, douched, and got my shit together, then headed out, making straight for Bar XS. I arrived to find I was the only one there, and another guy was working the bar. *We got chatting, he was English too… and he introduced himself as Andrew, the owner of the bar. *Turns out that originally he’s from the same place as me… York! *Small world! *We kinda hit it off straight away, and became good friends over the course of the week. *The place started filling up at about 11pm, and by 2-3am, there were people in the dark room upstairs. *I also met two other English guys in there, lads who were on holiday. *We became good friends too, even though they were heading back to the UK later in the week. The beer flowed, the music was hard and the heat was making everyone horny. *At some point in the night, it was suggested that I lay on the bar, wearing only my jock, and guys take their turn with me… well, never one to by a shy guy. *I stripped off, and then this happened… There are loads more, and they’re available for viewing in the main photos page gallery. *I ended up in a bit of a drunken session with the two English lads, a spanish guy who was about 30 but looked 20, and a few other strangers. *Of course, as is always the way with me, it was totally bareback, not a single mention of condoms… I was fucked on the bar, bent over stools, over tables, on the floor, and by the time the action died down, it was about 5 in the morning. *We kept drinking, me wearing only my jock strap. I left about 7am, having made a clear impact in my first day/night in Torremolinos. *I made my way back to the hotel room, cum leaking from my hole, and settled into bed. *Time to get some sleep ready for tomorrow…. More...

Would hardly call the bottom in that video a twink though... more a smaller bear, or cub at a push.