I've done it in a gay bar, with the bartender grinning as I ordered a beer with cum on my face / in my beard. I've walked the blocks back to my hotel, then thru the hotel lobby, from taking loads on my face in a bar, but it was always 3 AM or later, so few people saw. I have stepped out of an ABS booth into a crowded hallway with cum on my face / in my beard for all the other customers to see. I love the horrified and/or deeply concerned reactions of some. "Dude... DUDE! You've got... [whispered] cum in your beard!"
 
	My fantasy is to get a ridiculous amount of cum on my face / in my beard / on my tits and do the cumwalk of shame somewhere really public. Add a wet spot in the buttcrack of my shorts to make it even more humiliating. (And why not have one of my nuts out?)