RandyCubby
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anonymous loads in my beard... in a bar, or in an XXX bookstore... for the other customers and the bitches behind the counter to see/comment... maybe leave it there and go back to my office...
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I do this all the fucking time in adult bookstores -- walk around with a couple (or more) loads in my beard. And yes, it attracts even more men to fuck my mouth. I love it when some old troll grins and says to me, in front of other people, "Was that good? You want some MORE?" and he's an old troll... but I sheepishly nod yes. Or a couple of fat boys assure me, "Don't worry. We'll give ya a pearl necklace." I also love it when Fat Boy No 1 nods toward me and says to Fat Boy 2, "I bet he gets DPed. Wanna DP him?"
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I've had guys come up to me genuinely concerned and whisper, "Dude... DUDE! Do you not realize... you've got... " They can't say the words; they just point to their own face and whisper, "Dude! Check your beard!" They're SO horrified!
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Who is your favorite actor in bareback porn?
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Talked to someone once who said he'd gotten a blowjob from Parker once. -
Who is your favorite actor in bareback porn?
RandyCubby replied to a topic in Bareback Porn Discussion
Al Parker. He definitely inspired my fetish for masculine guys w/beards... who are insatiable cocksucker, and get their beards sullied with cum in front of an audience. -
I'm adopted, and from what I can find out, my mom... Well, she's a whore. We've talked on the phone a few x and she's admitted she can't tell me who my biological dad was. She doesn't know. She was 18 at the time. So, like mother, like son?
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Ass "slurping" noise whilst getting fucked
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Oh, yeah, I love it when I get the cum farts in front of a group of guys. -
I like that. Some hookups are "quality." Some are "quantity." Oh, wait. I... don't have any "quality" ones. Just "quantity" hookups, from Airport Adult Books to Fantasy Zone to Tammy's to Paris Adult Theater... "The shy little guy in Marketing" is a sex addict into pure "quantity" now.
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I've been a "no loads refused" bottom with absolutely NO standards for years now. I go to adult bookstores almost every single day. Fat guys, ugly guys, old guys. (The fat old black janitors who mop the dirty bookstore? I blow them, too.) I, too, love being in a cage at an orgy - spreading my cheeks and pressing my crack up to the bars for anybody who walks by. It's fun when a guy is fucking another guy but chooses to pull out, walk over and "finish" in me - in my asshole or in my mouth. I've looked up and seen guys from work standing there watching me, shocked to see "that shy little guy from Marketing" getting fucked in front of everybody... without even turning around to see who's fucking him. I hear a lot of "Wow" and "Damn." Yeah, the rounds of gonorrhea are coming like machine gun fire now.
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Ass "slurping" noise whilst getting fucked
RandyCubby replied to mjapie1's topic in General Discussion
I love sloppy, squishy sound my asshole makes when it's full of spooge - it's nice and humiliating when a roomful of men can hear it and sneer at me. I also love the slap, slap, slap of a big fat ballsack banging against my ass. -
I don't usually think of crabs as an STD but I guess they are. Accordingly, they were my first STD. I was a teen! I was SO dumb, I didn't know what I had! So I let em go on and on and on... I finally told a buddy it felt like I was wearin a scratchy woolen jockstrap. He told me, "You have crabs!" Took me forever to get rid of em, too. I've gone on to get em again and again... only I get em in my beard and in my buttcrack.
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I'm the guy in the suit suckin off everybody at the gloryholes.
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It's a game to see how slutty I can be. If I suck 4 cocks at the gloryholes Mon, I have to go back Tue, and I can't leave till I suck 5 cocks... or get buttfucked in the hallway. [EG]
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A guy told me, "I was ready to leave the bar last night, and it was you or nothin." I got him off 3 x - including one round w/me on all fours in his backyard like a bitch. I got 40 mosquito bites - about 10 of em on my nutsack - but he said I was cheaper - AND more satisfying! - than a bag of White Castles! (And when he was done w/me, my butthole was as greasy as a bag of White Castles.) When I left his place, I stopped at the adult bookstore on my way home. Gave 2 blowjobs!
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Once, on vacation, I was on my back, legs in air, getting pounded by some guy in a hotel. In walks his buddy... with 2 more guys. They stand there watching, laughing. "Told ya he was a slut." At first, guy riding me was self-conscious, but he started to get off on being watched. One guy elbowed another, "Go on. You said you needed a blowjob. Look at him. He's a fuckin slut. Here, I'll go first." I left there... and went str8 to the fuckin bathhouse! Lined up to get in the bathhouse, I kept giggling and telling everybody who'd listen about my loose, spermy butthole and my sore nipples. Several of the guys in line ended up using me later inside the bathhouse.
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I love adult bookstores / gloryholes. I go almost every fucking day. I don't get 15 cocks on an average day. That's exceptional! There are days when I do that, but I give 2-3 BJs on an average day. Totally anonymous. I suck cock and get fucked in booths, thru gloryholes, in the restroom, and even out in the hallway. I lick cum gobs off walls and floors. And I've been caught in the act by employees there many times. They escort me out and threaten to call the police. Once, I got into a conversation with a girl who worked behind the counter. She laughed and said that she and all her coworkers refer to me as a PIG and a CUMDUMP as I walk away from their counter. Think about it - a bitch who works in an adult bookstore for minimum wage telling that to my face as I stand there in my dress shirt and dress pants from my Marketing job. I get off on humiliation, and that was nice and humiliating! "We calls you the pig. Cause that's what you is. You a pig."
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Once, I got genital warts, but because I'm a cocksucker, I got em IN MY THROAT. The clinic sent me to a specialist in Infectious Diseases. I didn't recognize the name when I made the appt. I didn't recognize him till he walked into the examining room. It was a str8 guy I went to college with. A str8 guy who couldn't stand me in college. And there I sat on one of those paper-covered exam tables - a referral from the public STD clinic downtown. With genital warts. IN MY THROAT. Who the fuck gets that? Taking a cue from me, he pretended not to recognize me. But his smug grin got bigger and bigger as he examined me. Playing dumb, he began asking questions. I turned red and stared at my feet, avoiding eye contact. "So I take it you're a homosexual?" Me: "Yes." He grinned. I'd just confirmed what he'd accused me of in college. "And you... engage in oral sex with men?" Me: "Yes." Him: "That's how you got genital warts in your throat?" Me: "I assume so." Him: "You assume so? Could you have contracted them some other way?" Me: "No. No, it couldn't have been any other way." Him: "So your partner had penile warts?" Me: "Some of them did, yes." Him: "Some of them?" Me: "Yes." Him: "So you've had multiple partners?" Me: "Yes." Him: "How many partners would you say you've had? 10? 20? More?" I was silent. "So, more. Would you characterize yourself as... promiscuous?" I stayed silent. He repeated, "You're promiscuous?" Me: "Yes." Him: "Extremely promiscuous?" I stayed silent, then whispered, "Yes. I'm... extremely promiscuous." He snorted. "Typical homosexual. Typical homosexual. Where do you meet men?" Me: "In adult bookstores." Him: "Oh, classy. Very classy! You do it right there IN the adult bookstore?" Me: "Yes." He put his head back and laughed. "Like a farm animal. Just out of curiosity, do you perform oral sex on... black men?" Me: "Yes." He snorted again. "Figures." He dropped all pretense of not recognizing me. "You've worked on it, but you still have that lisp. Bro, you have ended up the lowest of the low. Tell me, Randy, is it genetic? I mean... was your mama a slut like you? Did your mama like dick like you do?" When I came back a week later to have the warts removed, he used a device to go down my throat and shave them off, cauterizing as he went. I was 'twilighted,' not anesthetized; I remember seeing flashes of light. That was the cauterizing part. I kept squeezing the nurse's hand, fighting down panic. I swear I heard the doctor sneer, "You'd think he'd be used to having a big hose down the back of his throat." Even though she was squeezing my hand and comforting me, the nurse laughed, too.
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"Mr. B-----d, you can't keep getting gonorrhea in your throat. We'd like you to talk to a counselor again."
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Fuck yes!! Would love to shove my cock up your hole and down your throat!!
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So, appt. made for the counselor... about my "inappropriate, self-destructive, addictive behavior."
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Fuckin' Oink~! "My shrink says I'm self-Destructive. What do I do about it?" Neely O'Hara. Valley Of The Dolls.
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Imagine a Fleshlight left in a dirty bookstore booth for every guy to use... w/out being cleaned between uses. Imagine it after a few 1000 guys. [EG] Well, that would be... ME.
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be like sandpaper
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You are a goddamn inspiration.
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tasty to the tongue.................
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I'd love to bury my face in that ass.
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Same here...take turns on that hole
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I felt SO slutty... sitting on a bed in a motel room, stripped, looking at 2 guys, trying to decide which dick to suck first.
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GOOD FOR YOU!
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LOL. Sucked off a fat old troll there. In the hallway.
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haha ~~~lucky him~ lucky you!
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"I heard you was a real cumdump," a guy said. "But damn, your pussy's loose! It was like stickin my dingus in the Grand Canyon and wavin it around. You need to tighten that shit up, bro. Seriously."
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