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RandyCubby

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  1. I will let anybody fuck me, mister. ANYBODY. like, fat old black janitors
  2. I started cruising park restrooms shirtless when I was 14. I knew what I was. I was a human fleshlight long before fleshlights were invented.
  3. You described me perfectly, mister! Spit in my face and go back and forth, back and forth between my hot slippery holes.
  4. My big ass. I've heard guys laugh and say, "You could show a movie on that ass." Oh, and my oral pig skills, too. I've sucked SO many cocks and tongued so many buttholes by now, I ought to be pretty good at it. Everybody says I am anyway. What I can't brag about anymore, it seems, is a tight hole.
  5. I tell guys to shoot wherever they want -- balls deep in my pussy, or pull out and stick it in my mouth, or all over my face, or all over the floor for me to lick up... I'm there to get YOU off.
  6. In the woods in the park. In Rawhide and Phoenix bars in New Orleans.
  7. I always knew I was a faggot.
  8. Did a daddy/son tagteam once. Son was 18, senior in high school. I was 22, right out of college. Son had a great body... daddy had a big dick. I was the clear winner. 😉
  9. Nothing like getting fucked on a pool table in public, is there?
  10. I love that squishy, squirty, gooey, creamy, sloppy butthole feeling.

  11. I had a guy say, "I think you LIVE to suck cock." He was absolutely right. (I would have said yes, but... I had his dick in my mouth.) I answer to "Cocksucker" as my name.
  12. Shit. I was 17, and so stupid I let it go for 2 months! Yeah, poppyseeds is a good comparison. My pubes were solid black with poppyseeds! My buttcrack, too. Took another 2 months to totally get rid of em. I just used an OTC product from Walgreen's, but had to hide it from Mom! Took multiple washings of my sheets, jeans, too. 😉 I was into "going commando" already.
  13. I'll go first. Crabs. I was so stupid, I didn't know what I had for the longest time... I let em get really bad! I was like a dog with a bad case of fleas. When I finally figured it out, I had to buy stuff and treat em all by myself -- without Mom finding out
  14. I was 14. There was a park near me that was a notorious cruising site for gays. In fact, my Mom specifically warned me never to go there! :-) So... I went. My first few visits, nothing happened. I quickly how things worked, however. And old queers loved the shirtless 14-year-old who cruised the woods and hung out in the restrooms. And from the beginning, I would suck off ANYBODY.
  15. I hate hearing this. I've made a pig of myself (in front of an audience) in Rawhide and Phoenix many, many times. Like, 25-30 guys/cocks between 10 pm and dawn. Walking thru a crowd, making eye contact with some straight-laced GWM accountant on vacation... digging cum outta my bellybutton and eating it... 😉 getting used by that same accountant 30 minutes later... Blowing some black guy with a HUGE dick who complained about me using my teeth... so I suggested he stick it in my rear... right there in front of the upstairs bar in the Phoenix... Yeah, good times.
  16. I love my buttplug. I joke that if I had one of those fucking machines you see in porn, I'd never leave the house. But that's really not true. It's not JUST about pleasuring my greedy anus. I love real dicks - big, fat smelly dicks - and high risk sex, where I end up farting cum... and the regular trips to the STD clinic.

    1. Hunter22

      Hunter22

      We recently got the fuck machine and I totally agree with you, my bf use it on me for “training” (you can see it in my albums in action lol) but it isn’t a substitute for the real deal, getting my hole plowed by countless men 

  17. Once, in Atlanta for Pride, I hooked up w/2 bears in Heretic. I didn't get their names, but back at their place, Bear A was enjoying a mustache ride as Bear B fingered my butthole. "He's a good buttlicker," Bear A laughed as he unloaded on my tits. I came too, all over my belly. Bear B said, "OK, you want me to pull my hand out fast or slow?" "Hand? HAND? Your whole hand? in my hole?" I was muffled, cause I still had my tongue up a butthole. Guess I looked like a real slut, not realizing I had a whole hand in my hole, huh? Oh, and Bear B still expected to be serviced. We got ONE hour's sleep. They had to staff a booth for some club - Southern Bears? - at Fag Pride. I was free to roam around the park till my friends that I'd left at the bar the night before showed up. By 9 AM, I was bored. It was 94 degrees, so I ditched my shirt... I kinda spent the next 7 hours giving BJs. (OK, I got fucked 3-4 x, too.)
  18. "...spending more time cruising for dick then taking care of business..." I totally identify with that!
  19. I don't mind it being called a pussy or a cunt. It's kind of a turn-on. To me, if it gets fucked, it's a pussy. I also like having my tits - not pecs - played with; I like getting titty-fucked. 😉 But we're different like snowflakes, aren't we?
  20. Being used on all fours by 2 guys, esp. in a backyard (i.e., like a bitch) in front of an audience... being "made" to do ass-to-mouth... bukkake/pearl necklace - I love a beard full of sperm... getting my face and/or rump slapped... I love nipple clamps and tit whips. To humiliate myself, I like to BEG for cocks, and I like to kiss the tip of the cock and whisper "Thank you" when the guy is done with me. And if we're at a motel, I like to get screwed bent over the ice machine in the middle of the night - I love the risk of getting caught.
  21. Yeah, same here. But I knew I DESERVED it for being a PIG.
  22. I do it adult bookstores all the fuckin time. Yes, it advertises availability... loud and clear! I get off seeing customers point me out... talk about me. I've even made sure girls behind the counter saw me. They probably think I'm tweaking out of my fucking mind. LOL. (Sometimes I am.) I've done it in gay bars out of town (never my home town). 'Cum on my face,' I beg guys. 'Cum on my tits!' Then I take breaks, elbow my way thru crowd, stand in line, order a beer... big gob(s) of cocksnot in my beard. And of course, that means I HAVE to walk 10 blocks back to hotel, thru hotel lobby at 5 or 6 AM... looking like that. On one such occasion, desk clerks (a guy and a girl) called me over. I assumed I was in trouble! No, they'd been getting questions about what time the gay parade was, and did I know? LOL. I was Shirtless Cowboy that night, and I'd been taking ALL comers in the john in Rawhide. All 3 of us turned red and stuttered, trying to have a polite conversation about parade times... with this guy and girl staring at the wads caked in my beard and crusted my tits. (I couldn't wait to get to my room... and my buttplug.)
  23. My own personal fetish. ; ) I do it - deliberately - at the adult bookstore all the time... and make sure people see it.
  24. Yeah, if you're willing to do anybody, you can do up to 10-11 craigslist hookups in a weekend.
  25. I wish I could get pregnant from getting fucked. I love the idea.
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