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RandyCubby

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  1. Poppers turn me into an even bigger slut. [EG] Before long, I'm backing up on gloryholes, taking all cumers.
  2. "Has anyone else been messing with you tonight?" "No, you're the first tonight." [EG] He was actually the FOURTH that night.
  3. I've been cruising a bathhouse naked, and saw I was dripping a trail of cum behind me without realizing it, so... I guess my cunt is loose
  4. I fucking love verbal, but I gotta admit I wanna giggle if all the top can think of to say is "Suck that cock." Being a smartass, I SO wanna say, "Um, that's what I'm doing." My favorite verbal may be, "Daddy's doing some damage."
  5. Dude came on me... on multiple occasions... It turned into a little round, rubbery ball! Once, dude came on me and I couldn't understand it. I couldn't find it! When I got home and got undressed, little round rubbery ball of "cum" fell out. WTF? Weirdest thing I've ever seen in a lifetime as a cocksucker.
  6. I fucking love cum. Period. (Except for this one weird guy whose cum turned into a weird little rubbery ball... Has anyone ever seen that?)
  7. I started sucking cocks in the park when I was a teenager... but I was SO nervous and shy. I'd give one blowjob, go back 2 weeks later and give another (but jacking off every day thinking about it). I wish I'd given in and been a bigger slut even sooner. I could have had SO much more fun
  8. I spent a few hours every day in dirty bookstores, looking to give blowjobs thru gloryholes. Dick up my butt -- once or twice a week.
  9. Been caught in the act in XXX bookstores a few times over the years. Caught by female clerk, yelled at, escorted out past other customers, including frat boys looking for porn with their girlfriends, told to never come back. Luckily for me, there's a lot of employee turnover in those places. Also, luckily for me, I'm turned on by humiliation, so... [EG] I was rock hard the whole time.
  10. True. I mostly see them poking thru gloryholes.
  11. As big a slut as I am, I've rarely seen uncut cocks.
  12. I like to show up at a guy's door with my big ass squeezed into some old-school cut off jeans or shorts so short my buttcrack is showing at the top and my buttcheeks are showing at the bottom as I walk in. I figure that makes it clear to him what a slut he's getting.
  13. I'm the opposite -- I'm a white boy from a conservative Southern family who loves being used by black guys and imagining what Mom and Dad would feel if they knew. [EG]
  14. my record's 25-30 -- I'm bad at math [EG] -- on multiple occasions in my 30s in XXX bookstores, bathhouses, and bars. the biggest turn-on for me was doing it in a bar during Southern Decadence in New Orleans, w/everybody watching and risk that the police might walk in, yank my head off a BBC and cuff me. I didn't happen, but it could. part of me hoped it would!)[EG] yes, my jaw was sore, and no, I didn't feel physically sick afterward... just super, super turned on, after 5-6 loads in my mouth, I'm SO horned up I'll blow absolutely ANYBODY. and I do, obviously. I'm not at all picky. I love BBC.
  15. Tried to pick up a guy and totally forgot I'd gone home with him before. Recently.
  16. My first BBC was thru a gloryhole. (No surprise, given that I'm a gloryhole pig.) I specialize in BBC now.
  17. Yeah, going Ass-to-Mouth is my way of saying thank you. [EG] Bending over, wiggling my big ass (with my now creamy buttcrack) as I collect my clothes and get the fuck out so he can clean up and go on with his life.
  18. I call anal orgasms "buttgasms." I fucking love buttgasms. I'm ruled by my butthole and its need for pleasure.
  19. Went home with this married guy. Little dick, but... ejaculated like a lawn sprinkler. Kept squirting and squirting...
  20. Does it count as a hands-free orgasm if I'm playing with my nipples? 😉 (And does that make me more of a genuine homosexual?)
  21. Honestly, I am the sluttiest person I know. I think back to the sluttiest girls in high school and realize that I am 1000 x sluttier than they ever were. When I show up at a dude's house, I strip the second I get in the house -- right in the living room, before the door even fully closes. It's fun to hunt for my clothes before I leave.
  22. I wanna be an even bigger slut. 😉 I'm not sure HOW... but that's my goal. 

    1. Guygonebad

      Guygonebad

      You and me both guy! It’s such a rush going farther and farther!  My goal too.

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      I think of how everyone talked about the slutty girls in my high school, and I think, "I am SO much slutty now than those bitches were! What would the people I went to high school with say if they knew about me? What would my favorite teachers in high school say if they knew that quiet, shy little Randy has spread his buttcheeks and bent over urinals?" [EG]

    3. CA-master

      CA-master

      The ultimate whore/bitch should be available for any man who wants or needs to use it. They should be able to reach it at any time any where. They can just knock on the door get in relieve and leave. No questions asked

  23. I've sat in booths in XXX bookstores, pants down, playing with myself, and saying out loud, "Will somebody PLEASE fuck me?" LOL. Hey, say it enough and it works. [EG] But you've gotta be willing to take ANYBODY.
  24. New Goal: to get felched thru curly straws

    1. Sarif98

      Sarif98

      HAhahahahahaha

    2. bigbear4loads

      bigbear4loads

      you get the cum i'll provide the straw lololol...................

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      needless to say, the curly end up my twat

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