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RandyCubby

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  1. Wow. I've NEVER been able to cum - not once in my life - w/out having them worked.
  2. As for non-judgmental MDs and RNs, I get off on humiliation. [EG] The absolute best was being referred sent to a specialist when I had warts. His name looked familiar... It was a str8 dude I went to college with.
  3. That's a great idea! [EG] At the XXX bookstore, I've sucked off as many as 5 Mexicans. Mulch spreaders. I was a "puta sucia" -- a dirty whore -- and a "maricon" -- a faggot, and a lot of other stuff I didn't understand. (I don't know if this is correct Spanish or not, but I pulled my shirt up and said "Jugar con mis tetas" with a mouthful of stinky dick and they seemed to get it.)
  4. If you hit an XXX bookstore early on a weekday morning in the summer, you can stumble into a truckload of Mexican guys on their way to a landscaping job... [EG] Just sayin. (The only words I understood were "maricon" and "puta." "Puta sucia." Pretty sure they were talking about me.)
  5. I've paid 20-something hustlers -- young, dumb, full of cum. 😉 Usually around $20, though there's one nicknamed Five Dollar Paul.
  6. My first few tries at getting fucked as a teenager were unsuccessful, but the first time I did it successfully -- sitting on the cock of some fat hairy dude I'd met in the park and riding it cowgirl -- OMFG! (What WAS his name?) I never wanted to do anything else!!! Bouncing on a fat cock, I honestly thought, "Yeah, Mom and Dad, this is worth going to Hell for. THIS is what all those faggots love so much." Now, I back up on gloryholes in XXX bookstores to get fucked... cause it feels so fucking good! Basically, I think of myself as an anus -- a reasonably clean, greased-up, pleasure-seeking anus. Oh, I have arms and legs, but only so this pleasure-seeking anus can travel around town, looking for more dicks. (Butt plugs, zucchini, mop handles -- all those will work, too, but dicks are best. Two dicks at a time is the best.) As for my brain, I don't need it. I don't fucking use it.

  7. Cause it FEELS good! My first few tries at getting fucked were unsuccessful, but the first time I did it successfully -- sitting on the cock of some fat hairy dude I'd met in the park and riding it cowgirl -- OMFG! (What WAS his name?) I never wanted to do anything else!!! It FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD! Now, I back up on gloryholes in XXX bookstores to get fucked... cause it feels so fucking good! Basically, I think of myself as an anus -- a reasonably clean, greased-up, pleasure-seeking anus. Oh, I have arms and legs, but only so this pleasure-seeking anus can travel around town, looking for more dicks. (Butt plugs, zucchini, mop handles -- all those will work, too, but dicks are best. Two dicks at a time is the best.) As for my brain, I don't need it. I don't fucking use it. [EG] Just call me Asshole.
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    1. Guygonebad

      Guygonebad

      Life lived fully!

    2. DarkroomTaker

      DarkroomTaker

      Breakfast and lunch.... waiting for dinner... load in my hole maybe 😉

  9. No, no one knows "nice little Randy in Marketing" is a BB slut who's poz and gets gono and crabs.
  10. I not only learned to take ANYBODY, I learned to take it ANYWHERE. Once, I was a cute, butch college boy in an XXX bookstore booth. I was blowing an effeminate old queen (in a fur coat!). He turned me around to fuck me. I whined, "I don't wanna do it HERE." He said firmly, "Well, HERE is where we are."

    I couldn't argue with that... 😉 LOL. Since then I've been fucked in alleys, on the hood of cars, over urinals, on pool tables... 

    Like a whore.

  11. I not only learned to take ANYBODY, I learned to take it ANYWHERE. Once, I was a cute, butch college boy in an XXX bookstore booth. I was blowing an effeminate old queen (in a fur coat!). He turned me around to fuck me. I whined, "I don't wanna do it HERE." He said firmly, "Well, HERE is where we are." I couldn't argue with that... 😉 LOL. Since then I've been fucked in alleys, on the hood of cars, over urinals, on pool tables... Like a whore.
  12. Call me Bitch. Or Cocksucker.
  13. Wish I had a hot story, but... no. I honestly don't remember my first BB. It's been SO many 1000s of encounters ago. It's all a blur of cocks.
  14. Damn. My hero. I was gonna say, "OK, my limit is 30 in one day," till I read this. ; ) Now I wanna go for 50 in one day!
  15. I get fucked for butthole pleasure. Mindless, animal, butthole pleasure. I fuckin love dicks in my butthole! Anybody's dick. First time I came from getting fucked, I was in my teens, and riding it cowgirl - still my favorite position. It felt SO good, it scared me a little.
  16. Agree. I've stumbled around a bathhouse, bowlegged, exhausted... cocksnot literally dripping out of my gooey, creamy buttcrack... absent-mindedly tweaking my nipples in front of everybody... more chemicals swirling in my brain than a box of Kraft Mac n' Cheese (EG)... always wanting one more dick, no matter how many I've had!
  17. Same here. Cum all over my face - all in my beard - is my fetish, ESP. with guys watching. I get off on stepping out of an XXX bookstore booth into a crowded hallway like that. Usually, advertising that I'm a cumdump like that results in... more guys using me! 🙂
  18. I was at a sex party. I was in a cage, naked, with my butt backed up to the bars, getting fucked by some old, fat guy outside the cage, and I'm beating my meat, and I look up, and there's a guy from work watching. Grinning. We don't work in the same dept., and we're not really friends, and we've never spoken of it, but... you know when he sees me in the food court, or an elevator, that's what he thinks of. And I wonder how many people he's told. And that is so fucking hot.
  19. Same here -- knowing that they're all watching me beat my meat and play with my own nipples and finally cum, all with a cock up my ass. And they'll always know that when they see me in a bar, or in a store, or on Grinder...
  20. So I'm in this XXX bookstore this weekend, backed up on a gloryhole... And I'm backed up on... my 5th dick of the day, I'm such a slut. And dude walks into the booth to use my mouth, and he says, "This booth smells like butt. In fact, the whole section of the bookstore smells like butt. Everyone's commenting on it." By everyone, he means all the other customers cruising the bookstore. And he's right -- the smell of my ripe buttcrack/butthole is noticeable out in the hallway when I stumble bowlegged out of there.

  21. Oh, I've paid a few crackheads over the years to fuck me, or just to let me suck them off.
  22. A chance encounter in an adult bookstore in college with a big dick construction worker carrying a motorcycle helmet... 😉 Seriously. Sounds like a porno or a fantasy but it happened. And Tony -- that's what he said his name was, anyway -- turned me on to verbal abuse and cum facials.
  23. Well, I back up on gloryholes, so I don't always know WHO'S fucking me.
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