RandyCubby
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Cocks are like potato chips. I can't eat just one. If I taste one, I'm gonna eat... 30. Or until I run out.
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wish they were as easy to get as potato chips
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Now imagine cum was as rich in calories as potato chips - we'd have to rebuild all those gloryhole booths so guys like you and me could still squeeze in there...
Love my low-carb, protein-rich diet... *smackmylips*
The smell, the taste, the texture...every load is different, but each wonderful in its own way...
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My dealer made fun of me. "Aw, they stole some of your shit? WAAH! What'd you expect? And when do you want another round with Charlie? and Billy?"
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LOL. I hope you answered as soon as they can get over here. (This time lock up what's left) Don't forget to let us know when you get the results back from the clinic.
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So my dealer's been setting me up w/crackheads. Yeah, they're missing teeth, but $15-25 a pop, $140 goes a LONG way! (Granted, I think I'm missing some of my shit. ROFL. Dealer even told em to take what they wanted when my back was turned, like if I went to pee.) When I wasn't hooking up this weekend, I was at the gloryholes. Every. Waking. Moment.
What am I gonna catch? [EG] Seriously, guys. Post your guesses here and we'll see what the doctor says. Someone's already said gono and chlamydia.
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Got fucked thru gloryhole last night. Twice. Farted cum in my pants on the drive home.
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Would love to clean your pants (and hole)
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"I just lost the baby."
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I love to step out of an adult bookstore booth into a crowded hallway with a beard full of cum and see guys point me out to each other and sneer, "What a fuckin pig."
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STDs from cocksucking/getting sucked
RandyCubby replied to Hoseman's topic in Cocksucking Discussion
I hope the dentist (and dental hygienist) can look at the back of my throat and see it's been POUNDED. -
6 men came in my mouth last night
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Average 10 loads a week in my mouth, plus 1-2 a week in my butt, so that'd be... 200 loads so far this year? Yep. I am a slut.
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Here's a tip: Ugly guys are hornier! So go for the ugliest guys. They're easy. And fun!
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Don't know why guys always judge other people based on their outward appearances...
It's what's inside that counts - like inside his pants...
Same is true for age. Most young boys will only go for guys their own age. They've got no idea what they're missing out on...
I've never been an ageist. Sucked off a hot 'n' hairy sixtysomething daddy when I was in my early teens - beautiful uncut schlong and heavy, furry lowhangers...to this day the tastiest dick of my whole life...
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who is that in the pic, so hot
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Spent 7 hrs at the gloryholes. On a weeknight. I am a pig.
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Gloryholes in UK are now almost a thing of the past. Most public toilets in towns are now made out of panels of aluminium sheet, with lighting so bright it can probably be seen from the moon. No atmosphere, no smell, no sound of dripping water, no dark corners, no chance of removing the lightbulbs ... no nothing! I used to love the edginess of these places, the excitement, knowing a few guys would already be busy inside and the constant stream of guys popping by for a quickie
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That is incredible. You are not only a pig, you are a pig with stamina (and who knows what else!)
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Shame you're not closer as you could always try me out PissPig!
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That Awkward Moment When... I go to introduce one fuck buddy to another... so they both can fuck me... and... I don't know their names. Did I forget? Did I never ask? (One calls me... Mama Loosehole. The other thinks this is funny... and promises to tell ALL my friends. Mama Loosehole. Yeah. Awkward.)
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Has the news of your nickname spread yet? Thanks for the rep BTW. xx
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LOL. I have been in that situation before. I said "do you two know each other?" And faked a cough and turned my head to listen as they introduced themselves... ?
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I'm terrible at remembering names but give me a hole to work on with my hands and I remember it instantly ... every twist and turn
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My craigslist ad says I'll do anybody. For some reason, every troll in town has decided to take me up on it this weekend. [EG]
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Thank you, SIR! Well, at least I'd like to think that terrible slut was meant as a compliment...
Personally, I'd rather see myself as a good slut...
Though I gotta admit that when faced with a fat, dripping daddydick, even the best good boy can get terribly slutty at times...
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Nothing wrong with that, of course...
Even better when that fat, dripping daddydick happens to belong to a an AIDS troll...
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I'll settle for 'good slut' ... but I don't really care ... I just love a SLUT
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Goddamn, I've been a slut today. [EG] Yesterday, too, cum to think of it. Gloryholes... craigslist... gloryholes... grinder... gloryholes... fuck buddy... gloryholes... fuck buddies (plural)... then... a black guy in the hallway of the adult bookstore... then... 2 black guys in the restroom of the adult bookstore. Goddamn. God-fuckin-damn. Everyone saw! And... here I am pulling up at yet another adult bookstore. In the ghetto.
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The only thing better I like than a dick in my mouth and a dick up my butt... is 2 dicks in my mouth and 2 dicks up my butt!
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Ass-up, Anonymous in a Motel Last Tuesday
RandyCubby replied to bentover4u1972's topic in Your Last Load...
I've done it... and it's always made me feel like a REAL fuckin slut... because... well, I am. [EG] But I like making guys knock on the door, so I can open the door naked, w/out knowing who's gonna be there, and ask, "You here about the blowjob? or maybe some butthole? The last couple of guys really enjoyed my butthole. Loosened me up good." Close the door behind him, slide to my knees, start undoing his jeans, and say, "I bet you've got a nice big dick, mister." LOL. Now THAT'S fuckin slutty. -
Trolls GRIN when they see me walk into the XXX bookstore. They know they're gettin a blowjob.
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Does this cum in my beard make me look like a slut? (Be honest.)
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Oh yes. And it looks great.
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yes it does and you are!
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Thanks for the rep Randy ... now, one for one in the hole ... or maybe more ...
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"How was your weekend?" they'll ask. "Slutty," would be an honest answer. "Exceptionally slutty."
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I like being naked, esp. in front of a bunch of guys. (I like being examined and discussed like they're buying a horse or a dog.) I also like cowboy boots, which I think are esp. appropriate if I'm riding cowgirl, my favorite position. ; ) Maybe a jockstrap to frame my huge ass. But I feel cocksuckers should be shirtless, and I love suckin cocks, so ... no shirt of any kind.
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230. (I'd have scored more if there'd been category "Had more than 1000 anonymous partners.")
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Anyone prefer giving head to getting fucked
RandyCubby replied to Theo8's topic in Cocksucking Discussion
Well, the ideal is to be spit roasted by 2 guys - a cock in both my holes. I like it when they high five each other. I like it when they go back and forth, making me do ATM. -
Did I mention I like big black dick?
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