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  1. I felt SO slutty... sitting on a bed in a motel room, stripped, looking at 2 guys, trying to decide which dick to suck first.

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    2. PissPigBrooklyn
    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      LOL. Sucked off a fat old troll there. In the hallway.

    4. PissPigBrooklyn

      PissPigBrooklyn

      haha ~~~lucky him~ lucky you!

  2. "I heard you was a real cumdump," a guy said. "But damn, your pussy's loose! It was like stickin my dingus in the Grand Canyon and wavin it around. You need to tighten that shit up, bro. Seriously."

  3. Even at $20 a pop, I'm pissin away my paycheck to get fucked by grinnin, toothless retards my dealer sets me up with. I've taken 2 crackheads already; I've got 2 more lined up for later! That's $80 just for Sat! No rubbers, of course. (Plus, my dealer told em to feel free to smack me around. Show me who's boss. "Leave marks." One of em REALLY got off on it. Scared me. But I've already texted him, asking him back tomorrow. Hey, he's got a big dick!) I'm wondering... who's the real retard here?

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    2. bigbear4loads

      bigbear4loads

      LOL  You are my kind of pig!

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Today, I'm everybody's kind of pig! I am fuckin my brains out, and I am not done yet. No. 4 just left, and I'm headed to a craigslist hook-up! Some black guy says he wants to fuck a fat white boy. That will be my 5th unsafe fuck in 24 hrs.

    4. Niagarapig

      Niagarapig

      I would love to get my tongue up that used hole to suck out the poz loads & feed them back to you...then leave my own in your pig hole, of course!

  4. So when my boss and my secretary ask, "What'd you do this weekend?" should I tell the truth? [EG]

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    2. mjkuhl

      mjkuhl

      I'd like to join you on an expedition.

    3. CA-master

      CA-master

      What do you do as work during the day when you are in tie and suit? 

    4. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Marketing for a medical group.

  5. 13 dongs in my mouth since 5 pm Fri. that's unlucky, right? as in... wonder what I'm gonna catch from so many dirty dicks?

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    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Did I mention these guys were trolls? and crackheads?

    3. averageslut48

      averageslut48

      I think, you are very lucky. Never resfuse a load!

    4. PissPigBrooklyn

      PissPigBrooklyn

      Well don't stop! Go get thirteen more. Twenty six is not an unlucky number of trolls and crackheads.

  6. Cocks are like potato chips. I can't eat just one. If I taste one, I'm gonna eat... 30. Or until I run out.

    1. easyhole

      easyhole

      wish they were as easy to get as potato chips

    2. RotzBBengel

      RotzBBengel

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      Now imagine cum was as rich in calories as potato chips - we'd have to rebuild all those gloryhole booths so guys like you and me could still squeeze in there...:grin:

      Love my low-carb, protein-rich diet... *smackmylips* :drool:

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      The smell, the taste, the texture...every load is different, but each wonderful in its own way... :2thumbs:

  7. My dealer made fun of me. "Aw, they stole some of your shit? WAAH! What'd you expect? And when do you want another round with Charlie? and Billy?"

    1. PissPigBrooklyn

      PissPigBrooklyn

      LOL. I hope you answered as soon as they can get over here. (This time lock up what's left) Don't forget to let us know when you get the results back from the clinic.

  8. So my dealer's been setting me up w/crackheads. Yeah, they're missing teeth, but $15-25 a pop, $140 goes a LONG way! (Granted, I think I'm missing some of my shit. ROFL. Dealer even told em to take what they wanted when my back was turned, like if I went to pee.) When I wasn't hooking up this weekend, I was at the gloryholes. Every. Waking. Moment.

    What am I gonna catch? [EG] Seriously, guys. Post your guesses here and we'll see what the doctor says. Someone's already said gono and chlamydia.

    1. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      Just slam a couple of 0.5 and you'll not know or care ....

    2. Big4mus

      Big4mus

      Resistant Gono 

  9. So my dealer's setting me up w/some crackheads who'll fuck me for $20 a pop, and like potato chips, you know I can't eat just one. ; )

    1. easyhole

      easyhole

      you'll be getting some great seed

  10. It's... like I've got a clit inside me. A big fat clit.

  11. Got fucked thru gloryhole last night. Twice. Farted cum in my pants on the drive home.

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    2. PissPigBrooklyn

      PissPigBrooklyn

      Would love to clean your pants (and hole)

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      "I just lost the baby."

  12. I love to step out of an adult bookstore booth into a crowded hallway with a beard full of cum and see guys point me out to each other and sneer, "What a fuckin pig."
  13. I hope the dentist (and dental hygienist) can look at the back of my throat and see it's been POUNDED.
  14. 6 men came in my mouth last night

  15. Average 10 loads a week in my mouth, plus 1-2 a week in my butt, so that'd be... 200 loads so far this year? Yep. I am a slut.
  16. Here's a tip: Ugly guys are hornier! So go for the ugliest guys. They're easy. And fun!

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    2. RotzBBengel

      RotzBBengel

      Don't know why guys always judge other people based  on their outward appearances...

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      It's what's inside that counts - like inside his pants...:grin:

       

      Same is true for age. Most young boys will only go for guys their own age. They've got no idea what they're missing out on... ;)

      I've never been an ageist. Sucked off a hot 'n' hairy sixtysomething daddy when I was in my early teens - beautiful uncut schlong and heavy, furry lowhangers...to this day the tastiest dick of my whole life...:drool:

    3. pozguyseeker

      pozguyseeker

      who is that in the pic, so hot

  17. Spent 7 hrs at the gloryholes. On a weeknight. I am a pig.

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    2. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      Gloryholes in UK are now almost a thing of the past.  Most public toilets in towns are now made out of panels of aluminium sheet, with lighting so bright it can probably be seen from the moon. No atmosphere, no smell, no sound of dripping water, no dark corners, no chance of removing the lightbulbs ... no nothing! I used to love the edginess of these places, the excitement, knowing a few guys would already be busy inside and the constant stream of guys popping by for a quickie

    3. PissPigBrooklyn

      PissPigBrooklyn

      That is incredible. You are not only a pig, you are a pig with stamina (and who knows what else!)

    4. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      Shame you're not closer as you could always try me out PissPig!

  18. That Awkward Moment When... I go to introduce one fuck buddy to another... so they both can fuck me... and... I don't know their names. Did I forget? Did I never ask? (One calls me... Mama Loosehole. The other thinks this is funny... and promises to tell ALL my friends. Mama Loosehole. Yeah. Awkward.)

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    2. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      Has the news of your nickname spread yet? Thanks for the rep BTW.  xx:*xx

    3. phukhole

      phukhole

      LOL. I have been in that situation before. I said "do you two know each other?" And faked a cough and turned my head to listen as they introduced themselves... ?

    4. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      I'm terrible at remembering names but give me a hole to work on with my hands and I remember it instantly ... every twist and turn

  19. My craigslist ad says I'll do anybody. For some reason, every troll in town has decided to take me up on it this weekend. [EG]

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    2. RotzBBengel

      RotzBBengel

      @Fistulike666

      Thank you, SIR! Well, at least I'd like to think that terrible slut  was meant as a compliment...;)

      Personally, I'd rather see myself as a good slut...

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      Though I gotta admit that when faced with a fat, dripping daddydick,  even the best good boy can get terribly slutty at times...:grin:

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    3. RotzBBengel

      RotzBBengel

      Nothing wrong with that, of course...

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      Even better when that fat, dripping daddydick happens to belong to a an AIDS troll...:drool:

    4. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      I'll settle for 'good slut' ... but I don't really care ... I just love a SLUT

  20. Goddamn, I've been a slut today. [EG] Yesterday, too, cum to think of it. Gloryholes... craigslist... gloryholes... grinder... gloryholes... fuck buddy... gloryholes... fuck buddies (plural)... then... a black guy in the hallway of the adult bookstore... then... 2 black guys in the restroom of the adult bookstore. Goddamn. God-fuckin-damn. Everyone saw! And... here I am pulling up at yet another adult bookstore. In the ghetto.

    1. PissPigBrooklyn

      PissPigBrooklyn

      As always, you are my hero, pig!

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      I almost yelped when the shower hit my titties this AM - they've been tweaked and yanked so much.

  21. The only thing better I like than a dick in my mouth and a dick up my butt... is 2 dicks in my mouth and 2 dicks up my butt!

    1. Luvbbslut

      Luvbbslut

      And a line waiting in front of these hungry holes

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Fuck yeah! 30 guys in each line! ROFL!

  22. I've done it... and it's always made me feel like a REAL fuckin slut... because... well, I am. [EG] But I like making guys knock on the door, so I can open the door naked, w/out knowing who's gonna be there, and ask, "You here about the blowjob? or maybe some butthole? The last couple of guys really enjoyed my butthole. Loosened me up good." Close the door behind him, slide to my knees, start undoing his jeans, and say, "I bet you've got a nice big dick, mister." LOL. Now THAT'S fuckin slutty.
  23. Trolls GRIN when they see me walk into the XXX bookstore. They know they're gettin a blowjob.

    1. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      i could do with one right now! xx:cool::drool:xx

    2. phukhole

      phukhole

      They know a good cocksucker NEEDS to service meat!  Course, I'm sure everyone smile when you walk in, stud.

  24. Does this cum in my beard make me look like a slut? (Be honest.)

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    2. averageslut48

      averageslut48

      Oh yes. And it looks great.

    3. PissPigBrooklyn

      PissPigBrooklyn

      yes it does and you are!

    4. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      Thanks for the rep Randy ... now, one for one in the hole ... or maybe more ... 

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      Another satisfied friend.jpg

  25. "How was your weekend?" they'll ask. "Slutty," would be an honest answer. "Exceptionally slutty."

    1. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      That's an A*+ answer.

    2. averageslut48

      averageslut48

      Absolutely great. Slutty is always the right way to spend the weekend.

    3. PissPigBrooklyn

      PissPigBrooklyn

      Answer then that way. Go ahead! Do it!

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