Jump to content

RandyCubby

Senior Members
  • Posts

    511
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    2

Everything posted by RandyCubby

  1. I fantasize about being knocked up -- no clue who my baby daddy is -- and my tits getting even bigger and even more sensitive.
  2. I love being that bottom -- my need to suck cock overcoming my shyness so that I lose control and do it in front of everybody
  3. Love coming back to the office from lunch a little bit late... with dickbreath... or a little bit of cum in my beard... or a pube on the tip of my tongue... or dirty knees in my khakis. Love it when my big ass nipples are clearly visible to my coworkers thru my shirt, like headlights.
  4. 1. Do you enjoy making a man cum with your hand and mouth or him jerking himself off and feeding you his load? Both. 2. Do you like cum that shoots out hard, or cum that oozes out that you can lick up? Both. 3.How do you like to swallow his cum and why? With his cock deep in your throat? With his head resting on your tongue? With your mouth open and your tongue out? Jerking him off? With my mouth open and my tongue out, begging for it. 4. Do you like thick semen or more watery? What is the sweet spot between too thick or too watery? I would say thick and creamy, but there was that time I sucked off a fat old troll thru a gloryhole in a plexiglass wall in a bathhouse, and rivers of his cum ran down the wall to the floor for me to lick up, so... both. 😉 5. Do you like semen sweet and pleasant with little taste, or salty with a very spermy flavor that has a long aftertaste? Why? Salty/spermy with long aftertaste! 6. What's the perfect size load that you like to swallow? Enough to get an nice taste? Or enough to get a big gulp? Or something that overwhelms your mouth that you have to work to swallow? The more cum, the better. I love to be overwhelmed by cum. 7. For those that have sucked off more than 1 guy at the same time, how is the experience different from eating multiple loads opposed to being with 1 guy? I can't get enough. The more I get, the more I want. 7. Describe the perfect cock that you'd like to suck and the perfect type of cum you'd want to swallow. A FAT dick with a mushroom head that keeps cumming and cumming.
  5. sitting on it is good for playing with myself AND for stuffing another dick or two in my mouth
  6. I love sitting on it and riding it. Someone once told me it was the sluttiest looking position, so I esp. like it at parties where everyone can see me.
  7. I started going to XXX bookstores as soon as I turned 18, and man, was my inner pig unleashed. After my first couple of visits, it became my goal to see how many cocks I could suck every single time. If I sucked 5, I HAD to suck 6. If I sucked 20, I HAD to suck 21.
  8. I love em all, but I prefer cut. It's what I grew up with. I love the sight of a big cut dick with a big bullet or mushroom head, not an elephant's trunk. 🙂
  9. I fucking love this.
  10. I feel like I've told this story on here, before, but... I hooked up with this older guy in a restroom. He wasn't exactly masculine. 😉 (Read, "old retail queen.") But his dick was 10 and 3/4 inches... and FAT even in proportion to its length. I couldn't get my fingers around the base, and the head was like a tennis ball. It was like some stupid cartoon or Photoshop of a big fat dick... only it was real. I examined it up close and personal many, many times, though about all I could do was lick it and admire it from all angles. I even considered knitting little outfits for it and dressing it up.
  11. I've done 2,000. Easy. WAY more than that in my mouth. Prostitute numbers.
  12. I once had someone (with whom I've sadly lost contact) offer -- for a fee -- to set me up to be banged by some illegals, like a landscaping crew. They'd be str8, but they'd HAVE to bang me to get their paycheck... and they'd take out that anger on me. The guy setting it up would give me a speech he'd written. I'd strip, grease up my butthole in front of everybody, stand there naked and read it to them. "Soy un maricon. Jala mis tetas muy bruscamente y chinga me muy bruscamente."
  13. Once, at Steamworks in Chicago, I was sucking off this fat old guy -- think Jabba in Star Wars -- thru a gloryhole in a plexiglass wall. (His little fat veiny dick was poking thru the gloryhole, his rolls of flab were pressed up against the glass.) From the gloryhole to the concrete floor was dried gray crusty cum, like they only cleaned it once a week. He was SO horny cause no one else would blow him, and I was applying my considerable oral skills, so he exploded -- his cum poured down the crusty dried cum trail to the floor. His little dick just kept squirting and squirting. I was licking up both his runny cum and the dried gray crusty cum while a bunch of young muscle gym twinkies watched. (I sucked off the same old fat dude 30 minutes later in the restroom in front of everybody; damn, he was horny.)
  14. I've been licking cum off adult bookstore walls and floors for years. It may be THE lowest thing I do.
  15. My nipples.
  16. Bukkake. Till my own mom wouldn't recognize me. [EG]
  17. Perfect, then. That'd be... 2.5 abortions a year! [EG] "Father unknown."
  18. I'd be in the abortion clinic every 8 months. 😉 Then start over again.
  19. I love the idea of being knocked up (without knowing who the daddy was). I'd be even hornier than usual, and my nipples would be even more sensitive. LOL.
  20. too late for me. (and I'm such a slut, I have no clue who pozzed me or when. could have been anybody of 100s)
  21. I've been told I'm a natural. (I think the actual words were, "This is what you were MADE for.") But then I've practiced, practiced, practiced.
  22. Once a year, though I think my "record" was 5 x in 20 months.
  23. Love cum all over my face, but not in my eyes. Weird how it hurts your eyes but not your butt / pussy.
  24. 'No, I haven't been with anyone else today," when in reality I've blown 3 dudes already.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use, Privacy Policy, and Guidelines. We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.