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RandyCubby

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  1. I once had someone (with whom I've sadly lost contact) offer -- for a fee -- to set me up to be banged by some illegals, like a landscaping crew. They'd be str8, but they'd HAVE to bang me to get their paycheck... and they'd take out that anger on me. The guy setting it up would give me a speech he'd written. I'd strip, grease up my butthole in front of everybody, stand there naked and read it to them. "Soy un maricon. Jala mis tetas muy bruscamente y chinga me muy bruscamente."
  2. Once, at Steamworks in Chicago, I was sucking off this fat old guy -- think Jabba in Star Wars -- thru a gloryhole in a plexiglass wall. (His little fat veiny dick was poking thru the gloryhole, his rolls of flab were pressed up against the glass.) From the gloryhole to the concrete floor was dried gray crusty cum, like they only cleaned it once a week. He was SO horny cause no one else would blow him, and I was applying my considerable oral skills, so he exploded -- his cum poured down the crusty dried cum trail to the floor. His little dick just kept squirting and squirting. I was licking up both his runny cum and the dried gray crusty cum while a bunch of young muscle gym twinkies watched. (I sucked off the same old fat dude 30 minutes later in the restroom in front of everybody; damn, he was horny.)
  3. I've been licking cum off adult bookstore walls and floors for years. It may be THE lowest thing I do.
  4. Bukkake. Till my own mom wouldn't recognize me. [EG]
  5. Perfect, then. That'd be... 2.5 abortions a year! [EG] "Father unknown."
  6. I'd be in the abortion clinic every 8 months. 😉 Then start over again.
  7. I love the idea of being knocked up (without knowing who the daddy was). I'd be even hornier than usual, and my nipples would be even more sensitive. LOL.
  8. too late for me. (and I'm such a slut, I have no clue who pozzed me or when. could have been anybody of 100s)
  9. I've been told I'm a natural. (I think the actual words were, "This is what you were MADE for.") But then I've practiced, practiced, practiced.
  10. Once a year, though I think my "record" was 5 x in 20 months.
  11. Love cum all over my face, but not in my eyes. Weird how it hurts your eyes but not your butt / pussy.
  12. 'No, I haven't been with anyone else today," when in reality I've blown 3 dudes already.
  13. I learned "Tira mis tetas!" and "Soy una puta!" for use with landscape crews who come into the XXX bookstore. [EG]
  14. I've got a Western wear fetish, so cowboy boots (and nothin else) when I'm riding a dick cowgirl style. [EG] Tan construction boots and military surplus army boots are good.
  15. Starting cruising the park (restrooms, woods) in my teens, but I was 18 when I sucked my first black cock in an adult bookstore. Now I "specialize" in it.
  16. Hammer handle, mop handle, banana... buttplugs, of course... I sound like a pretty basic bitch compared to some of the answers on here! 😉 (Oh, and I've cored and fucked grapefruits, too, as a experimental teenager.)
  17. Once, visiting a bathhouse in Chicago, there was a plexiglass wall with a gloryhole. From the gloryhole to the concrete floor, the plexiglass was gray and crusty with dried cum. I sucked off a hot DILF, then... a fat old Jabba the Hutt guy with a little fat cock. No one else would blow him, so he was really horny! He exploded in my mouth / all over my face, and I was licking cum off the crusty plexiglass wall and off the floor.
  18. cowgirl! I'm a natural cowgirl. [EG] someone told me once that cowgirl was THE sluttiest-looking position. I love that I can beat my meat/tweak my nipples... and stuff a dick or 2 in my mouth
  19. I like to get fucked thru gloryholes, which is kinda the same thing. No clue who's fucking me. Leave my buttstink on multiple gloryholes. [EG]
  20. I remember my first anal orgasm. (I call them buttgasms, btw.) I was riding cowgirl and playing with my tits. It was SO intense the dude I was sitting on asked me if I was OK! LOL.
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