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Once, I was in a bathhouse in Chicago. There was a clear plexiglass wall with a gloryhole in it. The plexiglass wall was gray with dried cocksnot down to the cold concrete floor. A really good looking guy was on the other side. I blew him. Then... a really, really fat took his place. Rolls of blubber pressed up against the glass wall. Little cock sticking thru. He was SO horny cause no one else there would blow him. But I did. In front of everybody. He exploded with cum. It ran down the clear glass wall, thru the crusty gray dried loads of SO many other men to the crusty, crunchy dried cum on the concrete floor. I licked it all up, in front of everybody -- pretty young muscle dudes who were sneering and laughing and commenting.
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So I'm in this XXX bookstore this weekend, backed up on a gloryhole... And I'm backed up on... my 5th dick of the day, I'm such a slut. And dude walks into the booth to use my mouth, and he says, "This booth smells like butt. In fact, the whole section of the bookstore smells like butt. Everyone's commenting on it." By everyone, he means all the other customers cruising the bookstore. And he's right -- the smell of my ripe buttcrack/butthole is noticeable out in the hallway when I stumble bowlegged out of there.
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So some female porn star gave 249 blowjobs in 14 hours in 2006 for a world's record. [EG] I would fuckin love to break that record.
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And another 250 up my ass. 😉 And when that starts to "overflow," as it will, scrape it out of my asshole with a spoon and feed it to me. (You're right about me being a dirty PIG, sir.)
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And another 250 inside your ass on top of the 250 already received. Not only am I correct on you being a dirty PIG, boy, it is also very clear to me what a complete and utter hungry any load whatsoever cum-dump you are.
*Fetches tablespoon to feed @RandyCubby* 😁
Happy new year, PIG 🐽
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I've never had enough cocks/cum in either of my orifices. Happy new year, sir!
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So when my boss and my secretary ask, "What'd you do this weekend?" should I tell the truth? [EG]
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I'd like to join you on an expedition.
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What do you do as work during the day when you are in tie and suit?
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Marketing for a medical group.
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Spent 7 hrs at the gloryholes. On a weeknight. I am a pig.
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Gloryholes in UK are now almost a thing of the past. Most public toilets in towns are now made out of panels of aluminium sheet, with lighting so bright it can probably be seen from the moon. No atmosphere, no smell, no sound of dripping water, no dark corners, no chance of removing the lightbulbs ... no nothing! I used to love the edginess of these places, the excitement, knowing a few guys would already be busy inside and the constant stream of guys popping by for a quickie
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That is incredible. You are not only a pig, you are a pig with stamina (and who knows what else!)
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Shame you're not closer as you could always try me out PissPig!
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That Awkward Moment When... I go to introduce one fuck buddy to another... so they both can fuck me... and... I don't know their names. Did I forget? Did I never ask? (One calls me... Mama Loosehole. The other thinks this is funny... and promises to tell ALL my friends. Mama Loosehole. Yeah. Awkward.)
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Has the news of your nickname spread yet? Thanks for the rep BTW. xx
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LOL. I have been in that situation before. I said "do you two know each other?" And faked a cough and turned my head to listen as they introduced themselves... ?
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I'm terrible at remembering names but give me a hole to work on with my hands and I remember it instantly ... every twist and turn
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The only thing better I like than a dick in my mouth and a dick up my butt... is 2 dicks in my mouth and 2 dicks up my butt!
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Trolls GRIN when they see me walk into the XXX bookstore. They know they're gettin a blowjob.
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"But, Nurse, I don't KNOW the names of my sex partners."
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"Demons are real, Randy, and you're full of them," a Christian told me.
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fuckin great mate; let them out and use them well.
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"Look how she takes it," someone said, watching my asshole gobble up 8 fat inches. "She just takes it. Like a whore. She just takes it like a whore."
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"Look how she takes it," someone sneered, talking about me. "Look how she just TAKES it."
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"Look how she takes it," someone sneered, talking about me. "Look how she just TAKES it."
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"No, ma'am, this ... ho ... don't know her baby daddies."
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I love not knowing....
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Clinic counselor bitch was grilling me. "You mean the ho don't even know her baby daddies?" I was playing along -- turning red, looking at my feet, fighting back tears -- but getting turned on. "No, ma'am. This ... HO ... don't even know HER baby daddies." I explained how I get fucked thru gloryholes in dirty bookstores. "I am not believin this," she said. She brought in a coworker, made me repeat it. In detail. I knew my role, got into it. Started blubberi...
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"You seem ... desperate," a guy sneered. "Like you'll do anybody."
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Not desperate, I'm a whore. :-)
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