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Sometime in my late 20's I stopped giving a shit and just started asking every hot not-decrepit straight guy I found myself meeting, from whichever source, if they'd let me give them a casual blowjob sometime on the dl just because I thought he was hot. Prereq criteria basically only included just a good first chat with (mutual jokes, compliments, light small talk etc) and whom I was able to somehow stalk out his contact info subsequently. Range included: female friends' boyfriends (yes) to family friends (fail) to dad's coworkers (yes) to sisters' exboyfriends (fail..so far) to Let's talk science volunteer work (yes 😈) to altar servers from church (yes) to hitchhikers (yes) to rideshares (yes) to people off kijiji I got/sold stuff to (yes) to ex-classmates (fail) to ex-profs (yes) to rando guy that mowed the lawn once (yes) to pizza delivery guys (yes) to uber drivers (yes) to hotel front desk clerks (fail) to shaw internet guy (fail) to guy that crashed into my car (fail) to guy from board game group (fail) to some suburban dads I'd met via my nephew's play dates (fail) to guys from canadian version burning man (yes) to my roommates' brothers (fail) to gym trainer (fail) to guys I'd met at my dealer's place (yes) to guys from the golf-club whom I'd caddied for (yes) to baristas at the starbucks i go to regularly (fail) to almost every other male decent looking grad student in my department (yes) to students I'd TA'd (yes)...that's all i can think of so far. But yah, here in Canada I'm not afraid of someone punching me or whatever so for the most part, i just go for it and leave it up to chance. Honestly been pleasantly surprised more often than you'd expect considering the circumstances. But all of this just makes it so much more enjoyable when you get to taste his cum 😈 When I was 14, I used to jerk off to the fantasy of getting railed by every single guy I encountered in my day to day life. I remember trying to picture what each of their cocks looked like in excruciating detail while i was jerking off and sometimes intentionally recalled and focused on the image when next i met the guy . *sigh* if only right? Unfortunately cant get every cock but nothing wrong with trying for as many as possible in exchange for maybe a bit of embarrassment and rejection. u gotta follow your (wet) dreams bro

that's so hot. I miss that part of being in a relationship. Yah, as for keepin things as clean as possible, aside from not eating or using pharmacological assistance, the next best strat is to start a daily psyllium husk regimen, cut out coffee, avoid or moderate how much fat you eat (makes ur shit sticky) and sulfate rich foods like broccoli and eggs (makes ur shit smelly) if u anticipate a fucking within 3 hours of that meal and lastly for peace of mind, carry around a mini-douche so u can do 1 or 2 quick ones in the bathroom just to check,esp if u anticipate a fuck might happen soon. oh yeah, for spontaneous sex never ride his dick (ie him laying down u sitting on him) - that's a disaster waiting to happer. but yeah, even with all this, cant always be perfect and there'll eventually be a messy occurrence at some point in the future. Hopefully by that time, you''ll have locked him in enough that it won't be much of an issue anymore.

Have any of you ever thought about your crushes (students or teachers)back in high school and tried to either bait them for their cock pics and/or have sex with them by whatever means? I dunno if it's a fetish but the idea of a blast from the past kinda fuck is a turn on for me

Lotsa lube lol. I recommend Vaseline, though some guys swear by coconut oil or gun oil. lay it on thick, inside, outside, around, dont skimp. afterall it's cheap, makes ur skin look nice and plump the day after. the water-based ones dry out quickly and start to chafe and the silicon ones are more expensive and can somehow rub the wrong way sometimes (though they are superior when shaving). Maybe stretching beforehand might help condition the muscles' flexibility somewhat? Same way you might stretch before going running or swimming or whatever. That way, they're less likely to tear or be too tight or if you have a prescription/access to a mild analgesic or dissociative, there's that route as well. But yah, dont restrict having sex with him though

Open-ended road trip: Tentatively Kalispell> Missoula> Helena>Butte>Bozeman then return Only did a basic search, but Montana doesn't exactly seem like a booming hub for m2m hookups. 😕 Any recommendations on where to go/what to do? Open to suggestions, all I know is that by the end of the road trip, I want there to have been more bangin explosions in my butthole from the doings of the men of Montana than the total sum of however many fireworks they'd release for american independence day

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A few months ago I did an anon motel cumdump thing in Edmonton. A few hours in, I think around 9 or 10pm, I get an email replying to one of my more tonally subdued vanilla-esque ad variations that I'd put up (gotta use different bait to catch different fish I figure). Annoyingly, it just says 'hey' but it's got a hot af dick pic of a nice rock solid 7.5 incher that had me instantly category tag the email as a VIP without hesitation. Based on his pubes, cock shape, hairiness and skin tone I'm like 75% confident in guessing he's hot, Italian, probs in his low 20s, plays sports and likely straight. I send the location deets and tell him he can come over if he's free now, and like 45 min later he's opening up my unlocked room door.. He has me suck his cock first for a few min then as we rearranged ourselves getting into our respective positions, he reaches into his jeans pocket for a fucking rubber. Uggggggg. Pissed me off that's for sure. But! it just goes to show that you shouldn't count your chickens before they're hatched because I was somehow able to pull a hail mary switcheroo without him noticing so you never know what might work. You see, after he'd been fucking me for a bit, he slipped out. At that point, I'd arced back up under the guise of trying to get him back inside, my hand luckily reached his cock before his did thus giving me a small window of opportunity. I was stroking him while pressing his shaft against the upper part of my ass crack. My other hand quickly scooped up an overly generous dollop of vaseline and did a messy smear of our privates while still grinding and just the moment before penetration, I quickly inched the condom up and over his cock head with my thumb but kept the loose dislodged condom in place while having him penetrate me. I held on for a few more seconds then switched back down to standard face down ass up cumdump pose hoping he hadn't noticed and he'd keep fucking. He kept fucking. Yayyyyy! Luck roll checks out. It wasn't until after he'd cum (huge explosive shots that I def enjoyed feeling) and as he was pulling out he got all panicky and said that the condom had fallen off. I acted dumb (What you say? ?You're saying the condom is in my butt along with your cum?! no wayyy. But it seemed like you had that all under control and stuff, like how could that even happen?Maybe we used too much lube? Is that a thing? Things got a bit hot and sweaty back there as well. I dunno. You really didn't feel it slipping off at all? Wait, you're clean right? ) Apparently from what he then told me, he'd always always gone safe in all his previous times and not even with his current girlfriend do they go bareback. This was the first time that this had happened. (Oh, yikes. Well, I mean, nothing we can do right? it is what it is. On the bright side I guess, I'm for sure clean and since you are too, at least there's nothing to worry about in that regard y'know. And like, even if it wasn't exactly something we wanted or expected to happen, a part of me is a little turned on by the idea too. does that sound weird? (Well, I was honest in saying I was clean but as for the 7 loads of fresh stranger cum currently co-occupying my anal canal that your dick was swimming around in before cumming, well, who knows. :X ) No regrets. Cum is the ultimate goal for a cumdump and not ashamed to say ill do anything to get it

Your infectivity will depend on the stage of infection of the syph - i.e. 1) early - has it had time to colonize and multiply its viral load numbers in the first month or so? possible but still a low chance 2) Or if it's in stage 2, aside from the rash everyone gets, it's common to get oozing canchre sores as well. If it's on ur dick and oozing, yah id say thats more infectious But yeah, dont procrastinate with syph or ignore it - no one will want to fuck you once it gets set up and starts progressively making you uglier and uglier with body bumps, lip sores, oozing sores on ur dick that dont heal, systemic inflammation causing hair loss, dry skin, acne and loss of ur gym gains. U also feel will like shit all the time. So yeah, get that shit cleared up asap. The penicillin butt shot sucks but it's the fastest and strongest option imo as doxy pep is like a week at least if it's early stage. If u had been using dox as a prophylactic tho, u would be able to top by day 3 without being infectious

Without a doubt, I'm kind of a keener when it comes to sucking wiener. Here's a just for-fun, nonsensical composition on my enlightened insights into cock sucking: All things considered, cultivating an addiction for sucking cock might not be the most socially acceptable hobby or recreational activity to opt for but if you look beyond the superficial label of a hush hush activity and assess the bare essential benefits it can provide, without a doubt, it certainly is comparatively the hobby with the most bang for your buck all things considered, especially if you consider the idea of cum as a commodity of value, one such that you desire quite often in your day to day life and also a resource that you likely have limited access to generally speaking, especially with regards to from whom, how much of it u can want and when u can get it You might not win any impress points by boasting about your achievements furthering your hobby at thanksgiving dinner but beyond the superficial veneeer, it's probably the #1 most effective general purpose tool you have available to you at any particular time or place in your life with no cost and no consequences. Stressed about money? Go suck a cock. Stressed about exams? Go suck a cock. Stressed about relationship problems? Go suck a cock. Simple as that for feeling better about your day and more economical than a therapist or xanax. Rather than that lame ol apple a day doctor whatever bs saying that somehow became a contemporary idiomatic fixture despite being a complete nonsensical load of garbo, a much much better alternative cock sucking version in my opinion of 2 strategies for keeping in good health and good spirits would sound like: "Fuck prescriptions and fuck rum. Truly, remedy that never fails when you're glum, Is to simply suck a nice cock and get some jizz in your tum. And bested only really by, A cock that likes your bum, Likes to keep you happy, by keeping you well-bred and a daily supply of man cum" There are numerous benefits immediately apparent upon body entry- foremost are that its a better legal high than any drug, itms cheaper than booze - usually free actually, is an enjoyable form of cardio and notably forms a high nutrient part of a well balanced diet that is completely organic, gluten-free and locally sourced. It's a crying shame that we haven't cultivated this incredible hobby for community involvement and skill improvement compared to other recreational activities or athletic pursuits dont you think? Considering I've heard so many many tragic stories of a hetero sex shortage occurring across all demographics to such an extent that the development of blue balls might as well be a nation-wide emergency and more of a pandemic health threat than covid bird flu and west nile combined. Thus, I like to think I'm being a true Canadian patriot and proactive friend of the environment by stalwartly being on the front lines for this issue, actively working to unburden as much as I can of the liquid pressure felt by the heavy balls burdening the pants seamsof the broad cohort of honest hard working Canadian men that have been unfairly disadvantaged by this crisis of an inadequate framework for seeing their manhoods well and regularly serviced. On an ecological level, stopgapping the flow of all that man cum must surely have dire consequences for our health as a nation, especially if left unresolved. Without enabling some kind of strategic pathway for release on a macro level, whatever will become of all those frustrated Canuck testicles forced into involuntary celibacy? Will they shrivel up like raisins in the sun? Or are they destined to be stopgapped like a mountain river choked up by a beaver dam til it stagnates? No, that's unacceptable dont u think? I say fuck those fishy smelling beavers and their destabilizing games they play with Canadian hardwood - let the river flow dont u agree? Thats why I work 110% as a cocksucker you see, it's for the good of the nation's ecological equilibrium and to safeguard the integrity of arguably our most valuable resource - the sperm of the Canadian male population, the biological root of our potential as a nation and being able to navigate natural selection as a sexual species in the generations to come via cum - all that profundity neatly and aesthetically packaged in 2 cute testicles swinging underneath every Canuck's legs and unfortunately also suffers the indignity of neglect and insufficient attention, like beautiful orchard apples forced to crowd and distort as they ripen because of the farmer's negligence. A shame. Consider the comparable scenario of heavy rainfall overburdening our plumbing system as another comparable example for visualization whereby we find increasing stress on existing infrastructure due to an increasing fluid buildup because of inadequate exit flow strategies from standard plumbing. And yet, this scenario is resolved by the clever use of manholes for enabling a fluid flow exit path. Why not use the manhole equivalent to handle our blue ball problem then? Could an accessible solution for the nationwide blueball emergency simply be to have Canadian men to just direct their fluids down a 'manhole' equivalent? A promising prospect to meet this crisis in any case So, you see, contrary to expectations, the role of the cocksucker is really and truly a vital part of the Canadian bedrock needed for thr healthy and sustainable functioning of our society. Supporting their service therefore can be understood as a good cause toward the betterment of Canadian society, similar to how we might support our troops via bumper stickers or buying a poppy flower or a colored ribbon etc. With that same mindset, consider supporting your local cocksucker and the voluntary service he does for the good of the nation as well. Similar to pinning on a poppy onto your lapel to show support for the armed forces, an appropriate way of showing your support would be by simply unzipping your pants, flopping your penis out and allowing him relieve pressure for your member and after you bust your nut, you can zip back up knowing you did a good patriotic deed today. For greater involvement, consider how incorporating a manhole into your own day-to-day life might work for you in improving your quality of life as a reliable environmentally friendly option for alleviating horniness and preventing blue balls development. Contact your local cocksucker for more information on how to get started with using a manhole as a place to ejaculate in. After considering the benefits accrued from cocksucking on an individual's personal quality of life as well as the benefits afforded on a larger scale to the nation, has your view perhaps changed on choosing cocksucking as a worthy hobby/recreational activity? Overall, a nice horny stupidly ridiculous idea to mull over no?

lol....uhmm....Secret cum exchange telegram group anyone??? haha 😈 I used to save loads from hot guys that came by for some gloryhole service, especially the ones that insisted on just oral. I'd even label the tubes with their stats and info just so I'd have a better memory of the guy as I booty bumped their cum haha. The easiest way I found to keep the loads well preserved and non-gummy is to first put the tube (transparent) of cum in a UV light box for 5min before immediately popping it in the freezer. The UV doesnt affect the sperm but 5min kills 99.99% of bacteria, including the ones that ferment the sugars in the semen and cause it to smell sour (...yes, you could technically make wine with cum), and it takes about that long for the guy to zip up and get out the door anyways. Also, might sound weird, but I'd put a tiny drop of Pond's moisturizer - the one that contains only glycerin and vitamin e - in the tube beforehand to mix with the cum. The glycerin acts as a cryoprotectant, like bubblewrap to keep the sperm cells from lysing during freezing, and the vitamin e acts an antioxidant to sop up any free radicals released from lysed cells that'd cause the proteins to aggregate and look gummy.

Despite the availability of various hookup apps/sites that make it somewhat easier to get some raw stranger cum deposited inside you, there are still some glaring limitations with using this process flow: 1. spontaneous immediate breeding is difficult 2. scope limited only to guys online at the time using the same app 3. disclosing willingness to breed/get bred not always convenient to explicitly tie to your profile As a solution, I'd like to propose that we come up with a new secret code for cum lovers to show a wanting to breed/get bred asap? Although we have the 'sex stare' fitting that niche atm, 1) it's not always possible with the context , 2) can be a big question mark sometimes with unclear signalling and 3) its meaning is not only minimally obscured but is also interpreted as really more of a generic amorous interest rather than an urge to inseminate (I think anyways?..maybe I'm just not sex staring the right way). For other examples, the understall shoe tap tap is still a thing, effective but mensroom only. hankycode used to be a thing, but no one carries hankerchiefs anymore..so were handshakes with an inner finger scratch but that was and still is kinda creepy. earrings, tats, hair, clothes...too variable and much of an identity expression. not useful as a clear, functional, specific signal, ie, to breed So, to fit that niche, we need a new secret code! Such a code should ideally function to float your willingness to breed/get bred to your target and check if he's like-minded while also seem discrete and innocuous enough to shrug off so as to not incur any consequences in your impression management as would an explicit convo about the need to breed might. The idea would be to keep the code secret and only tell those that you have bred or have bred you. keep those vanilla condom nazis out of the loop Open to other ideas but to get the ball rolllin, I'd like to propose the greek symbol pi followed by a full stop, or any variation thereof : π . aka (cream) pi hole simple. easy to implement, typable, writable, drawable, accessorizable. on all keyboards, mobile, desktop, mac, chromeos, tablets etc etc. can imitate anytime you use the letter 'n' but with a dot added, is given additional meaning for someone in the know but seem like an inconsequential tidbit for someone not in the know..nuthi𝝿. Even in foreground convo, it's easily worked in as a raspberry pi mention or a nerdy comment or a reply to 'whatcha doing?' - 'eating apple π. ' can incorporate variations in handwritten form as a substitute for the letter n by just making it a bit more squiggly (like a sperm), maybe even barely noticeable arrow markings to designate top or btm? would be a hot surprise to find it somewhere unexpectedly like ...written on your starbucks coffee cup for example, if u wanted an extra shot of cream somewhere else that is 😉 ...or an assignment maybe (for some after class shenanigans ). or on the back of a business card (for the possibility of mixing business w pleasure? w/o anyone else knowing). or a maintenance/repair sign (a clean room for getting dirty in?) . label on a piece of heavy equipment (to lighten your coworker's heavy balls?) It might sound lame but as a relevant example, here in Alberta there's a logo/tag that on first glance looks kinda generic and dismissable but is actually a code for bros that wanna jerk off together and somehow it's more popular than youd expect. So, there's precedent is what im saying, nothing to lose in distorting ur n's from now on and maybe some months/years down the line, some rando discrete dude might possibly spot your weirdly shaped n's with a dot adjacent and wouldnt it be a hoot if we were able to butterfly effect him into filling your day with as much unexpected delight as he would your hole with his impromptu semen? worth it in my opinion! 😬

Since I travel alot for work, to me, there's no better tourist activity for getting a feel for a place and what the people are like (well, the male portion at least), on the most honest, rawest, most intimate level possible. Kinda like sampling the local cuisine or something? Lol There are definitely region specific differences in the way an anon top lays it down for sure imo (my overall favorites so far are Texas and Montreal and least favorites Toronto and maybe Rhode Island) The mainstream approach of sight-seeing tourist destination x,y,z is honestly kinda overrated and mostly a waste of time; in fact sight isnt required at all to be a face down ass up cumdump experiencing what the local cocks are like, all that's needed is a love of cock, some preparation and planning and enough resolve to make it happen. 😉