A Clean Bottom - What's Your Process?

[phatass]

Looking to get some thoughts on how guys prepare themselves to bottom. I'm obsessed with being clean and I suspect that my process is pretty extreme compared to others. Here or inbox, lets chat.

[BadInBrooklyn]

I just have an enema bulb thingy I bought online from a sex toy shop.  I can get myself clean pretty quickly with it.  (Eating your veg helps too!)  Once I think I'm clean I double check by sticking a dildo in.  If it comes out clean then I'm good to go!

[NLbear]

There are many topics on this subject here on BZ. Check them out!

[topstud127]

Many topics to search through. Briefly, I have chia seeds with my morning oatmeal and metamucil at night; paired with adequate water and a good diet, going should be fairly solid and quick, one or two rinses with a fleet or douche bottle and I'm all good. The deep rinses and every time you go are necessary and counterproductive.

[Guest diapbttmboi]

/thread hijack

 

Please please guys help me out here. I'm absolutely gagging for sex and I keep having to turn down perfectly good top lads because I can't get myself clean at the moment. No matter how much I douche, more (for the lack of a better word) crap comes out along with this wet slightly gooey stuff if I keep going.

 

I need to get fucked soon or I'm going to commit I swear lol, please help!

[Ddawg]

What's my process?

First, I imagine I'm a lone tree in the middle of a wheat field...

... Actually I have a shower shot set. Usually does the trick.

[Guest ff-whole]

There is a search button right on top, kindly use it and you will get all the answers in one huge post.