Things that piss off a BB Top

[submissivefaggot]

Seeing as there's a similar thread for bottoms, I would imagine tops have plenty of issues with bareback bottoms, ranging from no-shows to bottoms who aren't good fucks. So go for it tops - what do you hate in a bottom?

[PhoenixGeoff]

Bottoms who just lie there and don't react...I like a bottom who'll do his best to work at having a good fuck as I do.

I'm also not a fan of demanding bottoms who try to tell me my business as a top. Telling me what you enjoy is perfectly fine (in fact I want to hear it and if I can I'll try to work it into the mix), as is telling me if something I'm doing isn't working for you (I want us both to have a good time) but ordering me around isn't my idea of a fun time.

[rawTOP]

Let's see... Things that piss me off...

1. Bottoms who flake out at the last minute. Especially when I they wasted time I could have spent finding another bottom.
   
2. Getting shit on my dick. Especially when it's a lot of shit. If it's a very small amount it's sorta understandable.
   
3. Asses that smell dirty. "Musky" is sorta OK - though I won't do much rimming when you're musky.
   
4. Bottoms who don't clearly show their flaws in their pics. Be upfront about what's "wrong" with you and I'll decide if I'm OK with it.
   
5. Aggressive bottoms who tell me how to fuck them (or how to service them when they're jacking off). Just shut up and take my dick. (Being assertive is fine - if you're not submissive, know the difference between assertive and aggressive).
   
6. Bottoms who interrupt my fucking when I'm in a groove.
   
7. Bottoms who are so tweaked that they're easily distracted.
   
8. Bottoms who jack their dick so vigorously that it makes it difficult to fuck them. A little jacking is fine.
   
9. Bottoms who try to use poppers while they're on their backs and I'm fucking them (one bottom got poppers in his eye by doing that - they're easily spilled when you're on your back and getting pounded).
   

[i wanted to get to an even 10, but can't think of another major one...]

Minor irritations...

1. Bottoms who ask "how's it going?" on hookup sites. Be more direct - tell me what you want, when you want it, and where you want it.
   
2. Bottoms who get upset with me for not hooking up with them after a few months when they live an hour away (Brooklyn, Queens, Jersey, etc.).
   
3. Bottoms who are so tweaked they're like zombies.
   
4. Bad breath.
   
5. Femmy guys. If you're femmy just be relatively quiet - it'll make you seem less femmy.
   

[yunghungtop]

bottoms that want me to stay there after I cum while they jack off or whatever. Fucking hate that shit. We fuck, I breed your ass, you take my load. That's your job. If you want to jerk off or whatever afterward I don't fucking care, but don't expect me to hang out and make out with you or whatever. Anyway, real bottoms don't need to shoot a load, they get pleasure from being used and taking cock

[ExtremeCumHole]

bottoms that want me to stay there after I cum while they jack off or whatever. Fucking hate that shit. We fuck, I breed your ass, you take my load. That's your job. If you want to jerk off or whatever afterward I don't fucking care, but don't expect me to hang out and make out with you or whatever. Anyway, real bottoms don't need to shoot a load, they get pleasure from being used and taking cock

I totally agree with you

[ashattacks]

[*]Femmy guys. If you're femmy just be relatively quiet - it'll make you seem less femmy.

Hahaha that made my day man!

Yeah i'd have to say getting shit on my dick is a big turn off (especially as i'm uncut)

When they wanna get all cuddly really annoys me too, i really just wanna fuck them.

[sateme]

Exactly, yunghungtop. Pissing off a top can be summed up by a bottom who (for some unknown reason) thinks it's about him, not about me. Bottoms: your top is thinking about what he wants; your job is to do precisely the same thing, think about what he (and only he) wants.

[sdcigarpig]

When I top, the absolutely one thing I hate from a bottom is one who lies to me or tells me what they believe I want to hear. I like a bottom who is honest with himself and who is humble about what his capacities as a bottom is, rather than one who is trying to impress me. Last 2 who did that I ignored for a very long time, cause he not only lied to me about what he could do, but exagurated about what he was all into.

[Subboy4AlphaMan]

yup. The Top should zip up and go. Leave the boy to clean up and wash the sheets.

[bttmsubslut]

yup. The Top should zip up and go. Leave the boy to clean up and wash the sheets.

totally agree, 100%

[ruralguy7326]

Ok too much talking, guys who want cuddles after a fuck, ( unless they are just too hot ),

[hungry_hole]

How about a bottom who squeezes to hard? I was once made aware of this by a top who prefered me to relax so he could go deep.

[need2bbred]

Squeezing the muscles should only be done while the Cock is sliding out.....

then Relax the muscles so the Cock can slide in all the way as fast and as hard as the Top wants.

Takes some practice the first time.... !

[ruralguy7326]

Another downer is bottoms that just lie there like a star fish with its legs in the air and dont want to do anything to make the fuck good.

[Deaner]

I'm cool with the 'starfish'. There were MANY times that I instructed a bottom to 'lie there, don't move, keep quiet... pretend you're a sack of potatoes' The ones that could manage it were a GREAT fuck for me.

Lesson for bottoms: *ASK* if your top likes for you to be responsive, or a piece of 'dead meat'.