Weird fetishes

[concerned1]

Recently I had a sexual encounter with an escort in London. He is an absolutely gorgeous, young Brazilian guy who splits his life living in both England and Brazil ; he said that he stays in London from anywhere between 3 and 6 months per year every year and spends the rest of the time in Rio de Janeiro. He's so sexy and muscular and toned....oh man, he is just a real dream boy.

Anyway....we got talking after we'd finished sex, and he told me some really interesting things! 

He said that whenever he is staying in London, he does escort work. I don't know if he does it in Rio also; he didn't say. But he told me that quite a few years ago, he used to have a regular client in London ... a man with really weird fetishes! And I mean WEIRD!

Apparently he was a British middle-aged man in his late 50s or early 60s. He apparently lived in an apartment in London and had a fairly decent job (a journalist ). He was also apparently unmarried and a bit of a loner.  He would sometimes rent the escort for an hour ....or sometimes for a whole night at weekends. He enjoyed anal sex; fucking the Brazilian guy (which involved bareback) but was also into some really weird stuff.

The escort told me that whenever he was on his way to this man's apartment for a session, he would never wear underwear underneath his jeans; he would go "commando". Apparently this guy loved that - he apparently liked it when he could just pull the escort's jeans down and see that he was not wearing anything underneath. 

When they were sucking each other's cocks in the 69 position, he used to ask the escort to fart in his face. And if he didn't need to do one, the guy would ask him to try and force one out. Apparently if he couldn't fart, the guy got a little upset. He loved the escort farting in his face. He would also apparently ask him to fart while he was rimming him. He supposedly loved the smell and taste of the escort's farting asshole!

He also loved to have the escort sit on the toilet and do a shit....whilst he stood wanking his cock as he watched this! He would also, on occasions, apparently ask the escort to be dirty (not have a clean ass) so that when he fucked him and took his cock out, he would have shit on his cock.

Another thing he told me that this guy loved, was have the escort sit at the computer watching straight porn (and it would need to be straight porn) while the escort wanked his cock to the porn - and the escort would have to cum this way....and the guy would be watching the escort from a few feet away and once the escort shot his load that would send the guy into orgasm too.

He was also apparently really into sniffing the escort's ass. He loved rimming, it was apparently his favourite sexual act, sometimes he would book the escort for a one hour session where he would just rim the escort's ass and do nothing else....other than also sniff it. 

These things weird or what?! I know everyone has their own things that they enjoy to do in sex, but come on....this particular client sounds like an absolutely nutcase!

Has anyone else on here heard of....or even come across... someone with bizarre fetishes like this?

 

Edited September 2, 2017 by concerned1

[evilqueerpig]

Weird is in the eye of the beholder.  Even some of my piggiest friends find it repulsive, but I LOVE cockcheese...the RIPER the BETTER!

[einathens]

Know a guy who gets aroused by the smell of rotting garbage. Another likes when you blow snot into his mouth. An ex liked me to freeze my puss into ice cubes for his drinks. One guy wants to suck my clock while I'm defecating. 

Either I only know weirdos or everyone has their own kink. Some are just afraid to share them.

[jeff238]

This reminds me of a post I saw once on Craigs list.

Guy 1wanted another guy 2 to come to his house, front door unlocked, the poster would stay upstairs the whole time and not he seen,  guy 2 would come in to the dining room and find an innocent little wooden toy airplane sitting on the counter. Guy 2 was directed, in the ad to jack off and cum on the toy airplane and that's it. Guy 1 would never be seen or heard. The ad also read that guy 1 didn't have any money to pay guy 2 for his time, but there were 3 hard boiled eggs in a dish on the counter he was welcome to.

Then only pic in the ad was of the innocent little toy plane.

It was priceless.

No.....I didn't go, but I did laugh my ass off when I read the ad.

Another was a bottom guy that a friend used to see, and always wanted my friend to make a tossed salad on the bottoms stomach and eat it before my friend could fuck him.

Takes all kinds

[BttmCub88]

I love when poz guys send me their cum. Ive had loads from all over the country. 

[bbzh]

...to all reading this thread, please bow your heads and pray with me...

Dear Lord, I come to you and ask that you wrap your loving arms around me and protect me from seen and unseen harm. Send your angels to watch over this thread, dear Lord, because I fear that my fellow brethren are going to tell some kinky stories here that I won't be able to erase from my mind once I read them...

...

Here's my contribution...

I have a bud who is fully versatile. He likes to invite a top and a bottom over for sex. As soon as the top breeds him, he pushes some of the cum out, lubes his dick and then breeds the bottom. Sex with him is totally unpredictable. Sometimes we'd strip naked and flip fuck in the woods. Or he would invite another guy over and have him hide in another room, without telling me, and the guy would emerge from the room with a boner and fuck me. He'd take an anal load in front of me and ask me to felch it out. He'd stop at a rest stop and demand we fuck in the toilet. He loves sloppy seconds and shoots multiple loads if your hole is preloaded. During a threesome with him, I experienced what it was like to have a guy shoot in my ass and in my mouth at the same time. Nothing vanilla about this guy AT ALL. He has a boyfriend now, so I'm wondering if he is still a freaky ass hoe.

[PERVERSATILE]

A buddy of mine use to hustle to make ends meet, good looking lad- 6 ft 2, fat uncut cock,  big thighs, blue eyes, high stacked ass. Total pig, he looked like an  ivy league skinhead.  Jack  had a regular client who liked for  him to show up dressed as Superman, (the first time he actually rented a costume, eventually a more streamline look, riding boots with red bikini underwear would suffice) the john/date/trick would wear a satin bathrobe, making him Lex Luther. Superman would bust up into this guy's home,  overpower Lex Luther, hold him down  and forcefully dry fuck him until  flooding Lex Luther's guts with 'Super Sperm" which somehow increases Lex Luther's mental acuity and villainy, allowing him to 'trick' Superman into the dining room which happened to contain a Kryptonite chandelier. After a weakened Superman falls to the floor face down and completely helpless,   Lex Luther pulls Superman's briefs down just enough to expose his big meaty ass and throws a pile driving retaliatory revenge fuck into his passed out nemesis. Same set up, same script, every time.

Edited September 2, 2017 by PERVERSATILE

[Anonversecuck]

Everyone has their kink. I get off on eating another mans cum out of my wife's pussy. I also secretly crave that one of her fuck buddies would bend me over and fuck me like they fuck her. 

[liger]

I'm into casts, crutches and amputation.

I like seeing them on others and enjoy wearing casts and using crutches myself. If I'm being honest, it's also a dream of mine to be one-legged, but I'm not actively trying to make it happen.

[Guest]

Maybe this is not super weird, but mpreg is mine.  I would give anything to be able to get pregnant and give birth to the babies my Alpha Tops put inside me.

[ErosWired]

On 9/2/2017 at 12:03 AM, jeff238 said:

Guy 1 would never be seen or heard. The ad also read that guy 1 didn't have any money to pay guy 2 for his time, but there were 3 hard boiled eggs in a dish on the counter he was welcome to.

That’s dedication to kink, right there. That a man would be so true to his kink that he would offer up his last three hard-boiled eggs to get it... that’s inspiring.

Of course, this guy’s particular kink strongly suggests a need for psychotherapy, but I’m not judging.

On the other hand, maybe the eggs were laced with some kind of knockout drug, and the guy’s real kink was to pretend to use the first guy’s naked body for a runway for his little toy plane over and over again until the guy woke up, or until the foreign slave dealers arrived to take him away. The mind races.

[hungry_hole]

What turns me on a lot is to get fucked and bred by total bottoms. This is why when I go to the bathhouses I like to stay late and offer my hole to horned-up bottoms, many of whom look for a hole to breed before going home. Huge turn-on for me, especially when a bottom breeds me with his cummy hole.

[jeff238]

17 hours ago, ErosWired said:

That’s dedication to kink, right there. That a man would be so true to his kink that he would offer up his last three hard-boiled eggs to get it... that’s inspiring.

Of course, this guy’s particular kink strongly suggests a need for psychotherapy, but I’m not judging.

On the other hand, maybe the eggs were laced with some kind of knockout drug, and the guy’s real kink was to pretend to use the first guy’s naked body for a runway for his little toy plane over and over again until the guy woke up, or until the foreign slave dealers arrived to take him away. The mind races.

OMG, i never thought about the drugged egg angle, and the runway thing is funny as hell.

I was going to nominate it for the best of craigslist, but figured it wouldnt be PC enough. I wish i had saved a screenshot of the innocent little plane sitting on the counter. It was priceless.

[HornyInDP]

18 hours ago, hungry_hole said:

What turns me on a lot is to get fucked and bred by total bottoms. This is why when I go to the bathhouses I like to stay late and offer my hole to horned-up bottoms, many of whom look for a hole to breed before going home. Huge turn-on for me, especially when a bottom breeds me with his cummy hole.

That is one of the little things I love about the bath house. Sometimes after I've had my fill of cock, I'm usually rock hard and dripping. Finding a wet, loose, cum filled hole that I can end my night in, all soft and warm...😈

[tallslenderguy]

i have some kinky fantasies i've never had a chance to try, pretty much all of them revolve around a Top putting something of Himself inside of me.  The Top needs to penetrate, inseminate and impregnate all find a corresponding need in me to be penetrated, inseminated and impregnated.  i see many of my kinks, and the kinks of others, as expressions of individual needs/wants that are just uncommon.  i see the manifestations or expressions as "uncommon," not the needs or wants that drive them.  

i think a lot of people miss out on exploring their sexuality beyond the physical, even though sex is mental and emotional too. i'm for holistic sex lol. i've got some kinky fantasies that can't even be spoken of on BZ, but have met others with similar or who they resonate with.  

i don't think anyone is "weird" (not directing that at the OP, just making a general statement).   One's kinks may not correspond with everyone, i think it's unrealistic to expect to be compatible with everyone, so the search is for people we are compatible with (e.g., Top with bottom, etc.).  i think our "weird" kinks often represent areas and opportunites where we can deeply connect with each other, so i love when someone like the OP is brave enough to bring topics like this up.