Where can I hide my toys/sex stuff?

[HornyJames]

Hi,

I'm James and I'm new here, this site is great and I'm so glad I found it...

Introduction aside, I have a dilemma; I live with my parents and I want to buy some sex stuff; dildo's, poppers. lubes, jockstraps etc.

Where could I hide this stuff?

[Davidc]

In a locked box , away from prying eyes.

 

Im a locksmith and a couple of weeks ago I had a call from some guy who had lost the keys to his safe containing his passport he was traveling shortly so time was of essence .

Whilst I was working he was hovering around looking anxiously around.

Eventually the safe popped open and lots of straight BB porn CD's fell out , I guess he didn't want his wife to see !

Still he gave me a great review on line - his secret is safe with me.

[ErosWired]

James - I'm not sure we have enough information to successfully answer your question.  How you go about hiding your sex stash involves several factors. For instance:

How old are you? You say you live with your parents, but it makes a difference if you're 18 or 35. A 35-year-old has a greater expectation of adulty privacy than a teenager.

What is your living situation at your parents' place? Your old room? An attic? The basement? Above the garage? Are you paying rent or any other compensation for the privilege of living there? If your place is not part of your parents' daily routine, there is less likelihood of entry, and if you are paying for the space in some way, you have a reasonable expectation of non-intrusion.

Do you basically take care of yourself, or do you rely of the aid of your parents from day to day? Specifically, does your mum do your laundry? Does she feel a need to straighten your room? Make your bed? Change your sheets? Empty your garbage bin? If there are circumstances that would tend to lure your parents into your room for whatever reason, that will make concealing your secrets more complicated.

Places NOT to hide things:

1, In your underwear drawer. First place anyone would look. Don't even bother.
2. Under your bed. You might as well have a sign with an arrow that reads "It's under here"
3. In a box placed up high in the back of your closet. Because nobody would ever think to look there....
4. Underneath your mattress

Think it through. Consider the daily movements of the people around you. Find a hiding place where they are least likely to go or be. Think of unusual spaces in the house - an air vent, a loose floor board, an access panel, a ceiling tile. But choose a place where you can get to your stash without undue risk - "James, why are you always fooling with that ceiling tile?"

Some things can be hidden in plain sight. It is possible to obtain a hollow "book" to place on a bookshelf that could contain popper bottles, smaller toys, etc. Just make sure it's a title that nobody would ever, ever try to read. Something by Sartre, perhaps.

Or, you can just follow @Davidc's advice and put it all in a lockbox, and just be ready to stand your ground when someone eventually stumbles across it and wants to know what it contains. As an adult, all you should have to say is, "It's private."

[Guest deleted1107]

19 hours ago, HornyJames said:

Hi,

I'm James and I'm new here, this site is great and I'm so glad I found it...

Introduction aside, I have a dilemma; I live with my parents and I want to buy some sex stuff; dildo's, poppers. lubes, jockstraps etc.

Where could I hide this stuff?

Hi James,

I see you have just turned 18 in June of this year, a young man just starting with a full life ahead of you.

My advice is simple... keep things in a drawer where it can be easily found by your parents.

Now I realize that parents house... parents rules, however, hiding things in life usually equates hiding other things. Just be you James... talk with your parents if they find and ask about the items... but be truthful. Explain it’s personal and that you keep it out of sight of others, but you would like your privacy respected. Now, they can object and that is there perogative and not agree to your wishes, but then you will both know where each of you stand on the issue.

This is just my opinion, but at least it’s an option for you to think about.

~ TD

 

Edited November 2, 2018 by deleted1107
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[Veytoss]

I suggest to use an old shoe box or something like that, it has a greater chance to pass unnoticed, while a safe will bring questions from parents.

Edited November 2, 2018 by Veytoss

[ObligingBottom]

I agree with @travelingdude and @Veytoss because either of those options work. I have my douche in a non-descript box hidden under clothes in a drawer in my dresser I barely used. The ex never found it, so that might work too.

[bbzh]

Hide it in the trunk of your car (if you have one) or buy a small suitcase, and a lock for it, and keep it under your bed. Don't pick a loud color though. 

Edited November 3, 2018 by bbzh

[PhoenixGeoff]

James, where do you use these things?  When we pull out the dildos, it's usually part of a fairly long and involved scene, involving cleaning out, and some pretty intense ass play that will likely result in some audible moaning and groaning.  Ditto for poppers and lube, most commonly used for sex (unless you use lube to JO, in which case I'd say the appropriate place for it is on your nightstand).  Are you playing with dildos or bringing guys over to have sex in your parents' house?  If so, chances are that you'll likely be caught sooner or later regardless of where you store things when they're not in use.

You are an adult and so entitled to a sex life, just like anyone else.  And you do have expectations of privacy.  But on the other hand, there's also the matter of being respectful of your parents' home and the other people you live with.  So given that, I'd suggest you keep this stuff in an unmarked box in your closet.  And if someone snoops and comes across it, I'd just nonchalantly say, "The dildos, lube and poppers are for my ass.  They feel great!  Wanna see?"  I guarantee that the problem will be solved immediately.

It's amazing how powerful it is when you're not ashamed of who you are and what you're doing.

[skinster]

I keep my gear (which over time outgrew the original design) in a dedicated wheeled small suitcase like a carry-on. I am not a kid, but it still works I think, as no one visitor suspected a link between sex and travel by seeing a suitcase in the bedroom. Their loss, it could have been interesting.

[Ranger Rick]

When my son was 14, he "borrowed" my Fleshlight. True Story. 

[Jsacks]

17 hours ago, Ranger Rick said:

When my son was 14, he "borrowed" my Fleshlight. True Story. 

That must have been an awkward convo! ?

[cuckie]

In my ass.

[Guest FinalDL2021]

I put my stuff in a laptop case and lock it, and turn the lock against the wall or the inside of my desk. Sometimes, hiding stuff in plain site, works the best. Parents / wives always go to the obvious places,  clothes drawers,  between bedding etc.

[tallslenderguy]

On 11/1/2018 at 4:53 PM, ErosWired said:

 

Some things can be hidden in plain sight. It is possible to obtain a hollow "book" to place on a bookshelf that could contain popper bottles, smaller toys, etc. Just make sure it's a title that nobody would ever, ever try to read. Something by Sartre, perhaps.

 

lmao.  Ditto. i recommend "Being and Nothingness."

[find91]

For the lube, dildoes, jocks items you can use a box with a lock and tell you're significant other you are holding it for a friend and hid that shit in a place they will not go. For the poppers as you have to store them in the freezer, put them in a container and label it something your significant other hates or has no interest in, like composte or liver or my ex's heart. That way he or she won't look