AirmaxUK Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 Just saw the following and it amused me: "Looking for anon raw. I will be blindfolded on all fours. <...> I will need to see a clear face and body pic first." Any other amusing missives from the world of BBRT ads? A.x 1 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErosWired Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 When you wrote “ironic” did you mean to say “idiotic”? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CCbttm Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 I notice there are guys on every site that claim to want anon but request face pics. I can understand a body or cock pic, but even then that's cutting back the anon part a bit I suppose. I dont understand why you'd need to see a tops face if you're just being a cumdump and a hole, a lot of hookups I havent even had to look in the face, i probably wouldn't recognize them in public. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RawCunt Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 I've seen some asking the same, then stating "must be neg"...... Good luck on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDude Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 Will take any load...white guys only. Or married/straight guy looking for loads 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guygonebad Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 Have seen many like @BlackDude says above. Ad says Anonymous, take all cocks, then comes the list of requirements...jeez! Here is a recent one: ”...NSA, easy access room, naked and ready, dark room, totally anonymous, text me xxx so I know you’re real...” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondy Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 Bottoms who say "Yes" to "Give Loads Anal" ... I'd have thought that's the definition of a Versatile (or Versatile Bottom). True bottoms have "No" against "Give Loads Anal" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NLbear Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 7 hours ago, Guygonebad said: Here is a recent one: ”...NSA, easy access room, naked and ready, dark room, totally anonymous, text me xxx so I know you’re real...” That's not so bad. Probably trying to filter out the flakes. Would be different if there was a list of physical requirements or age preferences. Who cares if you can't see them anyway? The only requirements should be having a cock that does the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BTTMBud75 Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 7 hours ago, blondy said: Bottoms who say "Yes" to "Give Loads Anal" ... I'd have thought that's the definition of a Versatile (or Versatile Bottom). True bottoms have "No" against "Give Loads Anal" Don’t forget about the bottoms who want everyone to know how hung they are. And, of course, the tops who cannot wait to eat a dick and/or have a butt pic in their profile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricX Posted July 14, 2019 Report Share Posted July 14, 2019 In general, I’m always amused by “Tops” who have pictures of their ass, but not their cock, in their profile. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travelingbi Posted July 15, 2019 Report Share Posted July 15, 2019 I always laugh at those kinds of posts on BBRT, Doublelist.com and all the other apps. There was a cumdump post on Doublelist here in Vegas a few weeks ago that made me laugh. This guy had a ad title saying that he was a 'Cum dump taking all dick'. He said he'd be blindfolded in a dim room taking all cock. His ad stated and showed him to be a guy in his late 50's and obese. But then he said he'd only reply to guys that sent full body, cock and ass pics. He wanted full stats. Caucasian guys only. Just a preference. Only guys with athletic builds between 20 and 30. He'd go to age 35 if extremely hot. He only wanted guys that were neg. He specifically stated "No undetectable guys. Just a preference." I can't imagine he had anyone show up. To top that off, he was staying at a hotel on the strip that had a security guard at the elevators after 10pm. And the elevators required a keycard to get up to the rooms. What a fool. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondy Posted July 16, 2019 Report Share Posted July 16, 2019 On 7/14/2019 at 4:26 PM, BTTMBud75 said: ... And, of course, the tops who cannot wait to eat a dick and/or have a butt pic in their profile. Ah yes ... I'd forgotten about the flip side: tops who take loads ... especially those who take loads in the ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VersatileBreeder Posted July 27, 2019 Report Share Posted July 27, 2019 On 7/13/2019 at 5:15 PM, Guygonebad said: Have seen many like @BlackDude says above. Ad says Anonymous, take all cocks, then comes the list of requirements...jeez! Here is a recent one: ”...NSA, easy access room, naked and ready, dark room, totally anonymous, text me xxx so I know you’re real...” A guy looking purely for anon, but asks a guy to text him, I can understand. Guys flake out so much, especially on anon encounters- having a guy text shows a bit more commitment and an easier way to stay in contact while he is on his way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlayfulPup Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 Sometimes I take screen snapshots because they confuse/amuse me so much. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErosWired Posted July 27, 2020 Report Share Posted July 27, 2020 @PlayfulPup - I take it you don’t recharge your phone very often... You’re right - those are nuts. The thing about the guy who wants to see Cats: The Movie is that not only does he not realize that the idea of fucking someone dressed up as a cat (poorly or otherwise) might give most men pause, but the fact that he betrays a horrible taste in entertainment puts him well into the Nope category. And on Christmas Eve to boot? With the last guy, who is fixated on the spotlessness of everyone else’s house, you have to wonder how piggy his pig play and how splashy his watersports actually get. Personally, I’m amused on BBRTS every time I look at the thumbnails of a guy’s cock picks next to the text reading “Touch for larger”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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