In my mid-20s, traipsed to the other side of the country to hook up with a cute older cub bottom - it was going to be an ‘open door’ event over a Friday/Saturday.
I rocked up and he didn’t answer the door for ages, and when he did it was clear he was glassy eyed and very ‘chilled’ out. He just left me in the hallway…
Being British, I needed a cup of tea after my long journey and whilst alone in the kitchen, the door bell rang again. I answered it as the host ignored it, and found quite a nice preppy looking late 20s guy, invited him in. We joked about the ‘open door’ being shut.
Preppy guy and I had tea in the kitchen, whilst the cub was oblivious to our presence, and ended up talking about self-assessment tax returns.
After a while, we both thought we should check in on the cub and he was totally baked in his sitting room by this point, eyes glued to his laptop and phone scrolling various sites and apps. He didn’t make much sense when we tried to engage him in conversation.
Preppy guy and I decided to bail out as it was clear the cub was too distracted… we ended up going for a very convivial dinner, and I fucked a few loads up Preppy that night!