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pipesmokin'manfucker

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  1. No such thing as too much cum. I eagerly eat & slurp down as many rich and abundant loads as I can. I do believe nothing tastes better, unless it's pre-cum. Love having my 'stache caked in it.
  2. I have trouble understanding/grasping/wrapping my head around the notion that ANY straight man would like to get his hole fucked. Obviously I have a lot yet to learn. As far as I know, every man I have ever fucked was as gay as a 3$ bill. Me, I know I am strictly dickly.
  3. My substantial white cock sliding fast in and out of sweet, hot & tight Black and Hispanic ass is a blast. Literally.
  4. Me, I never want to get sexually involved with men who don't want to get sexually involved with ME. That being said, I do admit a fondness for the fantasy of fucking the living daylights out of any # of the current American country-western music "stars"...the only celebrity I'm actually acquainted with is a politically and religiously conservative Christian homophobe - I'd no more stick my quality mancock in him than I would stick it in a meat-grinder.
  5. If ranting were a subject in middle school/junior high school you'd get an A+ for that one - LOL!
  6. One way young Mr. Taylor could credibly demonstrate his regret is by returning to T.I.M. every cent he earned from them.
  7. This quote and all the other posts of this thread make me mighty happy to be a top. All of you guys put into words how you like to get fucked - as a manfucker I need to know this 'cause I really get off pleasuring men sexually. Thanks - I'm not surprised but I am learning!
  8. I'm a fisting top and my problem is I am so often unable to trust a potential bottom. Lotsa guys who knew I not only fucked but also fisted would come on to me but if they were drunk or high, I'd always gently decline: "Maybe another time..." I'm more at ease if I'm convinced the bottom will control and direct ME. I enjoy pleasuring other men sexually. If I get to suck the bottom off while fisting him, all the better 'cause I'm a cock-sucking pig. Fisting doesn't stimulate my hand/wrist/arm but it does stimulate my brain. So much of the enjoyment of it is savoring that give-and-take of power and control...I bet many of you know what I mean; it's not easy to articulate...
  9. Me too. Get me started eating hole & I can't hardly stop...the awareness of how sublime it feels to fuck a hot man will eventually almost compel me to slide in...ADAP (As Deep As Possible).
  10. Met Mr. Hurley once here in Dallas...I had the impression I was conversing with a normal person: not stuck up or narcissistic as one might expect...would have loved to breed him but it didn't happen (yet!) - he's a pipe man, too & so we just made chit-chat about favourite pipes and tobaccos...
  11. I got secretly filmed @ a pool party some years ago; this guy was sucking my cock while I was floating on an air mattress. At the time I was mildly chagrined but also I thought, oh well, no use crying over spilt milk..LOL...it was kinda flattering...
  12. I always wanted to breed HIM. Hot, fucky man.
  13. well, this kinda stuff works only within context, which is where I've been known to go and impart some of it. In a loving and affectionate way, of course...snicker.
  14. I do believe I'd like to give both Mr. Wetmore and Mr. Dalton a new perspective on reality. It would involve me fucking the living daylights of of them both. Yep. An appealing thought if there ever was one.
  15. I had a man once ask me to fuck him while he was wearing a ballerina's tu-tu & smoking a cigar. He was in his late 40s and wore a full beard; pretty good-looking... I was so astonished I burst into gales of laughter - it really pissed him off. Needless to say, if he got any cock that night, it wasn't mine. Which was OK by me.
  16. Believe me; I speak from experience. It's a VERY good idea to inject lube before a fuck-session. Works like a charm.
  17. Ray Dalton Tom Shannon James Roscoe Jake Wetmore Steve Hurley AKA Titpig Will West and Morgan Black: all on my list of the men I'd like to fuck at least a few hundred times EACH, before I die. Does Michael Brandon do bareback? If so, I have something 8.5" long and fairly thick & I'd like to share with him. I bet he'd like it. Lotsa men have - though not yet enough, LOL!
  18. I moan like hell when I'm sucking cock - I just love it! When fucking ass, however, I'm very verbal, I yell my head off, I cuss & use profanity; I tell the bottom what I like and sometimes lapse into French or Lithuanian - or both! Oh but DAM!- I love fucking ass. I like smoking a pipe during sex (cf. my username) so it can be hard to speak with a pipe clenched in my teeth...doesn't stop me from trying, though.
  19. Sitting on the top's cock and letting it penetrate you at the speed and to the depth you're comfortable with. Take your time - what's the rush? Getting my cock raped is one of my favourite positions...
  20. Getting the top to suck and slurp your hole for a while might help. Alternating that with fingering/strumming/caressing your pucker and taking the time to GO SLOW and EASY at first might also help. Tops who verbally encourage their bottom men usually get better results. Anyway, I've fucked a lot of men's asses (not yet enough, though) and have found those techniques have usually made bottoms feel more at ease & more confident to be able to take my 8.5" and ENJOY it. Especially bottoms who usually self-identify as tops.
  21. I think bucky's mighty fucky.

  22. BTW, guys: I found out what this artificial fuckhole is called. It's a "Fleshjack" and it ain't inexpensive. However, it's almost axiomatic that a gay man and his money are soon parted.
  23. Great story 'cause it's so credible. And I sure do like the pix, too.
  24. There's this thing-a-ma-jig/dooma-flatchey I could purchase - I've seen it for sale @ a local porn boutique - & I would be supposed to use it to jack my cock instead of actually fucking a man's hole. I don't know what the actual name for this thing is - I'd call it a rip-off...a fake manpussy? SHIT - why the hell would I buy that when I can breed my own left hand for free? Being a top I ain't go no use for no dildoes. That's the only gizmo I know of for tops. I don't need to know about any, either. I want to fuck holes which are real and actually part of some hot man's anatomy. O do I ever like to fuck MEN - not things.
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