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pipesmokin'manfucker

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  1. yeah, that reminds me: silent bottoms mildly alarm me. The ones who yell, loudly beg for more cock and tell me how much they love it make me nut hard & fast, deep inside.
  2. Too bad you & Chesire_Cub aren't in the DFW area. I'd do my damnedest to help make your fantasies cum true. Yep - I love 3-ways & don't leave anyone out. Why would I? If having one hole to fuck is terrific, then having 2 would be even better. Fucking a man doggy-style while watching him suck another guy off will make me slam-thrust in and out like a maniac. It's 'cause I'm gay, you see...
  3. "Words" are my thing - I'm a professional translator - so it naturally follows that I have a lot to say AND make a LOT of noise when fucking ass. Tend to be assertive and give directions, too. Don't personally care for any of that feces-related verbiage - I catch enough "shit" at my job and from other drivers on the roads/highways around this area; LOL!
  4. If I were sucking cock & the man slapped/hit me, he'd likely soon need an ambulance. Or a hearse. Not that there's anything about me that says I'd enjoy being struck...
  5. I usually prefer seeing the man I'm fucking (really get off on watching/looking up at their faces when they ride my cock!) but have to say some of the sweetest, warm, snug and juicy holes I've bred have been in semi-dark rooms - I'd get in balls-deep doggy-style; grab those buns and go to thrusting like hell. Mindbending nuts deep in the hole...
  6. lest I forget: Jake Wetmore! I bet he's a luscious bottom...would like to find out through experience. I find him to be incredibly fucky...
  7. Michael Brandon - would enjoy sucking his monster cock; also I believe he's versatile...would love to plow HIS hole like he plows his bottoms. If I got hold of him he'd know he'd been fucked, LOL! always had a hankerin' for Will Seagers...to fuck him, that is...would also like to have a crack at the fuckholes of both Will West and Steve Hurley - a fellow pipeman...I'd get quite a charge out of hearing him whimper & beg for my meat & he'd get quite a "charge" out of IT, too.
  8. It could be nothing more than a few blocked pores; or a wart. Here's a joke: A woman was cleaning her house, minding her own business, when there came a fierce knock on the door. It was a neighbour-woman who angrily accused, "You've been going around telling people my husband has a wart on his cock!" To which the other woman replied, "No, I haven't. I said it FEELS LIKE he has a wart on his cock!"
  9. Being a cum-hungry pig, I've yet to take a load I disliked. All cum is GREAT - the thicker and more abundant, the better. Feeling a man's cock throb in my mouth as his cream is discharged will sometimes make ME cum.
  10. Ha, ha - funny this issue was brought up, Today I had to have an abcessed folliculitis on my nut-sa:pck opened & drained, what a mess. At least I could sit up and watch the procedure. Having a family tendency to develop cysts, boils etc. I've had one other one taken off my scrotum (had to have stitches to close the wound) and having a hairy ass, I've had 2 of the little bastards excised from my bum over the years. Am on antibiotics. Might have bad consequences if you try to treat it on your own. I'm just sayin'...
  11. As many really hot, good-looking Cuban or Cuban-American gay men as there are in the Sunshine State, why go to all the trouble to visit Cuba? I've never been there but I have just about fucked my brains out in Miami...that I'm fluent in Spanish and have an 8.5" fucktool helps...
  12. Upon an attempt to re-enter the US, the passport control officer will know you have been to Cuba. If you went without State Department permission, not only can you be fined but, if you are a USC, you may also have your passport rescinded, with perhaps no possibility of getting another one - EVER. After all, US passports are property of the US govm't. Is it worth it, USCs and LPRs? I'd discourage anybody from fucking around with USCBP.
  13. Condoms tend to make my cockshaft itch. Also it's more difficult for me to cum while using one.
  14. If I could give an coherent answer to this question, I'd have figured out the mystery of why I'm gay. And I am unable to fathom that. There are just some realities which are beyond me; and this is one of them. I believe lotsa things I can't understand. Some times understanding is optional - all ya can do is know 'em.
  15. Yeah, I sucked condom-clad cock a few times, quite a # of years ago. What an unappetising experience. Have no plans to resume the practice. Nope.
  16. I don't think this particular activity would be feasable for me; my attention span is probably too short...I'm lucky if I get to fuck 2 bottoms alternately while sucking a juicy cock at the same time. Anything beyond that veers off into the acrobatic, LOL! I was a clumsy, uncoordinated and ungainly child...pretty much still am @ age of 59 - boo-hoo-hoo! Poor pitiful me.
  17. OMG the more hair on the bottom's ass the more enthusuastically I'll fuck it - it's a turn-on feeling his ass hair caress my cockshaft during the fuck. Like pisstopper says, eating out a hairy fuckhole is just great. I love fucking MASCULINE men.
  18. Here's perhaps a start toward fathoming the way of thinking you describe: when it comes to sex, men who usually think with their big heads start thinking with their little heads. We're in an inconsistent, chaotic, and tumultuous world which often has a problematic effect on our choices. In other words - it's a mystery. None of us can figure this out.
  19. Sorry this happened to you. I wouldn't wish that on anybody. Get well soon!
  20. Hairy men are a big turn-on for me. My ex had such a hairy back that I could have braided it while fucking him doggy-style. Well, maybe that's a bit of an exageration...but he was a regular fur-ball.
  21. Never heard of him nor seen him until now but I agree: I'd LOVE to fuck the hell out of his delicious ass. What a hot man...
  22. Have watched - and enjoyed - several TIM DVDs...best one IMO was "Riding Billy Wild" (I'd breed that man in a New York minute) and 2nd. best was "In the Flesh" - I'd pound Florian Manns hard & long in a heartbeat. That man makes me hard as a rock! For some unfathomable reason Dawson doesn't do much for me (I'd still fuck him; all those guys can't be wrong, LOL) and I'd love to get hold of Ian Jay and Christian. I'd like at least to try and give 'em a new perspective on buttfucking...or even Damon Dogg himself. Yep. BTW - there's very little that's innocent about me, either, LOL!
  23. I foolishly started to get romantic notions abt. my most recent FB - he responded in contradictory ways, which confused me. Clarity returned, however, when he began thinking it was alright to abuse me verbally and play passive-agressive mindgames with me. Consequently I have no plans for any future involvement with him. Sudiev, pal; sudiev. BTW that's Lthuanian for "goodbye"...
  24. "Nothing is worse than being in a bad relationship." Amen, Brother Tiger, amen! Been there; done that. Don't wanna do it again, nothankyouverymuch. But I do wish I could meet and get involved with Mr. Right, not just Mr. Right-NOW. One of my aquaintances says he likes a man to come over, fuck the hell outta him and then turn into a pizza at 4 a.m. LOL!
  25. I'm an almost 100% top for buttfucking (haven't much enjoyed getting fucked; only 4-5 times, maybe...) but am such a cum-hungry cocksucking pig, I guess I'm a bottom for cocksucking. Oh hell - I'm just a heavy pipe smoking man who loves sex with men.
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