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I agree: that's how to get that sweet nectar flowing. Pre-cum ought to be in one of the major food groups. I just love it. Skanaus!
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Anyone been with Truckers before?
pipesmokin'manfucker replied to deaddack's topic in General Discussion
Yes, the proposal does sound like a big risk; and it probably is. All I can say is that if any man proposed that to me I'd tell him, "you must be out of your fuckin' mind." I am insufficiently submissive (to put it mildly) to enjoy that kinda stuff. But, to each his own... -
Anyone been with Truckers before?
pipesmokin'manfucker replied to deaddack's topic in General Discussion
had several great encounters with this pipe-smoking, younger (27) trucker I met on a "social occasion" - he wanted to get fucked by a pipe-smoking "daddy" and since I was the only one around who even remotely fit that description, we went out to his truck and I had the delight not only of fucking and breeding him bare twice but also sucking him off. We got together a few other times; then he disappeared into the sunset. Too bad. He was a blast. -
Would you be horrified if
pipesmokin'manfucker replied to arsebangingballs's topic in General Discussion
I'd have gotten a big kick out of it and then would have gone back to enjoying the BJ. My dark sense of humour enables me to appreciate unintentionally grotesque things and situations. I'm a big fan of Flannery O'Connor's essays, novels & short stories. -
To be honest I am a bit jealous (!) of men who are versatile. I have tried bottoming but usually it didn't work for me. I usually felt only pressure and being "jabbed"...I have enjoyed it with certain men on a few occasions. Very few. Looking back I realise the times I enjoyed it I always knew, i.e., was acquainted with him outside of sexual activities; and trusted the top and was profoundly turned on by him. Now as far as cocksucking goes, I like both to give head AND receive it.
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Maybe you are in mourning for the relationship you thought you had...maybe lonliness is active and causing you some anguish. if so, i wish it were not like that for you. Lonliness sux - it even indirectly kills people. More people today are lonely & in psychic pain than ever before, perhaps...ironic because of the ubiquitous social media...it can give you superficial contacts with people but true, authentic friendship is elusive, isn't it? Personally I miss my ex like I'd miss an abcessed tooth. It's like Tevye prayed in "Fiddler On The Roof": "G-d keep the tsar - far away from us!"
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To know this I'd have to ask the guys I've met face-to-face and then fucked their lights out. None of them objected to what my cock was doing in and for their holes. HOWEVER - this thread reminds me of a little rhyme my 8th. grade math teacher (a snarky nun from Ireland) taught me: "For beauty, I know I'm no star - there are others much prettier by far. But my face, I don't mind it; for I am behind it. It's the ones out in front who get jarred!" LOL! Lifts up my brokenness & ministers unto my spirit.
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U.S. Regions with abundance of tops?
pipesmokin'manfucker replied to fetishpigbottom's topic in General Discussion
Maybe it's an urban legend type of thing but word has it: Dallas is packed with bottoms and Houston is packed with tops. -
Rather than going to a bathhouse for yr 1st. fuck, maybe you'd feel more at ease giving it a try with a man you already know and trust. A man who'll be more concerned; or at least just as concerned about your comfort/pleasure instead of merely his own gratification - which could be at your expense.
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I am torn and could use some advice
pipesmokin'manfucker replied to wolfguy's topic in Making The Decision To Bareback
Seems to me there's a significant place in life for self-control. Not everybody seems to appreciate that. I'd suggest you remain reluctant to do anything that could have permanent negative & self-destructive consequences. Remember, nobody ever died or became ill from failure to fuck or engage in any other sexual activities. They're optional in a manner breathing and eating are not. There's a Latin proverb: "festina lente". It means - "make haste slowly". -
I admit I've done this a few times - my motives for doing it were, and still are, unclear and murky. Maybe I was going through a period of feeling negative about myself and wanted to feel better. Maybe I was kinda lonely at the time. Maybe I wanted some affirmation. I'm told I throw a pretty good fuck so maybe I craved reassurance about that. I can't always figure myself out. DUHHH...
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Spectacular hole. Wouldn't be able to resist drilling & breeding it. As many times as I could. Deep & hard. That'd work for me.
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advice needed - being shook down by a near-trick
pipesmokin'manfucker replied to Sn00wb00red's topic in General Discussion
IMO, the 1st. thing to do is thank your lucky stars/Deity/karma/ that you're unhurt and safe. Hell, I'm glad for ya! The 2nd thing to do, probably, is to follow your lawyer's advice. We all of us fuck up in some way or another, sooner or later. We live. Maybe we learn. Maybe we change and/or adapt. Life goes on. -
Me, I prefer full moustaches (maybe I'm stuck in the '70s?) - I myself have one - but trimmed, thick goatees are also hot. Ditto for full beards. In effect, I am more likely to notice and be attracted to men with facial hair.
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What do you tops prefer a hairy or shaved hole?
pipesmokin'manfucker replied to deaddack's topic in General Discussion
Hairy, clean, snug & eager to get fucked. -
Favorite Bareback Porn Star
pipesmokin'manfucker replied to likaleather's topic in Bareback Porn Discussion
I'd like to fuck the living daylights out of Jake Wetmore, Michael Brandon, Titpig, Will West, Matt Sizemore, Florian Manns and Allen Silver, to mention a few. WHAM. Deep. Hard. Fast. -
What small things turn you on?
pipesmokin'manfucker replied to Tommy Bubble's topic in General Discussion
1. Guys who look me in the eye and connect when talking to me or getting fucked by me (I don't mean "vapidly staring") but, men who evade my look trouble me somehow. 2. Getting lost in the moustache of the man I'm sucking face with; & when he gots lost in mine. Esp. when sharing cum or pipe/cigar smoke. 3. Guys who let me cup and knead their buns with my hands while sucking face prior to fucking. For starters... -
Anyone know what became of Will Seagers, who co-starred, along with Richard Locke, in "L.A. Tool and Die"? Me, I'd have done him in a heartbeat.
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Alas! I've done quite a few risky & dumb-ass things to have sex with guys. I guess the most outrageous thing I've done (so far) was to fly from Montreal to an unnamed city in the Praries to fuck a guy I'd met on line and had been chatting with for some time. It worked out well: he turned out to be a GREAT bottom. But for all I knew, he could have been a serial killer. I don't recommend this kind of behaviour to anyone. We don't see ea. other anymore but remain in contact & on good terms.
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The hottest compliment you've ever received?
pipesmokin'manfucker replied to elemenoh's topic in General Discussion
My experience has been that one tends to get lotsa gratuitous insults in Dallas gay bars & few compliments For example, a guy I'd been lusting over was introduced to me & the 1st thing he told me was "your moustache is crooked", to which I smiled & replied, "it's an imperfect world!" LOL However: one I was fucking the hell out of this guy I'd hooked up with and, between his whimpering and cries of pleasure he groaned, "where'd you learn to fuck?" Then once I overheard one of my tricks explaining to his buddies how good an ass fucker I was. But the best compliment is when I manage to fuck the cum out the bottom. YEE-HA! -
The superiority of ancient society
pipesmokin'manfucker replied to Slut4anyload's topic in General Discussion
IMO, this thread romanticizes "ancient society" to the point of being unrealistic & naive. There were a lot of ancient societies. Living in most of them would have sucked. Violence, cruelty, abuse, slavery, social discrimination, chronic warfare: these and other unappetising realities would have been the order of the day (just like today in many places). No antibiotics, useless superstitious "medical" practices, no effective dental treatments, no sanitation, living in squalor while the rich lived in opulence. Short lifespans: a man of 30 would have been considered elderly. Uncontrollable epidemics killing people right and left; crop failures and famines & so on and so forth. YECCH. -
IMO love IS a choice and we are able to choose who we fall in "love" with. The situation you describe appears to be completely devoid of authentic love. In fact, it sounds downright abusive. I hope you figure out a way to move on from this man. As long as you do not choose to un-love this guy, you will continue to hurt because in effect, you're hitting youself over the head with the hammer of this venemous relationship. I know: easier said than done...been there, done that.
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When it comes to being a hypocrite, it takes one to know one. There are worse things a person can be.
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Most of the times I've done it, I liked it - A LOT. Don't do it very often, though. I have to be aroused by both the bottom and the other top. Getting my cock caressed both by the bottom's ass AND the other top's cock simultaneously will usually cause me to nut hard.
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Since so many guys I've fucked loved poppers, I decided to give them a try myself. The result was disagreeable to the max. Made the mucuous membranes in my nose feel like a lit acetalyne torch had been applied to them. No more of that for me. It was like eating a tablespoonfull of wasabi mustard. I do enjoy fucking my bottoms while smoking my pipe and sharing the smoke with them, if they're into that. But then, I luv sucking another man off & gulping down his load (impossible to do when smoking a pipe) while fucking hole. Obviously I like 3-ways. It doesn't bother me if my bottom uses poppers.
