Treehugger

Okay Next stop: ACI, San Antonio. Gotta say I loved this place. Weird name, not sure what it stands for. I like a bathhouse that is not too new, you know what I mean? I like 'em a little run down and seedy. It seems to invite a piggier crowd with less condom use. This place was still clean with a great staff. Another thing I really liked about ACI was all the public beds. They had a tons of beds in the public areas for general use. Most bathhouses do not have enough horizontal space for basic fucking. When I arrived the big beds looked like they had been used a lot. I like that. I get turned on by lying down on a sheet soaked with cum and sweat from all the guys that have been fucking on it. I also like a staff that are on things. At some point they came through and changed the sheets. I like the feel of fresh sheets too. Another fun thing about ACI were the clientele. It was like the United Nations in there, every type of body and skin color. I had a rainbow of cocks to choose from. Only one guy fucked me with a condom. There always seems to be one doesn't there! Ugh. I lost track of the cock I enjoyed. The black guys really seemed to be into me there. At one point I was laying on the big bed with my head near the edge. This guy with a fantastic cock fed it to me. It was the perfect angle for a long cock worshipping session. Eventually he took a break and another man took his spot. He wanted to fuck so I hopped off the bed and bent over. His meat was really fat and I love that. Didn't get his load though, Wah! He felt self conscious fucking in public like that and left. I had been playing with this older guy earlier. I am so turned on by a good kisser and he was great but he was also a bottom. We both lay there side by side waiting for some top to make us happy. Not sure how he faired but I got fucked several times and loaded by a few. Towards the end of my stay I worked myself up to mount him and had a damn nice fuck, happily unloading deep in his hole. But...when I pulled out yuck! I don't think this guy had cleaned out at all. Had to do the walk of shame to the restroom for a quick clean-up. Oh well, when you play with fire sometimes you get burned. Over-all I highly recommend this place. The gloryhole booths were crap but you can't have everything. Next stop: Palm Springs, woo-hoo, Gay Mecca.

Last night I fucked a guy at the bathhouse. I don't normally top but this guy was really getting to me. He has a fantastic cock and a was a great kisser. It was pretty clear that he wanted to get fucked. I think I saw him earlier getting boned and thought it was hot. So...he got me hard enough and I fucked him. It was fun but I can never last very long. When I pulled out I thought I could smell something but he went right for my cock and cleaned it off. Hmmm. I guess he was one of the few. I would have liked to make out with him some more but was not sure what I was going to encounter. Didn't matter anyway cuz someone came up behind me and pushed their cock up my ass.

I wish I knew my lifetime count. I can't even begin to guess. I've been a bareback cumdump for 20 years and have been to 14 bathhouses across the country not to mention all the bookstores and adult theaters. When I go to a bathhouse its usually for 12 to 24 hours and I take a lot of cock. I think about 30 for one evening is my personal best. My load count has to be in the thousands by now.

I think 25 loads over a weekend is pretty good. Did you have to suck twice as many cocks to get those? We will expect a report from Dore next month.

So many variables! Should have paid more attention in math and science. I agree that my projection was pretty high. I think 50 oral loads over a long weekend would be damn good and a heck of a goal to shoot for. I tend to think cocksuckers have to work harder than bottoms to get their loads. Guys seem to have more control in a mouth than an ass. I hate to give up on a guy I am sucking especially if he has a nice cock but after 20 minutes or so I gotta take a break.

Couldn't agree more. Thanks for the laugh. I can't get the image of tiny dried up squirrel anuses out of my head. I was at a sex party once where a guy ate a bunch of peanuts and then joined the fray. I liked him a lot (he fucked loads into me several times) and I like peanuts but the combo was not good. Grossed me out when we kissed. Later I was sucking dick and it tasted like peanuts. I guess he was there before me. Now that I think about it that could be dangerous if another cocksucker with peanut allergies got there before I did. Hmmm.

I am with you on the poo part but not too sure about dick cheese. I have never encountered that which is surprising considering the hundreds, probably over a thousand, cocks I have blown. Can you down it and continue or do you like the taste?

I am wondering how other cocksuckers feel about this. I was at the bathhouse getting a thorough fucking when someone put there cock in my face. This was in the so called 'darkroom'. Its dark but not truly dark. I could just make out a somewhat overweight guy with a very nice cock. I wanted to suck it badly but when it got close to my nose it smelled awful. It smelled like he had been fucking somebody who had not cleaned out properly. I am no shrinking violet. I have no problem sucking a cock that has just been in some random guys ass, if fact it turns me on. I'll gladly suck a cock that has been in my ass. And while I don't particularly like shit, as they say, shit happens and dicks that have been in butts will get a little dirty from time to time. I can deal with that but this dick smelled more than just a little dirty. I was torn. I wanted him but I could not overcome the distaste I felt over how it smelled. I passed. What would you have done? I am willing to bet there are a few die-hards out there who would have soldiered on.

Oh jeez, you are making all us cocksuckers think. This is like a math problem without all the relevant data. How experienced are you? What kind of stamina do you have and how big a dick can you take? How many hours do you have to devote to your goal? If you are a good cocksucker with no gag reflex and a lot of stamina you could do really well for yourself. I used to love to go to Basic Plumbing in Seattle. It had a great set-up for giving blowjobs. I'd suck for a few hours and I think the most loads I ever got in an evening was a dozen but I sucked a lot more cocks than that to get them. I probably averaged 8 loads a night over time. I think you could do a lot better. Here's my math: 3 hours each for three nights at Blow Buddies plus 2 afternoons at 3 hours each at Folsom Gulch and your 2 hours at 442 Natoma equals 17 hours of cocksucking. Lets be optimistic and say you can average 6 loads an hour (that's only 10 minutes per dick) That brings us to a grand total of 102 loads. My mouth waters at the thought of it. Wow, that seems like a crazy amount of jizz. Is my math way off? Is 6 loads an hour possible? Are you going to be mysterious or are you going to tell us your count for Folsom 2017

Still heading west. Next stop: New Orleans. Love NOLA but its not the same as when the Club on Toulouse was open. Ah...the good old days. That was my home away from home. At least there is still Rawhide and Phoenix/Eagle. Bar sex is almost as good as Bathhouse breeding. Luckily I arrived on a Saturday night when there is the most action. This is over a month ago when that crazy storm was hitting the gulf coast. I had a break in the rain so I did not get wet going from bar to bar. I started out at the Phoenix but it was too early for the Eagle to be open. Plus they were doing some sort of charity bingo. It looked like it was hosted by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. Not in the mood for that. When you have cock on the brain there is no cure but to have at it. By the time I walked to the Rawhide it was late enough that things were picking up. Only takes one right? Within 5 minutes of getting my beer I had a cock in my ass. There were only a few guys cruising around so I picked a spot to lean and cruise. Within a couple of minutes a short, stocky Mexican looking guy stands near me, pulls out his meat and looks at me like, "Well, are you going to suck this or not?" I was being snooty and ignored him for about 60 seconds but the lure of dick right there waiting for me won out. I assumed the position. He let me suck him for a minute before feeling my lubed up hole. That was all he needed. Turning me around his torpedo honed in on its target. He had an average cock which was fine with me for a warm up. I was going to need it cuz there was a lot of dick in my future that night. While Mexican guy is fucking me another man walks up and offers me his cock. Who was I to say no to such a generous offer. My snootiness was smothered with lust. He was a regular white guy with a nice cut cock about the size of the one in my ass. Tasty. He wandered off before I could get his load. The guy in my ass wanted more head and he was replaced by someone I never got a look at. Meanwhile I notice this tall (tall for me, I am 6'2'' and he had to be 6'6") slender black guy in a suit making out with the guy I had been blowing. He was not particularly good looking but he was sexy if you know what I mean. I was intrigued. Turns out he had a gorgeous dick, big, meaty yummy. Once the two guys I had been servicing blew their loads in my ass I was alone for a bit until the suit approached me. He was a great kisser and he smelled sooo good. I like cologne if not applied to heavily or where I am going to lick. We made out for a long time and I sucked his cock even longer. But.....I could tell I was not going to get his load and he was not going to fuck me. If I had a room I would have been tempted to lure him there and seduce him into fucking me raw. I decided to head back over to the Eagle where I always manage to get fucked. The Eagle was packed. I downed a hard cider below and went upstairs. Within minutes once again I was getting plowed. It is so convenient to have a place like the Eagle. All I had to do was stand in the back for a minute, someone grabbed my dick (I already had it out) I grabbed his, went down on him and once again after he felt up my greasy hole he guided my ass around so he could fuck me. So I got fucked a lot this night. It was too hard to keep track but I'd guess I had a dozen cocks over about 3 hours. There were a few memorable guys. One guy kept coming back to me. He was a short Puerto Rican man with a big dick (we talked a while at the end of the evening). I seem to get fucked by a lot of Puerto Ricans. Hmmm. It was hard to say good bye to him, another great kisser, uber hard ever hard cock that he loved to pound my hole with. At one point I was being totally mobbed. Guys were pressing in on all sides. I was being spit roasted as well. It was kind of suffocating being in the middle of all that heat, sweat and testosterone. LOVED IT! What a way to go. I had to take a breather so I let go of the cock in my mouth to bend over hard and take in the cooler air near the floor. I could see the feet of the guy fucking me. His basketball shorts were bunched around his hairy ankles. At that point I had no idea who was boning me and for some reason this view of him really turned me on. He was banging away and by the noises coming out of his throat he was well on his way to glory. As soon as he shot his wad and left another was there to fill my hole. What is there not to love about Saturday night at the Eagle!? Great bar, great guys. Only one weird part of my evening. In all the fucking and sucking only one condom entered the picture. I've got a cock in my ass, again I have no idea who has mounted me, don't care. He feels good and its raw. That was all I needed to know. My mouth is busy too. I sucking this big black guy with an average endowment. I'm happy, he seems happy. I suck him for several minutes before he turns away. I think he does not want to come yet, no problem. Then he turns back around a moment later and he has a condom on. What? Not sure what that was all about. Maybe he thought it would keep him from coming, maybe he was poz and he did not want to cum in my mouth. Whatever the reason I did not resume the blowjob. Latex tastes horrible! Total yuck. Plus there were plenty of guys more than happy to feed me raw cock. Next stop: ACI, San Antonio (loved this place and you can probably guess why)

I walked out of the bar not too long ago having been thoroughly fucked and bred by several men. My pants were greasy with lube and cum stains. Two young (and hot) guys were standing there. They looked me up and down with a look of contempt knowing I had just been used as the bar cumdump. I gave 'em a big smile then dragged my tired ass back to my truck. Loved that they knew what I had been doing. In a few years those two will be the bar cumdumps, at least we can only hope. One of my favorite things is eating ass. Really enjoy the walk home after a night of debauchery and being able to smell the guys I have been eating out in my moustache. Its a yummy reminder of my evening.

I had a top who liked to fuck using both a condom and baby oil which was weird since he got oil that had a fragrance. But it did not seem to matter how much he fucked me the condom never broke from the mineral oil in the baby oil, so disappointing. I always use a combination of lube for a night of bathhouse bottoming. I slick my hole with a slight amount of Vaseline and then inject either Swiss Navy or Elbow Grease up my hole. This combo usually gets me through two or three tops. Hopefully one or more will load me up then I don't need to re-lube for quite some time. If I get three loads I am good to go for the next couple hours unless I meet up with an ambitious rimmer.

Me too! Same event. Two guys hook up in the darkroom, blow their loads and then proceed to exchange pleasantries, make plans, pick out their china pattern. Sheesh. They were so loud, totally killed the mood.

This is so true. When I get in the sling I try to hang my ass way out and down since many guys seem to have trouble reaching. They are also hung too high on the head end and I always end up killing myself trying to suck cock while I am getting fucked. I wish they would leave them adjustable. I hope if you ever saw me in a sling that was too high you would ask to fuck me in another position. Or just order me, I like an aggressive top.

Continuing on my journey (eventually to the West Coast) I stopped in the Tampa/Clearwater area to visit a friend. He directed me to some of the fun 'bookstores' nearby. There were three in like a half mile area. I chose Buddies of Largo. Its a dump but not gross. The little theater room was only $5 to enter. The peeps were crap, no doors but the theater had a room off to the side where all the action happened. So I am sitting in the theater and it is quiet, only a few guys around, two of whom are in the play room. They guy in front of me keeps turning around to stare at me. He does it a lot and keeps on looking. Its slow so eventually I approach him. I take is slow to give him a chance to move away. He does not. When I try touching him he informs me he is just there to watch. Okay, to each his own. Little creepy after a while considering I was not engaging in sex or jerking off. Oh well. When things got busier I went into the play room and finally got fucked. A black guy with a very nice cock helped himself to my hole. I did not get his load then but he returned later to deliver. The energy was kind of weird that day. Many of the guys were posers, or watchers, or just too picky. I thought there was plenty of yummy cocks and fuckable guys there. A silver haired grandpa with a cock every bit as nice as the black guy also fucked me. A couple guys took advantage of my bent over position to get their cocks sucked. Love it when men walk up to me while getting fucked and push their meat into my face. I was getting a little frustrated at all the guys who were not playing when in walked a super tall guy who reminded me of Michael Phelps. He was plenty fuckable and he proceeded to get naked and bend over a stool. Very hot. My dick is not as dependable as it used to be or I would have been all over that. One young guy played with him but I don't think really fucked him. Such a shame. Nobody else was interested so I dove in and ate out that beautiful hole. Eating ass usually gets me hard and this time was no exception. Not wanting to waste a good hard-on I stood up and started to work my meat into the guys hole. He was tight and he was not helping me in the least. I pushed harder. Still no entry but he did not move away or ask me to quit. I pushed even harder, barely getting the head in when yelped and stood up. He said he was new to this and needed to go slow. No problem but maybe if you aren't used to taking anonymous cock in a porn theater you should not be buck naked draped over a stool in the middle of a bunch of horny queers. I went back to eating his hole. He offered to change position then laid down on the floor on his stomach. Okay, this might work. I did get my cock in him this time but it was not a great fuck. Too tight and I don't think he had any lube in him other than my spit. I should have offered to take him for a drink and give some advice. I went back up his hole with my tongue and jerked my load on to the floor. We had quite the audience which is always fun I had my $5 worth of fun. I bet its crazy fun when it is really busy. I did read somebody go arrested there a few years ago for lewd behavior. Really? What are these places for other than lewd behavior. Next stop: Tampa Men's Club

So here is another tale from my youth. By the way I do have a life outside of sex and thinking about and trying to find sex. I read real books and shit like that but.....getting dick is never far from my mind. I used to do a lot of orchard work. It was between the late winter pruning and harvest. We had dead trees to remove, mowing, fence repair, fairly easy stuff. I had a Mexican guy to help, a migrant who spoke very little English. He could say stuff like: hello, thank you, no. And that was more than I could say in Spanish. We could not converse but we got along well. He was a generally happy guy who worked hard and knew what he was doing. Plus he was decent looking, maybe 40ish, kinda short with a compact muscle body, beautiful brown skin and a yummy basket. We were in the orchard and having some trouble with a chainsaw. Jose (not his real name, I can't remember it) went back to the barn to get some tools. He was taking forever so I went to the barn. No Jose. Then I started to wonder. Or my dick-sense kicked in. I carefully made my way to the back of the barn and there was Jose flogging his dong. Sounded like he was getting close to the finish. Hmmm. How to handle this. I totally wanted to suck his cock but would he go for it? I did not want to get fired or beat up. Then I figured I had the upper hand. I mean I did not know if he had a green card. Sounds mean I guess but at least he was going to get a blow job out of it. I snuck up as close as I could get then just sort of appeared in front of him. I scared him so bad he froze dick in hand. He had no idea what to do, good thing I did. Dropping to my knees I knocked away his hand and engulfed his meat. It was a delicious uncut cock. Not particularly big but a good mouthful, lots of precum and huge balls. He put his hands on my shoulders as if he were going to push me off him but his hands merely clenched and I could see his eyes squeezed shut. I chewed his foreskin, drill for cum in his piss slit and was able to get one nut at a time in my mouth while keeping his cock in also. He really liked that. I knew he would not last long. He had already done most of the hard work. I was there to reap the rewards. He was working up to unload and was saying something excitedly. I think he was trying to warn me he was going got cum in case I wanted to back off. No chance. Once he realized I was not going anywhere he grabbed me hard and fucked his load into the back of my mouth. So good. Mindful of things getting awkward I cleaned spit off his cock with my shirt sleeve, carefully put him back into his undies, tucked in his shirt and buckled up. I said, "Gracias Jose, Delicisio." So stupid, mixing Spanish and quasi-Italian but he understood. The big smile on his face made me feel better. We only had a few more days of work together but all he had to do was point at the barn and I knew what he wanted. Those last days were fun.

I remember a short stocky guy I had the hots for. A mutual friend had a party and told me to come because he would be there. When I spotted him I could not figure out why I found him so hot before. I mean I still wanted to fuck him but I could live without it. I went home with him and had fun. He loved to be fucked raw and I enjoyed his hairy hole as well as sitting on his cock myself. On the walk home I realized what had happened. He had shaved off his moustache and goatee. Facial hair is my weakness. You can be uglier than a box of rocks buy if you have a beard I want you in my hole.

Being a twin myself this kind of grosses me out. I can't imagine having a three-way with my brother. We are identical by the way. On the other hand if I met a pair of hairy twin daddies I would be all over that.

I was hoping to hear how you resolved your sex/relationship predicament. I have the same problem. If you feel like it let us know what happened. Maybe you now have some advice for the rest of us.

I tried this once for an anonymous pump and dump. I got a cheap motel room then posted my address and room number on craigslist. My ad stated I was not going to be answering emails, the door would be unlocked just help yourself to my hole. I was wearing a blindfold, ass up on the bed or on my knees. I put up plenty of photos to see what they would be fucking and had sharpies on both bed stands. I was really curious to see if I could a big tally on my ass. I had 8 takers that night plus my first and only DP, that was wild but only one guy bothered with the sharpie.

Your 'tude is such a turn on!

This is a brilliant idea. I want to try it.

I know what you mean. I think stealthing is terrible, horrible and evil but the videos get me hard and hot. I admit I jerk off too them. I equate them to rape fantasies, hot in the brain but not in reality.

I have only attended Cumunion events at Hawks PDX in Portland, Oregon. As far as I can tell they don't do anything different except maybe have more staff on hand because it has always been packed every time I have attended. What I like about it is the simple fact that there are more uninhibited men to have fun with. That is the great thing about Cumunion, you don't need anything extra, no gimmicks, no games. Its all about cock. The only thing to make it better for me would be to have more slings and fuck benches. Take a couple rooms and add fuck benches for the event so all us hungry bottoms don't have to compete for places to offer up our holes. At Hawks I am constantly making the rounds to see if the fuck bench or one of the two slings is open. I prefer to put my ass out there for anyone to help themselves.

I tend to think of my sexual exploits as just another hobby only one that I am very passionate about and willing to spend the time and money to make it happen. Its better than being a drunk or couch potato. Although being an artist and writer I do sometimes wonder what I could accomplish with the time I spend hunting for cock and loads. I can spend 8 to 24 hours, easily, in a bathhouse, ass up hoping for just one more fuck.