Treehugger

Lucky bastard! A ten day load that big is worth $200. I hope you get it from his often as you like.

Not sure if this guy was the biggest but he sure sticks out in my memory as the biggest. I was living in New Orleans when the wonderful and much loved Club bathhouse was still operating. I could write a book about all the cock I got there, probably enough for a boxed set...anyway back to the big dick. On the third floor there used to be this army themed area with a weird high bench like thing. I am standing in there, leaning against the bench, its dark but you can still make out bodies pretty good. This guy joins me and I wait only a moment before going in for a taste. He's young, early twenties and has a big dick (not the biggest, he has not arrived yet) His meat was very tasty and I enjoyed going down all the way. Loved to bury my nose in his pubes while my throat muscles worked on his cock. After a while he wanted a go at my dick so I let him for a bit but I don't really like blow jobs so I went back to worshipping his dick with my tongue. I did not even notice another guy had arrived until the young guy pushes me off his dick and over to the new guy. New guy has the dick of death: ten solid inches and really thick. It took some work but I got that sucker down all the way. My own dick was rock hard. He let me take my time and do it my way so I had no problem taking him all the way. They took turns with my mouth until the younger guy helped himself to my ass. It don't get any better than two big and hard cocks in your holes. At one point big dick guy tries to fuck the younger one but it just does not fit. I got him off in my mouth and then he wandered off leaving my with big dick guy. He wants in my ass but I just can't believe he would ever fit and I refused to let him try. I continued to suck but could not for the life of me get him to cum. I wish I could meet up with him again. I would let him try now. When things cooled down we chatted a bit. He was Latino and married. He told me he liked to take cruises to get away from his wife. He invited me to go with him to Puerto Rico. I thought this big dicked son of a bitch is going to get me alone and cornered in some sound proof cabin and corn hole the hell out of me. Part of me really wanted to go but I had an obligation that prevented me from accepting. Maybe that was a good thing or maybe I would have had the time of my life learning to take that fantastic cock.

Okay, last amazing fuck at the Island House Key West. As usual I am in the video room sucking and fucking, having a perfectly wonderful time. Things had slowed down. Me and two other guys are taking it easy, stroking to the porn. In walks a hot as fuck daddy and the black guy who had fucked me the day before. The daddy was so my type, late forties or early fifties, hairy, bearded, kind of rough maybe even a little mean looking. And of course had a gorgeous cut cock. He pulled his meat out of his shorts and started playing with the black guy, who is also hot. I am staring at the hairy daddy like a starving refugee. God he was perfect! The look he gave me was of pure disdain. I tried to ignore him but could not seem to tear my gaze away. Finally I caught his eye. He glanced at his cock and the gave me the slightest nod. That was all I needed. Immediately I was down on my knees burying my face in his crotch. His dick was big and he liked to face fuck with it. I was having a hard time not gagging, well puking actually, he was brutal. He pushed my head over to the black man. His cock was only slightly smaller. After a few minutes of this hairy daddy pulled me back to his meat and the other guy wandered off. Daddy sat down, legs spread wide and my real work began. I guess he liked making his cocksuckers gag because he rarely let me have a moments rest. He was in serious danger of wearing my lunch but that did not seem to concern him as he repeatedly rammed his erection down my throat. It was a relief when he ordered me to sit on his cock. I managed a quick hit of poppers before I was skewered. Luckily my hole had been warmed up and pre-lubed by several guys before him so the pain was minimal at first. Then he started punching my second ring that refused to open up for him. Now that hurt but I was not about to mention it. I soldiered on happy to be object of this incredible mans lust. Before I could even hope to get a load out of him he pushed me off his cock and ordered me to suck some more. I tried my best, I really did. I think I may be out of practice with the really big dicks plus he was so rough. After what seemed like forever I said I had to take a break. My eyes were watering something fierce, my nose was all runny. I was out of breath (and I can hold my breath a long time) and I had to keep swallowing down my bile as he had me on the verge of barfing. I sat down a few feet away so ashamed of my poor performance. He looked at me with disgust. I felt humiliated and yet still so happy and grateful I got to play with him a little. Then he got up, grabbed my by my hair and pulled me out of the room. He kept his arm locked straight down so I had to follow bent over and in complete subjugation. We ended up at the end of the hall of glory hole booths where there is a little set in bench under a video screen. I was pushed over to the bench and ordered to keep my ass down and arms out straight. I tried to get in a hit of poppers first but he was not having it. It was a position of total submission. Usually if a fuck gets painful it helps me to arch my back and meet the thrusts by pushing back my ass. Not this time. He wanted me perfectly still, molded to the bench and arms out. If I wanted his cock I had to take it on his terms. I wanted it bad and I was willing to do whatever it took. I can not say I enjoyed that fuck. It did not feel good but it was an amazing mind trip. He fucked hard. Most of the time I am a silent partner but since he did not allow me to move or express myself with my body all I had was my lungs. I moaned and groaned without regard to who might hear. I was hurting and I let everybody now. I can't begin to guess how long he fucked me since I was concentrating solely on getting through it one thrust at a time. Plus I wanted his load so bad. I don't think he bred me. When he pulled out he ordered me back on his cock for some more face fucking. I tried my best to milk a load from him but mostly he just pounded my mouth like it was my ass and then just like that he pushed me off his dick and said, "Now you can take a break," then walked off leaving me sweating, panting, slightly confused and really, really turned on. I can only hope he at least enjoyed some of it. As painful and humiliating as it was I LOVED IT! Next stop: Tampa/Clearwater area.

This was several years ago. I was in a mood, very crabby but also horny and dead set on doing something about it. I found an old faded white wife beater and wrote CUM DUMP on it in black sharpie on the front and back. I put it on and then covered it up with a green plaid button up. A pair of shorts, slip on shoes and a brass cock ring completed my ensemble. I grabbed my to go sex kit (lube and poppers) and headed for my favorite cruising park. The parking lot was mostly full so my mood brightened considerably. Lubing up in the truck, in the lot, was not easy but I managed without attracting any unwanted attention. I headed out on a mission to get as much seed as I could manage. When I got deeper into the park, past the kiddees with frisbees and the moms with picnic baskets (I'm looking for horny dads) I ditched the plaid shirt under a bush (remember that bush I love that shirt). I was deep in no mans land and not seeing a soul. Where the hell are all the cruising tops? From behind me I hear, "Well cum dump lets see that ass." Instinctively I drop my shorts and bend over. He was a lot closer than I would have imagined. Where the hell did he come from? Instantly he was feeling up my ass and then his cock was knocking at my back door. I took a deep breath and back up on his meat. We both groaned and all my crabbiness drained away. He was banging away when we heard footsteps and cracking twigs. I started to turn my head to look in the direction the noise was coming from but the guy in my ass grabbed my hair and kept me from looking. "Oh no cum dump, eyes down. Your job is to work my cock with your faggot hole." Or something like that. This was a long time ago but I still remember the gist of the things he said. The new guy asked about my cocksucking skills and Topman (I'll call the aggressive guy in my ass Topman) says he has no idea so take him for a test drive. Two seconds later I have my mouth full of black cock. Both men are take no prisoners kind of fuckers. At least the cock in my mouth wasn't so big I could not handle it, maybe 5 1/2, no more than 6 inches. A nice chunk of meat to work on without making me gag. He liked to face fuck but I can hold my breath like a pearl diver so no problem there. The black guy was talking a lot of shit, encouraging Topman to breed my hole but that was not going to work for him. "No man I want to see this cunt knocked up with a bunch of loads before I get off in there. I want his pussy hot and wet." I hate it when guys refer to my asshole as a pussy. I am a man. There ain't no pussy to knock up on this dude, but whatever. He's the top. I guess I prefer the vocal guys to the silent type. "Here," he says stepping back and offering up my ass, "take over for me and I'll go round up dome more donors." Topman heads out into the bush on his cock safari and the black guy rams his cock into my greedy hole. I am all warmed up by now and take him easily. He is a hard fucker, doesn't slow one bit which only means he's not going to last long. Sure enough by the time Topman gets back, which is surprisingly fast, he is about to blow. Again I try to look in the direction the men are coming from but black guy takes a cue from Topman and orders eyes down. Jeez, what is this Nazi eyes down bullshit? "This bitch is awful curious," not sure who said that but the answer came from one of the new guys. "I can fix that." And someone tied a handkerchief over my eyes. My day just got more interesting as well as cummier since the black loose with his nut as deep in my hole as he could get. Topman loved that and complimented him on a job well done. Black guy moved back to my mouth for clean-up and someone else moved into my ass to have a go. Topman pointed out that my mouth was unoccupied so that sad situation was soon remedied. Again I was being spit roasted and loving it. I think at this point Topman went off again to procure some more eager breeders. He succeeded and how. At this point I had trouble making out individual voices, plus I was being distracted by someone tying my hands behind my back with what I was later to discover was a sock. It sounded like there was a helluva lot of guys waiting to take a turn on the cum dump merry-go-round. Now I am no gang bang virgin, I mean I do ascribe to be the town bicycle but even an experienced cum dump such as myself has limits. I was getting worried that I had bitten off more than I could chew and how was I going to get out of it. They had me tied and blind folded. Whoever tied that knot must have been a boyscout and a sailor because it was not budging. I tried working at it but got cuffed by Topman every time. "Leave it alone pussy boy, you have a lot cock to take care of and we are not leaving until you have drained every drop of cum out of our hairy sacks." He was fucking me again at this point. He yanked my head back by my hair pulling my ear next to his mouth. "Just do what your told and you'll get through this fine, you'll get exactly what you came for." With that he pushed my head down into someone's crotch and I obediently opened up for more cock. I have to admit I was totally turned on and whether I could handle it or not I was going to see this through. From here things got to be a bit of a blur as it was cock after cock and I was getting a little shaky on my legs. Then donkey daddy shows up and tries to climb into my hole or at least that was what it felt like since his endowment was enormous. I tried hard to stand still and take it but he was not gentle. "Jesus Christ!, can't you hold this whiny cunt still," he complained. Whiny cunt? My mouth was full of cock. I never said a word. My ass however was hopping around all over the place trying to evade his penis invasion. I heard, "Here give Mary some of this," and a bottle of poppers was put under my nose. Someone must have rifled through my shorts. Thank god I left my wallet in the truck and the keys on a tire. I inhaled from that little bottle of paradise like it was full of salvation, which it was. Jungle Juice was going to save me from Donkey Daddy and leave me in nirvana. Actually I snorted so much I blacked out for a moment but there were plenty of guys around me to keep my from falling. When I came to the big guys was balls deep. I felt no pain only the joy of being completely filled and surrounded by horny, sweaty men. From this point on I really can't say what happened exactly. I mean I know I got royally fucked but by whom and how many whose to say. They kept that bottle of poppers close and ordered me to inhale often. Topman stayed close and I think was the one doling out the amyl. I assume he eventually bred my ass. How could he not after running the whole show. Things started to slow down but I was still getting fucked. I was ordered to inhale and keep inhaling until told to stop. I took two huge hits and stopped and was promptly rewarded with several smacks on my ass and head. "Keep going bitch." I kept inhaling and inhaling and then I passed out. I was out long enough for everybody to get lost. I was alone when I came to, buck naked and covered in cum. I wiggled around only to discover my hands were still tied behind my back. Lucky for me someone or several someone's had pissed on me. My hair was drenched and so was the sock tied around my wrists making it easier to eventually wriggle out of. It took me a while but to my relief I found my shorts wadded up under a bunch of dead weeds not too far away. My cum dump shirt however had been taken for a souvenir. I proudly walked out of those woods with a huge smile on my face. When I got to my truck I noticed two guys at a car several spaces a way. They were looking my way laughing and buddy punching each other on the shoulders. I gave them a wave and thumbs up which made them laugh even harder. Pretty sure they either fucked me or pissed on me. By the way I did find my favorite plaid shirt before I left.

Island House Fuck #2....So I am having a great time. Blew a couple guys in a gloryhole booth. One in particular had a very juicy, short fatty that really unloaded down my throat. It is so thrilling when a guy hoses you down with such a monster sperm geyser. I went back into the video room to hopefully get some action on the fuck bench. There is something about prostrating myself like that, letting every top know they can fuck me with no questions asked, that totally makes me into cum dump sex machine. I am hard now just writing about doing that. In walks a older guy, kinda goofy looking but with a pretty decent bod and a very nice uncut cock. He stands close and I pull him closer by his hardening dick. As I am digging into the folds of his foreskin with my tongue he reaches over to feel my lubed up hole. At this point I have not been fucked. He very quickly changes that. His erection is at full mast now and he moves around ease his meat into my ass. I take a hit of poppers and settle down for a good boning. In walks another guy, very tan, dark haired and a little sleazy looking. Love seedy looking guys. He is uncut too and already hard. By the way he tasted I could have sworn he was fucking somebody before he stepped into the video room. I hold out my poppers and everybody takes a hit. Love being fucked by a poppered up top. Sleazy guy leans down to shotgun the popper hit and we trade air until I feel dizzy. He replaces his lips with his cock. Just then the guy in my ass says, "Hope you wanted my load because here it comes." He bangs away with three hard thrusts and I know I have been bred. As he fucks his cum into me he tells the other guy how great my ass is and suggests he take it for a spin. Sleazy guy takes his advice murmuring something about how good sloppy seconds are. Sleazy guy is banging away, hitting the poppers a lot and doing a great job of fucking me. In walks three more guys. One is a tall, slender black guy, probably about 30 with beautifully defined muscles. He has a big dick, 8 inches I am guessing. I suck him for a bit then he sits down and wanks while watching me get fucked. The two other guys have a seat also. Sleazy guy doesn't last much longer. He was so loud when he shot his wad, bending over and clutching me hard as cock juice coated my innards. He rested a moment nuzzling my ear and telling me what a good fuck I was. "I shoot a lot," he said, "It will keep you lubed up for all these horny fuckers." Then he was gone. That's when I heard the sound I hate: a condom wrapper tearing. The black guy was putting on a condom. I wish I had the guts to tell him raw or not at all. Does anyone else have this problem? I just can't seem to get up the nerve to tell a guy no when it comes to condoms. Luckily I have two loads in me so there was no sting this time (I have a bit of a reaction to latex). I hit the poppers and he hit my hole like he had a week old load he wanted to get rid of. One of the watchers got up to feed me his cock. Usually I jack off while getting fucked but I was not able to this time. I had all I could handle to not get fucked off the bench and do a proper job of sucking cock. He was hitting me so hard I had to clutch the posts around the bench to maintain my position. My cock was caught pointing down on the back edge of the bench and every time the guy thrust into me the top of my dick would rub on the back of the bench. My cock ring was pinching also and rubbing my skin raw but I didn't even notice that until I got back to my room and was jerking off over what had happened. I was a busy boy trying to take the fucking and satisfy the cock in my mouth . I was flying high and my orgasm began to build slowly. Since I could not manipulate my cock I had no control. Even with the condom the cock in my hole felt so good and his hard fucking was pushing me over the edge. I came hard, really hard. I moaned and groaned but of course that was muffled since I refused to spit out the cock in my mouth. I have never cum while getting fucked without fisting my rod. This was a new experience for me. When I finally calmed down and both guys pulled out I staggered to my feet. Looking down I was shocked by the amount of jizz pooling around the knee shelf on the fuck bench. It looked like five guys had shot their loads. I was so dumbfounded I just stood there staring with what I assume was a stupid look on my face. Everyone else was grinning too. I think the other guys were hoping to fuck me also but I felt so drained I had to take a break. I sure do hate to pass up on more dick. Even a cum dump bottom has limits. Stayed tuned for Fuck #3, I saved the best for last.

Okay, now where the real fun starts: Island House, Key West. This place is way out of my price range for an overnight stay but they do have a day pass. I can't remember if it was $30 or $40. From what I can tell its a great place but I never went out to the pool or bar or anywhere except where I could get some dick. They basically have a mini bathhouse inside the hotel: hot tub, steam room, glory hole booths and video room. The staff is friendly (one in particular is very friendly...yeah he fucked me) and the facility is clean. I hightailed it up to the video room and spent a lot of time on the fuck bench. I have to say in my three visits I got fucked A LOT! They have a great mix of guys probably tipped towards the older set which has always been my thing. Three fucks in particular stand out. Fuck #1...I am on the fuck bench getting nailed. I have no idea what the guy looks like and before I can take a look another guy shows up and feeds me his cock. A few more guys file in sitting around and watching the show. Of course I love that, my cock is rock hard. One of the guys stands by the man I am blowing and starts encouraging my fucker. He's really excited over the whole scene. The guy in my mouth pushes me over to the vocal guy and they start trading me back and forth. But what he really wants is in my ass. He keeps asking to have a go. The guy in my ass isn't giving it up until he gets his nut. I was going crazy having all these men into me. It was really hot. There were at least three loads in my hole before all this so my fucker had all natural lube. As soon as he bred me and stepped back the talkative guy rushed around and mounted me. He loved my cum filled hole and I was loving his fat cock stretching it. Two more guys took a turn before the room cleared out and I could take a break.

Took a lot of loads at the Hawks Cumunion party last Saturday. A favorite one was in the dark room. It was packed and as soon as I walked in a guy grabbed my cock. Since I was still by the doorway I could see he was an older guy probably ten inches shorter than my 6'2". He held on to my cock as I pushed in out of the way of the entrance. I am not there to make my dick happy and prefer that guys leave it alone. He figured that out pretty quickly and moved to feel up my ass. As soon as discovered the lube he stepped up and pressed his cock into my hole all the while guiding me over to the bench. He had a nice fat cock that felt great. It was a thorough fucking that ended with him breeding my ass. I loved it. He was aggressive while still giving me exactly what I wanted. Once he got his nut he thanked me and was out the door. Of course I just returned to my previous position and waited for the next guy. Gotta love Cumunion.

I have logged a lot of bathhouse hours in twenty years all over the country and it is different everywhere you go. Honestly I rarely see any CD dressing at the bathhouses and none at a Cumunion event. Some places outright ban anything like that others are more liberal. Some bathhouses have bisexual nights where I would assume CD dressing would be acceptable. Felchingpisser has good advice about checking websites and frequently asked questions or all up the venue and ask. I am not sure how fishnets would go over at a Cumunion event. If they don't outright ban it I would say go for it. You would probably be unique in that crowd and it might attract a lot of attention. Are you prepared for that? Can you handle a line-up of guys waiting to load up your fem hole? Just a thought. If you go for it lets us know what happens.

What about Tampa Men's Club? I was there a month ago for the first time. It is a big place that seemed clean and orderly. The clerk was a total bitch, very unfriendly. It is a cash only business. They have a rule about wearing something on your feet (they rent flip-flops of course) and take a $5 deposit to make sure your return your towel I guess.. It if is your first time at any place like this don't be intimidated by the staff. Most places are super friendly and have great guys manning the check-in. Tell them its your first time. Ask for a tour. Go some afternoon mid-week when it is likely to be slow. They will have time to show you around and you can look about without feeling like a tourist. If you can bring a friend it will be a fun adventure for the both of you.

I have to put my two cents on this topic because I LOVE BATHHOUSES and Cumunion. To me the party just means there are a lot more guys. The place may be packed and guys will be going at it everywhere. Its a place and time to let go of your inhibitions. I was at Cumunion at Hawks PDX in Portland last Saturday. It was great. At one point I went into the central open area where there is a big screen and couch like benches. There was a crowd. I just bent over the end of one of the benches. By the way I walk around naked. Towels are a pain to keep track of. It did feel a little awkward being naked and putting myself out there like that in such a public way. It was so much fun. I only had to be there a few minutes before I was mounted. There were two guys getting fucked in front of me and a whole lot of guys watching the scene. If you like being watched or are thinking of trying out some exhibitionism Cumunion is great. I took on four guys in the middle of that crowd before needing a break. I think the best advice I can give it to decide what you want to get out of the party and go for it. The previous posts give great advice. Listen to them.

Okay guys I had a new problem crop up at Cummunion this last Saturday. The place was packed and I got fucked plenty. Early in the evening I climbed in the sling with a blindfold on. I love the excitement of being in the dark plus I think more inhibited guys get braver when they know they won't be turned down. I had fun, two guys fucked me and I blew a third. Mindful more than ever of hogging the sling I got out after the third guy. Later in the evening I thought I would try my luck in the sling again. There are two and one was filled with a hot guy. I got in the other one. Two minutes later a hot tattooed guy comes in and asks us how long we had been in the sling. I told him. So he proceeds to strike up a conversation with a guy who had been standing there jerking. Meanwhile hot bottom has two guys working him over. More guys show up and tattooed guy keeps mentioning he's waiting for his turn in the sling. He stood there in front of my sling shooting the breeze like he is at the water cooler. He keeps talking and talking. Guys show up in the doorway see the crowd in front of my sling and move on. It sucked. I gave up.

KEY WEST! I had tons of fun here, all the cock I could manage once I learned where to go. Of course the minute I get on the island I have one thing on my mind. Since it was early in the day I thought I would try Truman Adult store. I remember when it opened up years ago. It was a fun place and I sucked a lot of cock there. Not anymore. Both times I went it was dead. The place smells terrible, utterly disgusting. I don't mind feeding the peeps once I get some action but I don't like jerking to their shitty porn. One cashier yelled at me to drop dollars in the video machine. I left and decided I would never come back. Next I tried the bars. Fist stop Bourbon Pub. It sucked. The music is too loud and there are too many straight people. Ugh. I go to a gay bar to be around gay guys not a bunch of tourists slumming it. The bartender ignored me for as long as he could. Seriously, he saw me waiting to be served and continued to fuck around with some empty bottles. Then I paid $7 for a bottle of Rolling Rock. Give me a break. I know its Key West but that is ridiculous. 801 was not any better, loud and tourist infested, too much tuna. I hate to sound like a woman hater but I wanted to be surrounded by hairy, sweaty guys when I am at a bar. So back to my room to google. That's when I rediscovered Number 1 saloon, its part of 801 but in the back. Love this bar. There is a neon sign that says cum bucket. I started chatting up a few locals. One of the local guys was a tall good looking bearded man. After he walked away someone said he would be naked shortly. I expressed my surprise and was informed it was okay to get naked in the bar. Sure enough the bearded guy was naked a few minutes later. His cock was heavily pierced and he gladly let me feel him up. I loved his hairy body! The guys I was talking to started to get really touchy feely and ten minutes later I was naked. I was having so much fun. Everybody was feeling everybody up. I managed to get a few licks of some very tasty meat. Sadly bearded guy had to leave and then some two of the guys I was playing with. Happily one of the guys led me over to the outdoorsy area with couches and proceeded to fuck me, raw of course. He was fun, white, early 50's, delicious cock. While he was fucking me a new guy walks in and instantly feeds me his meat. The guy in my ass (I can't remember his name) starts pumping harder and then he unloads. Nice. He instantly pulls out, pushes his cock back in his shorts and leaves without a word. The guy in my mouth pulled me around and pushed his cock in my hole. I proceeded to service him with my mouth and ass for the next hour while guys wondered in and out, some fed me their cocks while I was getting fucked and a couple helped themselves to my hole while my mouth was busy. I LOVE this bar. After a while I was worn out so I shot my load, thanked the guy and wandered back to my room where I jerked off thinking about my time in Number 1 Saloon. Next stop: Island House, where the real action happened.

Stop #4: Sawmill campground near Dade City, Florida. I found out about this place from an Xtube video. It was of a guy getting barebacked by five guys on a picnic table in the campground. It was hot but sadly got taken down shortly after I saw it. I found the exact picnic table though I did not get fucked on it, more on that later. Sawmill is a big campground with a mini RV city. It is all clothing optional, has a great pool area with restaurant/bar and on the weekends a couple of dance venues. I was there mid-week so not as busy and partylike as it probably gets on the weekend. Still there was a lot of yummy eye candy around the pool. I thought the $30 membership fee was a little steep for out of towners but the tent camping was cheap, $10 a night so I ended up paying $25 a night, not bad. Now on to the important part, did I get laid? Not as much as I would have like but I can't complain. By the pond are the cruising trails and that was super fun. I bet those trails are packed on the weekend. Mid-week it was hit and miss. I spent most of my time cruising the trails, that is when I wasn't by the pool ogling all the beautifully tanned flesh. I'd get horny at the pool and then go find some dick on the trails. Highlights: So I did not get fucked on the picnic table but I got fucked raw by two guys next to it. I walk up to the table and there is a Puerto Rican guy getting a blow job from an older white guy. I watched for a while then tried to help out by sucking the guys balls while his dick was busy. Eventually the guy blowing let me move in on the dick and he moved in on my ass. He had a nice fat one that felt great. Both guys were fun and enjoyed changing places. The white guy blew his load down my throat and the Puerto Rican kept fucking me and inviting guys to use my mouth. Fun and convenient. I blew a couple of guys before I got a load up my ass. He was really fun and had a great cock. I sucked a dozen more cocks and got fucked by a guy who looked homeless but he was good to go for some raw action so why not. There was a couple of bottoms offering up their holes but that was not what I wanted. Check out the Sawmill campground, if you can make it on the weekend I bet you'll get all the cock you can manage. Next stop on my trip is Key West and I have to say I got fucked A LOT!

That's the worst! Especially when you know you would be guaranteed some dick if the cockblocker would just move a few inches. That is a time when you need a pushy top to shove the cockblocker out of the way. Calling all tops, do your duty and help out a needy bottom.

Third stop on my fuck tour was Oz campground near Unadilla, Georgia. It is a great campground especially if you want to get away from all things urban. It is a peaceful place with a friendly staff and reasonable rates. The whole compound it clothing optional, has a pool, hot tub and a building called the Sugar shack (that looked to be super fun when the place fills up) where you can go to play around. Sadly for me I was there mid-week, early in the season so not much going on. I did enjoy the quiet of the country and got to walk around nekkid which was a new experience for me. Even with the absence of many campers I did manage to suck two cocks and get barebacked. I was trying out my new found bravery at being a nudist so I went for a walk and then stopped on a foot bridge to sit and soak up some sun. After a while I noticed a guy doing some painting in a nearby cabin. His head would pop in the window every couple minutes. I realized he was getting a gander at me so I played it up, stretched out, rubbed my chest and belly, then my dick. Once I was hard he stepped out on to the porch and grabbed his crotch. That was all needed. I walked over to the cabin, let myself in and dropped to my knees. I had only been blowing him for a minute when he informed he came pretty quick. I told him to go for it and he instantly flooded my mouth with his load. That was fun. The guy who fucked me simply asked me if I wanted to go back to his place for some fun after chatting for a few minutes. He was an older guy with a nice cock that he was happy to bury in my hole. He never did cum though. I know I sucked off one more guy but for the life of me I can't remember what happened. I have sucked a lot of dick this trip so, well, I guess I can't be expected to remember every single one, can I? My trip started off kinda slow but once I hit Key West it was a cock bonanza so stay tuned. I have a whole lot of fucking to write about.

Good advice. I need to rig up a little lube bottle on a necklace so I can keep it with me and still have my hands free. I do like to interact with other bottoms. I really love making out with another bottom while we are both getting fucked.

Next stop: bookstore in Kentucky. I don't know what the real name of this place is. It is just north of Cave City, Kentucky and is in an old, mostly abandoned strip mall. It has the usual gigantic sign that simply says 'ADULT'. Its on the west side of I-65. Anyway I like this place and stop in every time I go that way. It has peeps plus two theater rooms, gay and straight. One of the things I like about this place is that its a flat fee to get in, $20. A little pricey I guess but it beats having to feed dollars into a slot while you are giving a blow job or need both hands to brace yourself while some horny trucker is trying to fuck away 10 hours of road rage. About half the booths have glory holes and I always like that option. You never know when this place is going to be busy. One minute its wall to wall guys and the next thing you know its practically empty. They have a huge parking lot so it is very convenient for truckers. I did not get fucked this time around which is a frustration for me. I especially love getting boned through a gloryhole but can be a little shy about putting my ass up there to get it. A couple of my visits here I got fucked by a guy who must have been a local. Very hot young black guy with a perfect cock. Only thing was he used a condom. I let him plow me for a bit but always had to beg off. If you have read any of postings you know I have a fairly legitimate reason for disliking condoms besides the fact they taste terrible, are not sexy and keep the load from getting to where I want it to be. I have something of an allergy to them. They sting, make my ass feel weird and uncomfortable and the smell turns my stomach. I know there are other kinds of condoms but those aren't free in the places I like to get fucked. The last time I was here I got into a hot three-way in the gay theater. I would have preferred being the one getting fucked but had to go with the flow on this one. A tall Nordic looking guy was the bottom. He had a pretty cock but alas was not put to good use. I did get to suck it but it remained out of my hole. I shared him with a short dark haired guy who had great energy. The best part was that we had a big audience. A dozen or more guys were stroking to our show and that always puts some iron in my stick. We took turns plowing this guy until I shot my wad in his ass. The other guy couldn't get his dick in fast enough once he knew he was getting sloppy seconds. This time around I spent a couple hours blowing cocks through the gloryholes and a couple in the theater. One of the things about this place is that they allow woman and they actually show up. I am all for expressing your sexuality and on principle have no objection to woman being there but...….ewww. Not much will make my peter wilt faster than a woman. I get especially irritated when they sit in the gay theater. Really?! If they want to see gay porn there are the peeps or the internet. Such a cockblocking buzz kill to find a woman in there. Some guys really get off on it though. Not me, take it to the straight theater. The bi-guys will find their way there. I sucked several cocks and got some tasty loads. One guy in particular stands out though and is a lesson of sorts. I walked by him several times as there are always a couple chairs in the peeps hall and some guys tend to hang out there. This guy is an enormous black guy, obese really so not exactly my type. But eventually he follows me to a booth and gets into the one next to mine. I kneel down to see what he's got. Its little, something of a fatty but it barely reaches through the hole. Good grief! I had to press my face up there hard to work on it. All in all it was a nicely shaped little penis but a bit of a job to get at and suck properly. In the end it was worth it. He shot a huge load and it tasted great. It made me so hard as he pumped squirt after squirt on my tongue. And that is what I love about gloryholes, you don't have to be into the guy to be into the dick. I have learned to not always refuse guys who I am not attracted to since the load it more important to me that their body type. Next entry will be stop number 3: Oz Campground in Georgia

What about guys who "occupy" the fuck bench? I am like you, for some reason I don't have as much luck in the slings so I don't use them as often. I go for the fuck bench. Now I have to wonder if I am guilty of being a 'bench slug'. I submit that term for your approval.

You are brilliant!!! I love it. If you ever run for president you have my vote.

Hi guys, I am about to complete a six week drive across the USA and of course I have tried to get as much dick as possible every step of the way so I thought I would share my experience with all of you. I have plenty of stories, some advice and a few reviews of the places I have been trying to get laid. First stop: the Diplomat bathhouse in Grand Rapids, Michigan. I love this place. It is something of a dump but its sleeziness is a turn on for me and I have had a lot of fun there over the years. It was late afternoon, so not the best time to get a lot of dick. Now I have to admit to one of my fetishes. I love having sex with the men who work at these places. It is a huge turn on for me, not sure why but it is what it is. Over about 15 years I have had sex with 5 employees at this place and now the tally is up to 6. I checked in and quickly undressed and went for the new gloryholes they put in. The gloryhole section is king of stupid if you ask me. The holes are too big for one thing, whatever. I didn't even have to wait for long. A gorgeous fat cock was offered and I started drilling for cum. I was having a great time when in walked someone fully dressed on my side of the hole to watch me give head. Fine with me. I am happy to perform for an audience. Then he pulls out his cock. I strain my eyes for look and it is every bit as tasty looking as the one in my mouth. Dilemma! I want to taste it too but feel greedy. The cock in my mouth is wonderful, thick and hard. I want to make this guy cum but he pulls out of my mouth and tries to get me to put my cock through. Thing about me, I do not care for blow jobs, never have. Most of the time I get bored and lose my erection. Sometimes I let a guy have a go but not this time. I just turn to the new cock. It's the guy who just checked me in! This makes me so hard. Now I am really excited. I attack his cock with a vengeance. I want his load so bad. I am sure he followed me into the gloryhole booth on purpose since I know he saw me go in there. His cock is so beautiful and wonderfully juicy. I think he had to get back to work since he gave up his load pretty quick. Thanks dude! I hope to taste you again. Next time please, please, please put that beauty up my ass. The rest of my time there was not as fun. As usual I am all lubed up for some bareback action. I want my ass fucked and loaded. I go up to the sling room and lay down on the mattress across from the sling. I get off on anonymous fucks. I like a guy to just climb on top and go at it. I have been fucked by so many guys in this room without ever laying eyes on them. An absolutely gorgeous man starts to play with me but he is not into the anonymous thing and he wants to use a condom. His ethnicity was hard for me to place. He was very brown but I don't think he was African, more middle-east I guess, maybe mix race. Totally bald with a fantastic beard, amazing hairless body, and a cock to make you weep. I tend to like hairy guys but this guy was so hot anyway. I had a hard time making out what he was saying because of his accent. He was one of those guys who fucks for a minute, changes position, then wants a blow job, then drags you to another room and so on. He tried to get other guys to play with us, I am all for that, but in the end it just got to be stupid. Plus I FUCKING HATE CONDOMS! He was too hot for me to say no at first but in the end I had to get away from him. Too bad I really wondered what is cum would taste like. If you live near Grand Rapids you should check out the Diplomat. Like I said its nothing like the bigger bathhouses in the major cities but its clean enough and if you happen to be there on a slow night one of the clerks might fuck you. Gotta love that. Okay, so that was my first fuck stop on this long trip. I have so much more to talk about: including three bookstores, four bars, two gay campgrounds, three bathhouses and two gay resorts. I will tell you all about them in order, next stop Kentucky.

I am curious to hear from other bottoms who might be experiencing this problem or even from tops who are guilty of doing it. Lately it seems I have experienced a lot of cockblocking at the bathhouse and it irritates the hell out of me. Are guys completely ignorant that they are doing it or do they not care? I know some tops have the attitude that bottoms are there for their pleasure and what they do to get off is their business and the bottom just has to deal. I have to wonder how many tops feel that way. When I climb into a sling, drape myself over a bench or simply bend over in a dark room I feel the message is pretty clear. I want cock in my hole. I don't want to be fingered or blown. A hand job is nice as long as it is accompanied by some raw breeding. I have a decent cock, about 7 inches hard and that tends to attract more attention than I want. That is why I tend to prefer a bench over a sling. Many times I get in a sling only to have a cocksucker hogging my dick, not fucking me and in essence cockblocking. Dude! Have a lick and move on if you are not going fuck me. Even worse are the finger fuckers. They use up all the lube and most of the time don't end up fucking me. What is up with that? I find it rude and a tease. As for ass eaters...depends. I love a guy with stubble easing my ass. It feels great, not what I really want though. I don't like it when they lick out all the lube and then try to fuck me. But if I have been bred a couple of times and there is plenty of natural lube to go around then I am happy let a rimmer have a go. Just don't set up camp, I am in it for the loads. I am a very patient bottom. I realize there are plenty of guys who would like to fuck me but take a while to get it up. I let guys finger my ass, eat me out, suck my dick, make out (I love a good kisser and am very happy to lock lips to get your dick hard) whatever it takes but a lot of these guys out stay their welcome. If it's twenty minutes later and it's still not happening, take a break, get a pop, watch some porn but please move over so I have a chance to get some dick before the night is over.

Oh man, I hear what you are saying about finger fuckers. I find a finger up my ass both uncomfortable and painful. I don't mind if a top explores my hole for a moment to see if wants to fuck me but guys who keep finger fucking and then just move on, that is bullshit. They use up all the lube and I have to have plenty of lube. I also had a spanker/finger fucker cockblocking me on a fuck bench. He started out doing his thing and then just wouldn't quit. I refuse to actually tell a guy to leave me alone, I know, I know, stupid, but I want them to figure it out for themselves. Finally I covered my ass with both hands and he got the hint. He was slapping pretty hard. It hurt and I did not want my ass to get all red and splotchy. I do not find that sexy. Would a back tattoo that says "No fingerfucking please" be too extreme?

So I am at the bathhouse in Portland. I climb on the fuck bench and wait for some cock. Luckily it did not take long and I had a nice fat one forcing its way into my hole. He went a little too fast for me and it hurt. It was uncomfortable for me and I assumed he had a condom on. I really hate condoms. I think I might be mildly allergic to them because no matter how much lube you use they always seem to sting. I was not sure though since every time I tried to feel for it all I could find was cock ring. He fucked away for a while and then was gone. He did not seem to have shot his load. I was disappointed of course since he had a really nice cock and hairy legs, which I love. That is all I can describe since I never actually saw him. I went to take a piss and plop, something dripped out my ass. I thought it was lube. I had a half a hard-on so it was hard to piss and I had to strain. Plop, plop, then I realized it was not lube. I scooped some out of my ass and had a taste. Delicious cum. Holy shit! That guy really loaded me up. I had a hard time keeping all that cum in and I really wanted to leave it in there as lube for all the other guys who wanted to fuck my hole. I went into the dark room and bent over the bench. Pretty soon a short muscle guy helped himself to my cummy ass and loved it. I was enjoying it too as I have a thing for short guys, I am 6'2". He dropped a load in me as well. Later on he fucked me again. A few guys fucked me in the dark room but only got the one load from the short guy. Back on the bench I attracted a few more takers. The last guy who fucked me had a really gorgeous cock. Sooo hot! But was a little long for me and gave me some second ring pain. That is so frustrating. It was painful but I did not want to make him stop because his cock was so big and beautiful. He pounded away and I endured until he moaned and groaned shooting his jizz deep in my guts. I was thrilled to get his load. I saw him again in the showers and he complimented my ass and of course I thanked him for the fuck. I can't wait to get back on that fuck bench.

I can't agree with you about the age of sexual maturity. Boxing it in with an number like you do seems illogical. Setting aside laws which are arbitrary all men and boys are different. It is not having sex that forces you to deal with sex and sexuality, its puberty and socializing that does that. Not having sex does not mean you are free from getting psycho-sexual pathologies or other related problems. Living in a sex phobic society does that already. I often think of all my problems that could have been eliminated if I could have met a man to help me understand what I was dealing with and yes have sex with. I was tortured by sexual desires from the age of 13 and all I ever learned during those years was to shut up about it. I became obsessed which led to all sorts of problems in my adult life. I wish I could have met Kevin Spacey when I was 14 maybe we could have helped each other out with each others problems.

Yeah, I can't jerk off to a one liner.