GloriHoleLover

I've occasionally been fortunate to find used, cum filled condoms on the ground at several secluded parking areas where I park to fish or bike. I love taking them into the woods, getting naked and slipping them into my extended tongue! I LOVE sucking every drop of tasty jizz out, too! ??

I have always LOVED drinking piss and have drunk the golden champagne from many men over the years, and with no ill effects. HOWEVER...I recently began playing with a much older man and, of course, I wanted him to piss in my mouth. But, noticing his open heart surgery scar, we began talking about his multiple heart attacks, which led to his revealing that he regularly takes over TWENTY different prescription medications for his heart condition! I began doing a bit of research on some of these heart drugs and found that most of them were excreted from the body, in the urine, 96-98% INTACT! (Manufacturer's own study statistics.) Well, THAT info certainly put me "off the feed" with regards to drinking my boyfriend's piss, or even taking it into my mouth! (Yes, it can be absorbed readily through oral tissues!) As much as I love having men piss in my mouth and drinking that wonderful stuff, there's just no way I want to be recycling anyone's potentially dangerous medications into my own body! I've really moderated my piss drinking since then! ?

I once watched an older man through a peephole in the wall of a toilet stall in a shabby public men's restroom at a Montgomery County (PA) park while he masturbated. He didn't seem to know I was there and, with a loud grunt, he climaxed and blew his load. He grunted aloud with each shot, so I assumed he'd dropped a real man-sized load! When he finished, he quickly rearranged himself, zipped up and left, leaving the unmistakable perfume of semen in his wake. Well, THAT scent was like a magnet to THIS cum-Catholic, and I followed my nose out of the toilet stall I was in, and into the one the masturbating man just left. I couldn't believe what I saw in that stall! That guy had very carefully unloaded onto the black, commercial, "split seat" of that toilet, his thick, off-white semen pooled on the seat, running down the front and puddled among the dried piss splatters and stray pubic hairs on the porcelain rim that showed between the open ends of the seat! As you can imagine, I could not resist this appetizing vision and, after stripping naked, and stroking my own throbbing hard cock, I knelt before that beautiful throne and, in a moment of almost religious reverence, I lowered my face to that defiled seat and placed my lips into the largest pool of cum! Sucking the cold creamy jizz into my mouth, my entire being was filled with the impossibly potent flavor of the elderly stranger's semen! And, over the next ten minutes, I lapped up and swallowed every recoverable drop of the man's cum...as well as numerous piss splatters and curly pubic hairs! Unbelievably delicious! I've been fortunate to see a man just coming out of an ABS video booth, gone into that booth, and saw that the previous occupant jerked his big load out onto the wall just below the gloryhole. I eagerly licked every pungent stringer of cum off the wall and lapped up the pool at he base of the wall! Soooo deliciously filthy and exciting! I know I'm a total pig, but I just need that precious semen too much to let it go to waste! Mmmmm...I LOVE IT!!! ??

Exactly right! I've done this with a portable commode purchased after a hip surgery (results of an auto accident) and it worked great! The lightweight aluminum chair has a regular toilet seat for comfort and legs that are easily adjusted for height. (Of course, leave the removable "slop pail" off.) I found that a nice low leg height, allowed man to sit on it just like sitting on the toilet...the design of the seat automatically spreading his cheeks, offering excellent access to my tongue! I set mine so that my lover's open ass was about an inch or two from my mouth. Then, by slipping a folded towel or small pillow under my head, my mouth was planted firmly onto his asshole, allowing me to suck and lick and kiss his manhole in complete comfort...for BOTH of us! I also found that, just like sitting on the toilet seat to shit, when my boyfriend lifted his ass slightly and spread his cheeks with both hands, when he sat back down, his ass remained wide open, allowing to mouth-love his beautiful asshole deeply and endlessly! Besides that delicious stuff, his balls and cock were hanging right there, as well...completely available for my oral adoration! And, if he wanted to stroke himself while I ate him out, his lovely balls were still hanging there like some luscious ripe fruit, just beckoning me to lick and suck, kiss and love! These portable commodes are readily available at any surgical supply, Wal-Mart, Lowe's, Home Depot, etc., and are only $70-$120...very inexpensive. My only other recommendation when choosing a commode for sex play, find the design with the thinnest seat/frame profile. (Some are pretty bulky in the horizontal seat dimension, which could limit how close to your target your face will be when at finished rest. Get the seat that allows your entire face to remain comfortably closest to your lover's ass!) In any case, eagerbeaverto, your gonna LOVE this ass licking chair! ??

I got my last two loads on a quick, lunchtime visit to my favorite gloryhole ABS on Rt. 210 in Middletown, NY. The first guy got into the video booth next to mine and immediately put his fingers through the gloryhole to signal me. Instead of putting my cock through the 'hole, I licked his fingers! (I was soooo fucking hungry for hot, wet cock!!!) I was already on my knees when he put his nice, average size uncut cock through that sweet hole and I just feasted on it! My mouth was like the PERFECT fit for that cock...fitting it like a warm wet glove! He was pretty worked up already, drooling tasty precum from his piss-hole and immediately began thrusting into my mouth, fucking it beautifully! Enjoying his sweet mouth-fucking, I just kept my face pushed into the hole, swirled my tongue all over and under every bit of sexflesh I could reach and kept up a nice, wet suction. It wasn't two minutes later when the guy tapped on the wall and, a moment later, I heard a muffled groan, his cock gave that unique twitch and he unloaded into my mouth! He tasted fucking GREAT, and I moaned aloud with pleasure as I tasted, savored and swallow his spermy spunk! Mmm-mmm, good! He finished too quickly and withdrew, thanking me in a whisper before zipping up and leaving. But I didn't have long to wait... A few moments later, another man entered the booth, started his video, undid and pushed his pants down, revealing a very beautiful, thick, longer than average, cut cock, with a large, classically helmet-shaped head...a real pleaser for his wife, I'm sure! BUT...she wasn't there to service daddy this time...I was! ? Silently, I invited the stranger into my warm, loving mouth with my fingers, and he never hesitated...immediately putting his beautiful cock through the gloryhole and right into my adoring face-cunt! For the next five minutes, simply and openly worshipped that cock with my mouth! Besides sucking and pumping him with my mouth, I licked and kissed and mouth-loved that luscious love-rod like a starving man! He even pushed his lightly furred balls through for me to love, and I delightedly fondled them with my loving mouth, lips and tongue, too! Finally, I settled into a smooth, mouth pumping rhythm, sensing that he was getting ready to give up his wonderful semen! I was moaning around my mouthful of hot man-meat...he was moaning with pleasure on the other side of the wall...and we were both enjoying our lovemaking thoroughly! Suddenly, his cock strained upward into my mouth...the head swelled a bit...I heard a muffled grunt...and my mouth was flooded with strong-tasting cum! I moaned out my own pleasure as I savored his oh-so-masculine flavor and let it fill my entire being...never stopping my swirling tongue...getting it fully coated in the stranger's delicious semen! We moaned out our mutual pleasure in unison...he unloading the treasure of his balls...me swallowing his thick cum luxuriously. To my delight, my anonymous lover didn't pull out immediately, but relaxed in the warm, wet, gently suckling confines of my mouth...giving me every precious drop of his seed...letting me milk him with my mouth...truly consummating our delicious moment of love and lust! We had both just enjoyed a truly luxurious oral sex experience...and I believe we BOTH loved it! I know I sure did!!! ? That was two months ago...and I'm soooo hungry for cocks and cum!!!

You're right, darling...I'm not sure they do! At least, not until we begin to openly SHOW them the passion...the actual hunger...we have to give THEM pleasure and release! That's really it...I HUNGER to give men sexual pleasure! And, I unashamedly STRIVE to give them as much pleasure as I possibly can, in ANY and EVERY WAY I can! I openly and honestly try to convey to every man I meet, whether a long-time regular lover or a one-time stranger/lover at a gloryhole, that I absolutely LOVE giving them pleasure, and that it's my goal to give them the best climax they've ever experienced! So many folks find that so difficult to believe...that some of us honestly and truly live to please others, and not ourselves...and that pleasuring them gives us pleasure. I don't know that top men will EVER completely understand us as pleasure-givers, but I DO know that, like you, when a man begins to express the intensity of the pleasure I'm giving him with my body...by his motions, his groans and the deliciously filthy things he's telling me and calling me...that I heat up even more and my hunger grows to give him even MORE! That's just how it works...feed the fire more fuel and it always burns hotter! The true "bottom line" for THIS bottom: A lover's pleasure is MY pleasure...His climax IS my climax...and his hot, thick semen...his precious seed...is my happy reward! ? Glori. ?

Thank you, BD...I'm glad you enjoyed it! ?

We're a lot alike, beanna! After all these years, I like nothing more than getting men aroused, getting them all worked up and hard and dripping, and then using both my holes to give them the hardest, most intense climax I possibly can! I truly LIVE to give men the sexual pleasure and release that all men need and deserve! I'm so glad I learned these pleasures when I did! ? Glori. ?

I wouldn't call it "molested." I call it "mentored"...and it was the best thing that ever happened to me! Even as a preteen, I instinctively knew I liked men (not even boys my own age), although I would have been unable to articulate my growing homosexuality at that point. I just knew i was strongly attracted to men, especially much older men. Then, at the dawn of my teen years, I began to overhear the whispered behind the hand stories that my dirtier-minded classmates giggled derisively at...the ones about "those" males...the guys who actually enjoyed sex with other men...the "queers," "faggots" and "cocksuckers." Strangely, hearing about these faggots excited me and made my young cock hard and, before long, I found myself longing to join their ranks! I became increasingly fascinated by men's cocks and really desiring to suck and lick and kiss a Cock. I knew how much pleasure I experienced when I masturbated and climaxed and thought of what a thrill it must be to give that kind of pleasure to another man! In a very short time, I found myself eagerly desiring to actually become a cocksucker and a pleasure-giver for men! So, when an elderly neighbor lady's sixty-something brother came to stay for a summer to help his sister in her convalescence after surgery, he recruited me to do yard work. It was long before we discovered that our homosexual desires were mutual and we became lovers! I gave myself completely to him with absolutely delighted abandon, and 1968 became my own personal "summer of love!" And our utterly passionate and uninhibited lovemaking was pleasure beyond my wildest fantasies! And, when he began sharing me with his mature, very horny friends, well...I just became the eager cock-hungry cumslut I had always dreamed of being! And I am grateful to those wonderful lovers to this day! ?

I love you, claireannet! ? What an excellent attitude! And, you've opened my eyes! I suddenly realize that I'm pretty "picky," too...I simply pick the cock nearest to me! Then, I work my way back through the crowd! Pure genius! ?

I've observed the same thing, Dude, although I have no idea what the solution to your dilemma might be. I think that our gay porn culture, which presents an endless stream of beautiful, perfectly built men, be they muscular studs or sweet twinks. Delicious for our fantasies, but rather far divorced from the realities of the world most of us live in! I even see this "fantasy man" trend in erotic literature where, even extending to a cock-hungry man visiting an ABS for the first time and, peering through the gloryhole, who does he see in the dim light of his neighbor's video? Of course...the tanned, well-hung, completely shaven, flawless twink in his early twenties with the six-pack abs! After personally servicing men at gloryholes for over 40 years, well, trust me...those twink stories are just NOT reality! (Besides the fact that you can't see much of anything through the average size gloryhole, searching for a particular body type is NOT why one serves at a gloryhole, anyway!) Seems to me, being extremely choosy will most often leave one very lonely...and extremely empty! Unfortunately, as I said, I don't have a solution for you. But, perhaps our friends here in the BZ community do! I truly hope so. (Fortunate for me, I've always been hugely attracted to much older men, especially the average-looking daddies, so I've never lacked for a steady supply of lovers. And, when I comes to my love of cock, I've NEVER been picky!) Glori. ?

Thank you, MC! I like it a lot when men call me "my kind of guy"...especially when they're zipping up their fly, a satisfied smile on their face, while I'm still on my knees with the strong flavor of their semen in my mouth! ? Let me share a related public toilet experience with you and our BZ friends... I was in my second try at college in the spring of 1977...I was not quite 23 years old in a rapidly souring marriage. (Yeah...I tried to go str8!) During my daily trip from classes to my off-campus job, I'd stop to eat lunch at a very rural and usually deserted county park. It wasn't long before I discovered the rather secluded, old, rundown restrooms. (My kind of place!) The walls were covered with sexy and dirty graffiti, mostly homosexual themes of cock-loving! Being early March, I rarely encountered another man there, which disappointed me. But it was still a great place to masturbate! Then, one day, having gone in to that shabby men's restroom to take a leak and jerk out a load. As soon as I walked in the door, I noticed the sound of heavy breathing coming from the the middle toilet stall of the three in that restroom! My cock instantly got hard and I thought I might just get lucky with a man! But, being the shy guy that I was, I quietly entered an adjacent stall. Unfortunately, there were no gloryholes in that place, but there was a nice little peephole about the diameter of my thumb scratched through the plywood wall between the stalls. Of course, was soon peering through that little hole! For the next few minutes, watched as a man in his mid-seventies masturbated, eventually groaning aloud as he climaxed, apparently jacking his load out into the toilet bowl! After a few moments, he finished unloading his balls, pissed loudly, zipped up and, without another sound, left. He had obviously not flushed, and I just had to see what he had left! With my hard cock still in my hand, I held up my pants with my free hand and shuffled over to the recently vacated toilet stall. As I entered that stall, the scent of semen and urine were like a wall! Instantly my mouth began to water and my cock seemed to get even harder! But it was that toilet that really grabbed me! It was an ordinary commercial toilet...the kind with a black split seat. BUT...the old man that had just left had deliberately decorated that black seat and the white porcelain rim between with a huge, thick load of lumpy, off-white semen! That guy had shot onto both sides of that seat, with cum running down the front of the bowl and puddles of it on the rim between the ends, already home to yellow piss splatters and curly, stray pubic hairs! Instantly, I was captivated! It felt like that load of jizz was like a magnet, drawing me down to it! Something seemed to break inside me and I licked my dry lips as I realized what I was about to do! Quickly, I stripped nude and dropped to my knees on that damp concrete floor. Then, with a deep sigh that was nearly a moan, I lowered my face to that incredible mess, placing my parted lips directly into the largest pool of semen and, with a moan of pure ecstasy, I tasted the stranger's spermy cum! Swirling my tongue-tip in the viscous, strong-tasting cream, I began eagerly sucking and lapping up every precious drop! Before very long, I had licked up every bit of the man's load, as well as the piss and pubic hairs! It was just a dream-cum-true to clean that fouled toilet with my tongue! I loved it and was immediately hooked! BTW...weeks later, I finally met the older man who left that load. We became regular sex partners and I delightedly sucked him off many times! ? Ever on my knees to please, Glori ?

I, too, became a piss lover and piss drinker as a child, drinking my own piss regularly. (I began around 7 years old.) And, believe it or not, I really developed a taste for it...I mean, I really LOVE the flavor of piss, especially when I can drink it directly from the tap! The things that originally led to my piss love are the things that thrill me yet today...I adore ANYTHING that come from the cocks I love...I LOVE the delicious degradation of drinking piss...I LOVE the pleasure it gives to men...and, I have always enjoyed doing the dirtiest and most forbidden (legal) things I could imagine! (For example: Being a young teen and locking myself in the bathroom to suck and lick the still warm nozzle of my mother's douche syringe after she came out from her shower. Mmmm!!!) Of course, the definitive test of the true piss-pig is drinking at the public men's restroom toilet or urinal, like michaelcross enjoys in his post above. Been there...done that, too! But, for me, rather than drinking piss from the bowl, I prefer licking the rim, lapping up those tasty yellow splatters and cute curly pubic hairs! In the end, though, it is an incredible thrill for me to beg an anonymous stranger whom I've just sucked off to piss into my mouth. And an even greater thrill when he gladly obliges me!!! ?

I've always thought that was such a cute name for a place where such deliciously raunchy sex was going on between strangers. But, what I still find amazing to this day is the fact that a policeman actually turned me on to such a place! I sucked HUNDREDS of cocks in that Lollipop Stop over the next three years! And then, suddenly, it was CLOSED from dusk to dawn, except for heavy trucks! Some asshole had walked up to a young family who were picnicking at one of several tables, and offered the guy a blowjob, right in front of his wife and kids! They called the cops, and they shut our Lollipop Stop down! What a sad loss!!! ?

And I truly do LOVE the flavor of cum, too...from the salty, mild variety, to the intense, extremely strong-tasting kind...variously described as bitter, or "bleachy," the flavor I find most commonly in older men who apparently don't climax very often! And this variety of flavors is one of the things I find most attractive about sucking off numerous strangers in adult bookstores and theaters...until your stranger/lover reaches orgasm and ejaculates, you can thrill to the exciting anticipation of what his semen will taste like! But I've NEVER met a load that I didn't LOVE, and happily swallow! ? Also, as friend, Joch, stated, it's good, healthy protein, too! ??